Show STUDENT LIFE PAGE FOUR - want to dream a dream so foolishly utterly of fulfilment win the games we are entitled to irritatingly impossible 1L office We do not like to GIVE away As I approached Student Life win I had an insane desire to emphatiPublished Weekly by the Students games to the Wyoming “Cowboys” box off the A true “Aggie” is a good loser and cally kick that irrelevant of Utah Agricultural College to does not “squeal” when beaten by a wall for the door was about matter s second-clasas to- Entered better team but he hates like fur unhinge itself with a straining at the postoffice 19 1908 September I to at Logan Utah under the Act of to lose when he thinks he ought to ward the interior due supposed the air pressure which always exists March 1879 win After The student body failed in car- in the region of a vacuum College Delivery is made from Studsome diffent Life Office Room 275 rying out its part of the "game” opening the dor with Frinted by last Thursday when only some fifty iculty I was a little ashamed for EaiTandEn gland Publishing Co of them went to the depot to meet having so accused the poor box for the team In tomorrow’s game let’s it was not a vacuum and is likely Logan Utah not to be for that spike still keeps see a revival its solitary wav NIGHTMARE? OR DREAM EDITOR Editor LOWRY NELSON gstubent ery game we play iit We Bouquet Jeanice j The Most Exquisite And Volume XIV Friday November Number 7 5 1915 "FllFTmNFwFwiNF We hold these truths to be self-eviden- t: (1) There cannot be strength in any aggregate without unity both in the body itself and in the governing controlling coaching staff and historical (2) Experience precedents have established the truth that athletes must have a sei of training rules that those rules be not “arbitrary impertinences” but laws laid down by the body the represent and that every athlete representing that body be made tc understand and sense the meaning of those laws (3) That incompetence on the part of participants in any activity means failure in competitive underThat athletic incompettakings ence is due primarily to these factors: (a) inherent inability (b) failure on the part of the aspirant to comply with estab'ished rules ot training conduct (") inefficient instruction (4) Favoritism on the part of a coach in selecting a team results inevitably in bringing together a weaker lineup and is continually destructive to the elements — unity etc — that go to make a perfect team A man should bo on a team only because he has the ability and for no other reason Once on the team the coach should not allow him to be a “privileged character’’ (5) Rules without enforcement are valueless (6) No team can have a successful season without tho enthusiastic support of the body it represents To what extent we are governed by these axiomatic rules is difficult to determine Our failure is and will be proportional to the extent of our departure from them The faculty and student body should unite in establishing the rules and seeing that they are enforced These two bodies cooperate in making possible and supporting Tho student nthletic activities furnishes tho funds and the body school hires Instructors to train the men It is an expensive activity and we must havo system about if we ever expect to get tho results we are after We do not care about winning ev It happened on Monday night the day before contributions begin to come in to the little box on the left of the door which leads into that room which has so fruitlessly attempted to rise to the dignity of an office (Remember that dreams are always incoherent and this is a dream) I cannot tell at what time of the night it came neither can I recall the events that preceded nor the visions that followed It seemed to rise like a target while I took a look at it and then disappear again It was like a portion of a murky landscape which suddenly becomes clear and distinct from the rest You have probably seen in the “movies” how devilish shapes walk out of smoke and when they go they give a little jump and go Well that’s the way up in smoke this vision came This dream begins in media yes which means in the contribuI could see nothing only tion box feel (Naturally because I was supNow the posed to be asleep) dream begins j aln clawing papers from that little box with those half erased letters on it “Student Life” I can’t even feel that large spike that has been the solitary inhabitant of the box since why the box is full! There are some protruding from that crevice in the top 1 claw out a bale of folded legal cap (foolscap I should say or Three strings t tie it! dream) There must be a hundred articles in that one bale!! (They say I talked in my sleep Monday night) But ONE bale! That’s nothing! There are dozens of BALES! 