Show STUDENT LIFE morsel of a boy and just swallerj him whole Wonder if we’ll get! Don’t': anything to eat today believe I’ve had a bite since I struck this bloomin city Guess people what lives in a college town is above all such rot as eat — leastways all I ever seen ’ud go right apast all kinds a’ delicious lookin’ animals not so much as stoppin’ t’ take a extra PAGE THREE FACULTY HARARE SATURDAY — PERSONNEL with Washington George Coach j Doubting Thomas and John Andreas A Ball and Bat Hog(en)Son A Hill Hump-fre- e A Running Brook smell Huh wisht’ they’d a give Kaiser Franz Joseph Havers me a chanst John Bull Howell Two-burd “My but that ride to town Co Stone Woman Hain’t never i seen the like Cooley Cooked Sockwell ('inns ( il Those round pink things apokin’ VOUR FUTURE Warbling Carroll I almost awwas in eye ATTRACTIONS your Saddest of all — Dr- Greaves FEW ful wobbly on my feet too and Find out what your future that driver just wouldn’t stop has to offer in love social sucCross in" tin Rhine an’ let me out and I axed him cess wealth and The French army under the happiness twiste very respectful too- ActWonders reSee yourself will Mon of Flewry The real circus generalship gypsy ed kind o’ indifferent like’s At the vealed by the give a demonstration of the if ’t didn’t concern him much circus AURORA TS methods used in bridging a how feelin’s felt my river in modern war times“Well a’course I wuzn’t guna Owing to the European war Swimming Match blab and have a scene on Main Who’s Your Tailor The trial for the world’s re- street but it wuzn’t excrewsh-atein- g the famous acrobats who for Hr Land-ber- g cord will be made polite of ’im just the the last 38 months have been the present world’s cham- same und I don’t have much Paris The College performing in London pion will attempt to maintain self respect for ’im left un’ be- and Berlin found it to their his position lieve he knows it too even if I 36 West 1st North to visit America advantage did try not to show it as much September Mom Thus it is that we were able to The name is enough for re- as possible and hurt ’is feelin’s” secure their services for SaturTHE MAN membrance If you buy your I’m tired — day before they proceed to Scott but “Great Wild Man tents — feedin’ the ani-- ! San Francisco to entertain the pitchin’ of World’s Fair visitors The comCaptured in the jungles mals — cookin’ beans — drivin’ was chosen by Hr Voor-stei- n Eden those beastly bears down town pany on his Rugs trip through Tur— helpin’ land the menagerie — Living Skeleton Poses three times for a pic- breakin’ my neck in the air — key Arabia and Egypt some years ago and has only Furniture Co ture before he makes an impres- playin’ ball — singin’ in the con- - four Spande before-Thito once been America sion on the plate cert — and then when I couldn’t will be the first last and y walk straight any longer turn-- i It’s sure to be right of these world famvisit only clown a cd into Illuminating analizing and The Special inducements to how ous acrobats in Logan fam“Oh keen Shakespeare! made our circus men that Students coulds’t thou foresee thru the hoop the Loop ous A cure for heart failure Cal- ages this Senior Circus and prophesy — It must needs be culated for deep breathing one 1 Og-an- ns - EX-RA- Y - ex-ra- y- - Tailor j Furniture Carpets at And I i i s Ex-Ra- ! Gypy A real fortune to all who come —exempt from the inheri- that man plays many parts” A Present That Will Pleaser— Your P rtrait We have the Style and Mountings you Want at the Trices Want to Pay Our Stock is the Last Word in the Latest Let Us Show You tance tax Mm Only you THE LOVELAND STUDIO This is not the same as September Morn These are only a part of the a things to be seen at the Egelloc Show OPPOSITE THE POSTOFFICE j Larut-lucirg- Everything a Drug Store Should Have THE HEAR RUDOLPH DRUG CO “Thank goodness we’re here at last” said the bear as he put up a paw to cover a yawn “It’s so hard on a fellow’s nerves to have to ride through a college town tryin’ to appear educated and refined when you’re just longin’ to grab a nice fat little CniitortiniiM SOCIETY CLUIl FRATERNITY AT THE CIRCUS PRINTING always in the highest STYLE OF THE ART J P Smith 123 North Main & Son Promptness Our Hobby Johnny is anxious to see the circus but lacking the price he tries to steal a glimpse by raising the edge of the lent when one of the attendants boots him he right into the crowd therewho meets his friend Willie exclaims: Hey there Jack!' thought you was broke How did you get in? Johnny— I was ast in see tatop te (Crraip Logan fnll Pimcks MADE PERFECT BY F W Jensen 129 N Main St Parties Served SHINE RATH THE MODERN BARBER SHOP We Shall Appreciate Your Trade CARLISLE & flUDMUNDSON WHT CEXTUU |