Show STUDENT LIFE PAGE FIVE HUjOUMI MAKKS A l'’KW HEM AUKS Mrs I laggenstauffer liass got thm new twin jmppio dogs Dey jss S() much apart you cant tell dem alike !I I sliust received dat for Messerschmidt bits 1 owe o Herr Fritz o 1 Ha ou Utah hut sealed der envelop o Yew Depositors — you among them if you haven’t a banking home o profidence To get new business we can’t offer bargains as we have none — but £ und vill haf ton send ilt next time i Dear cousin Fritz: £ we can and do offer every convenience every courtesy and all the It hass been a Ions time since rite I I am sliust goiill haf to stop riling nov Ilt iss I received your letter o I 3 tell you dat fifteen minutes in front of twelve ng to rite you und O havent got time to aser itt nov hut o’clock Iff you don’t get diss letter O r sliust rite und tell me und t a veek before tomorrvill rit n vill anser & o mitt vun another ow I am getting along nicely o finds & Your loving cousin der small pox und hope diss a Itl' DOLl'FI SIIOLLZENIIIHMKR a you der same THIS BANK WANTS -- I I ! j- Ve haf shust had spring vacation here at skool Den all der stoodents vent home Many off dem vent down Davis take a Doc to konference bunsch of kemistree students dovn Dey visited der smelters t0 Saltair varedey make gold and pig iron und also vent too der Utah Oil and Defining company vare dey make all kinds of oil like machine oil olive oil and caster oil Dey ended upp at der brewery Dey must haf made a poor start because diss vass a party good ending Tennis calls for the best th in a person for the utmost in me tal effort and tin utmost in physical The greatest injustice tliai ever lias been done to tennis is 1o refer in! It is a' “mollycoddle” game strenuous game -- a game that weak-- ' it as lings camint play It calks for morel exertion and more skill that doe baseball or football No one an play tennis who isn’t in extremely good' condition because the physical strain of the game will wear down quickly all those who are not pin si- -j tally lit If you play tennis yourself you) know the truth of this statement If you don't play it it might be worth your while to watch the playing of a few sets some time —to watch t!i whirlwind action of the players Tennis requires its devotees to h “oil their toes" every second of tin game Ring! Yu hit the ball and send it sailing over the net after a hard chase on your part to meet n before it hounds out of your reach Do you then get a chance to rest? No none at all because a second after you bit that hall your opponent lias driven it back at yu Sometimes it is headed straight at you but oft oner it is as far away from you as your foe can land it That's the game to place the hall where the other fellow can’t hit it The net game really is a game for) he young It asks so much in speed and endurance that the older folks cannot play it A portly person as a j Today dey iss hafing election here att skool ng to elect a president presidential Dey are goi- of the stoo-debodie and also an author of Stoodent Life Der election ends next veek on Fryday so diss vill give everybodie a sehance to be elected I gess dey vill purty soon haf enough coaches upp hare at skool Xov dey haf got vun by de name of Vatson from Ulinoise Dey haf already had three diss yeer It vould be better iff dey vould get sonm stage coaches to haul der students up der hill by der skool Ven I vent to Salt Lake to konference und borrowed your overcoat I had my suit case full ven eomo home so dare vassent room to take itt back I am sending itt too you by express to cut down der charges I cut off der buttons und you vill find dem in der inside pocket Nov in der spring dey iss planting der gardens upp hare at der college I bear Professor Hill say dey vass planting dor potatoes close to der onions so dey vould not haf to vater dem ou know den der onions vill Nake der vater run in der eyes of nt 1 der teams the rami: of tin: maw potatoes I lie cannot cover tl'e grund rapidly and as a Air Brush Car Banners result he is just a joke as an op- Work Window Cards I ponent There are millions of tenuis players in the United States today where HAROLDTROTMAN there were only thousands a few years ago The municipal authorities in tilt various cities found that a benetennis was a real game-a- nd ficial one So they installed courts in their public parks Persons in many Work cities who owned vacant lots recogpromptly executed Koom 17 Commercial Big nized the gradually increasing popucourts larity of tennis and have built on those lots For those who are able to play When in no athletic conMarket the game there is more mental or test that furnishes For Hardware The constant physical exertion one side chasing after the hall from to the other brings the blood Into Remember healthy circulation and it hardens In the body practically every muscle Those who play tennis constantly bethe store rarely know a sick day merely carries muse tennis Is the best conditioner and Show Cards — the Lafounts that tlie Stock 1 1 1 t ft We have pleased thousands Won’t you let us try to please you? our Customers SPANDE FURNITURE CO — The milk in the pail The cow kicks over is lost j tennis player is Signs realize that our success depends on our ability to please a lizzie forever k that goes into the can through the AND the butter-fa- t worn-ou- t cream separator is just as spout of a cheap inferior or If you are surely lost as the milk i:i the pail the cow kicked over an inferior with or trying to get along without a cream separator right along and or worn- - ut machine you are losing butter-ta- t is money skim-mil- but-tor-f- at Get Your DE LAVAL —Now Right Away every day you use it it will be paying for itself out of its own saving If you haven’t the spare cash right now that need not hinder your immediate purchase Ye have an arrangement with De Laval agents which makes it a De Laval on the partial possible for any reputable farmer to secure payment plan — a small payment at time of purchase and the balance in several installments so that a De Laval pays for itself while you are using it and getting the benefit from it THE DE LAVAL SEPARATOR Co E Madison St Chicago Ktl Itroadway New York r oooo lmwniEs and local agencies the would oyer S! much as it develops the body A slow thinker never becomes a good ten- nls player but the wits of u slow thinker always are sharpened a hit brain by playing the game One’s must move with the speed or lightn- nis one must be alert In body and brain One must follow every movement of that ball and at times anticipate it One’s brain must move quUkly and one’s body must follow Instantly the dictates of the brain Tennis Is a game In which fractions of seconds oft times mean defeat or g ing to keep up with the conditions in the game "Alertness Is the keynote of ten- victory nis" wrote one expert And he was If you would he healthy nnd known try teunlj as right To play a good game of ten And tennis develops tho brain ever-shiftin- sharp-witte- d |