1 am now pulling out bale after bale “hefting” each one and gloating over it with fiendish glee There seems to be no end to it! That little box is a magic manufacturing plant! Bundles of articles are falling from the box and are lying all around on the Heavens! What shall I do with them all? There is not room for one thousandth part of them In Student Life We’ll run a for a few weeks and after that a dally! A literary magazine will appear next week! The problem is solved!! Too good to be true! Surely this is not real! But it IS though I can feel those carefully tied bundles” “oodles of ’em! mist smoke unconsciousness Morning — All the pictures and other wall decorations in the neighborhood of the bed were scattered ruthlessly on the floor I was in a terrible mood to think that I should S' r semi-weekl- y AGGIE FOOTBALL MAN GOES THROUGH BBEAUHER’S LINE 'A foWDM flowers j aniin the classi odors o! fragrant niicrc Th to I sho a ficiali thous Complexion Powder Sachet Powder oz Talcum Powder Soap cake $125 couk 75 book 75 stud 25 it w 3 scho Sold only at Riter Bros Drug i try Extract oz Toilet Water T1 prim Co any THE REXALL STORE ' rese prin beli get A New Label’s in Town mak use enct poo t’JA&i Oct L get peo in i r a s football game last Saturday that escaped the notice of the referee and wasn’t observed by the umpire An speaker of a religious organization forgetful of the fact that the Utah team was in town stood on a street corner and proceeded to denounce various sects and beliefs A young Mormon football player was passing Hearing his faith assailed he retaliated oratorieally A lively scrimmage resulted and the football player went thru the revivalist’s line for a good gain The mayor hearing of the nearriot issued his order which affects the Salvation Army City mission and all other bodies that have been holding street meetings Such meetings hereafter must be held Indoors — Denver Express Aggies ta be in connection with the Colorado Aggies-Uta- h i1 live Representing blended the most it on It has that lasting quality greater degree than almost perfume Bouquet Jeanice 20 — An order issued today by Mayor S H Clammer forbidding religious organizations from holding street meetings brought to light a bit of side-pla- y Colo note Perfume j C: The following is a clipping from shape” Fort Collins T- - mm j the Denver Express sent to Student Lundstrom former Life by 0 E student at the A C who is now filling a mission in Denver Mr Lundstrom in his letter says that he “happened to see the last part of the “scrimmage” and as the paper states Mr Rigby went through the preachers line with twice the energy that Fort L Collins went through ours The preacher’s line was in poor Th Alluring tafF J EASTMAN HATCH Business Mgr S J QUINNEY KATHLEEN BAGLEY x Associate I Editors E K WINDER J J W THORNTON Artist FRED BRAITHWA1TE 5l 1 over-zealo- us CHASE DOWN YOUR label sewed into smart Fall lothes specially designed for all hose Younger Young Men who teed clothes in sizes 31 to 36 ’onto to us and see LANGHAM-HIG- the H new clothes for youths of the High School ago Spruce English models fur Fal $2 I o $25 Thirty Special Points in every Suit Langham-IIig- h Thatcher Clothing Co 1 write! foe I fre 1 ha 1 be thi an Gi ve pli GO TO CO POOLE HAUER MILTON LEER Still PIANOS AND PLAYER 1’IAXOS AND YK’TROLAS VICTOR RECORDS SHEET MUSIC AND MUSIC ROLLS In fact every thing In the Music “Where Line tho Interurban Stops Visit Flowerland Flowers out for a walk students everyone including down-tow- n storo at 31 Fedor vo w ill he open about Dee L Wo Deliver Cache Valley Floral 702 N Ninth East of ne n With which to wiite the thoughts think The pen that’s dry is worthless quite To him wlioM like to think and i hi — a 0 give to me that public Ink Th i ha A bio us THAT INK WELL! tab I se :tl SOUTH MAIN STREET There will be a cross country run on the morning of Thanksgiving day A three mile courso will be selected as soon ns possible Every able bodied man of the college should get in training for this event It is a now feature here but we want it to be encouraged It promises to create a great deal of interest in lovers of out door sports Now is the time to start training for it For full particulars see Coach Teetzel or T M tab 1 THATCHER MUSIC TURKEY owi V Co |