Show 11U STUDENT LIFE The students extend their sympathy and wish the young men a speedy recovery Miss Josie Munk left school May io The condition of her mother's health ocMunk's withdrawal casioned Miss Everyone regrets to learn that she does not anticipate returning Miss Moench (in class) — “Who was Cupid?” Rachel—“I don't know” Miss M — “Much to your sorrow you will know in a little while Luther: “I can't get those ‘soloisms' Can you?” Farnsworth: “Those what” L : “Soloisms you know In rhetoric” F: “Oh syllogisms you mean” “We are sorry they have changed your chapel seat to the one you have now” Frank Tuttle : “Why ?” “Why every other boy who has sat in that seat this year by Luella Nebeker has left school” “Yes I think III go to see ‘Macbeth ” said Tuttle “I've never seen one of Shakespeare's plays produced yet” Which is not very complimentary to our late stars West: “Say La Munyon what have you had that takes so much figuring? (L M having used two blackboards) La Munyon (rather humorously) : “Ah! that is just an Infinite series written out in lull ” Miss F (in debate) : “A father whips one child for the purpose of warning the others” Porter: “For my own interests I would like to know what a father whips his first child for?” To show their appreciation of the aid given them in their presentation of “Midsummer Night's Dream” the Sorosis Society recently entertained Professors Upham and Jenson and Messrs Stutterd and Williams and presented them with souvenir spoons When Miss Stephens said “O it's only Dave” she was evidently thinking of some one else but when “only Dave” saved the whole Ladies’ Quartette from a good wetting the other girls had different sentiments Professor (in Chemistry) : “What is another name for sodium hydroxide?” Tuttle: “Caustic potash” Professor: “That is a lye Now give me another lye” Tuttle's face brightened On Wednesday May 20 the plaster from the ceiling of the Biological Laboratory came down in a mass Several cases containing specimens of bugs a few books and some other things were destroyed It seems that water had found its way through from the Station Laboratory above and loosened the plaster thus causing the damage May 12 —The students had a feast in Dr Paden spoke chapel this morning for about thirty minutes on the benefits derived from reading biographies Then Miss Levy and Mr Johnson of the Thatcher Stock Company rendered some very nice songs A short time ago a young man stepped into the Art room and began conversing with the young ladies there Presently the professor came up asked a few questions and walked away As he was going a young lady pointed to him and said: “That's the best part of Art” We learn with pleasure of the recent forpromotion of Professor Linfield merly of this institution He has been made vice director of the Montana Agricultural Mr Experimental Station Baker a graduate of this school is also doing very well up there He has recently been made professor of Civil Engl neering |