Show LOCAL DEPARTMENT New students are daily arriving at the college Mrs Burchell is a student of the college this year Fred Pyle is beginning to cast sweet smiles at the girls A large number of our students spent their Thanksgiving vacation at home A number of the ladies frequently forget to take off their blouse waists after physical cul- ture For the benefit of a member of the alumni Miss It announces that she will be at Manti Dec 21 The students were out with shovels Dec 8 preparing a portion of the campus for a skat- ing field The football season being over our songs are now inappropriate Let us compose some college songs It is a remarkable coincidence that the next day after the Athletic subscription Professor Campbell invested heavily in saddle horses Prof— “Give me an example of an endless screw” Pyle — “A sausage grinder” Santsclii desiring to be conspicuous has borrowed Prof Swendson’s surveying shoes to wear In order to make more noise he exd pects to have them A number of the students were very much disappointed because their names did not appear in our last issue We shall try to avoid any disappointments in the future Miss Fisher recently attempted to skate down a flight of stairs She found it a little more unpleasant than she expected and as a result fearful screams were heard all over the building Recently the chemistry students were exper imenting with neutralized solutions After wards one of them was heard to say: ' “I had fine success with that neutralization experiment of mine” hob-naile- Miss Mai ad Izatt expects to spend her holidays in Dr Widtsoe has a new charge It came to him Thanksgiving day in the form of a baby boy The other day a number of young men were on the roof over the gymnasium watching the young ladies drill Dec ( — Pres Benj Cluff of the Provo Academy conducted chapel this morning lie gave some of his experiences in Central America The students were successful in getting their petition granted for an extended Thanksgiving recess They intend to ask for a sixty days “lay off” for holidays Evidently there are occasional pugilistic encounters in the physical culture department At any rate one of the instructors was seen with a black eye the other day Prof — “What was the area of lake Bonneville?” Santsclii (looking wise) — “Well about a half million sq miles” If the mechanic arts department would do- nate a hammer to the Sorosis society it would be appreciated byr the members At present they are compelled to borrow shoes from some of the young men when they wish to tack their carpet down On the side-line- s at the class game a promi- nent senior speaks to a crowd of students: “Wont you fellows please be kind enough to make a little room here?” To an innocent small boy: — Here you infernal little brat get off the earth or I’ll beat you to death!!” A student who accompanied our football team to Salt Lake chanced to go into the smoker Being a student of the Agricultural College of course the perfume didn’t suit him A friend coming in said: “Oh very well you’re in here are you?” The reply was: “Yes how do you get out of here?’ Sunday school papers please copy |