Show PAGE Two STUDENT LIFE “What ho! ho!!!” Student Life Burlesques Published weekly by the students of the Utah Agricultural College Entered as second class mail matter September 1908 at Logan Utah under the act of ‘March 3 1891 (Number 3: In Which I Interview a Scholar of the Old School) - Editor M R MERRILL Serge Benson - Business Manager What IMPORTANT ITEMS f ho! in-formin- stairs to the Scholar’s garret room I was (met by a mighty odor of Mid- REPORTERS This odor Sergene Benson ‘night oil burning Gladys Hansen Arthur Tanner was penetrating and not entireParley Kilburn Allie Peterson ly unpleasant although practiSolon Barber cally unknown to me I recognized the door of the Thursday July 12 1923 Scholar’s room immediately by Editorial What ho!! 12 1923 yourself And who pray might you be?” Professor Howard R Driggs I who I am” am is “It that formerly of the University of and I acknowledged frankly Utah and at the present time on the faculty of New York Unwith said he “Oh ho” rising iversity will lecture to the stucrescendo “that being the case dents next Wednesday and good morrow Thursday July 18th and 19th “I am from the Podunk at 11 a m Professor Driggs Breeze” prouded I “the only was one of the most prominent daily paper in Podunk” educators of Utah during his He raised his eyes from the residence here He has writ- volume on geometry for an in- ten a number of books on varistant and then lowered them ous phases of English and his again But in that instant I lectures next week are sure to saw that they were pale blue be highly interesting and d behind spectacles “What By Soraba As I mounted the Thursday July atmosphere its scholarly at this door I was gly Knocking bid by a hollow voice to enter thick-lenseSTATE TOURNAMENT “Enter” exclaimed this voice — which I immediately rec- pale blue ad somewhat tired He mused The school and city are hon- ognized as the Scholar’s — “EnThe deans of the schools will “ to same the of ored this week by the visit ‘Things equal be available for registration for ter” to each other” the tennis stars of the state thing are equal the second term which opens the knob I did so Turning he as who are competing in the state next week School will continue But let us go back a pace and whispered he faintly the studied tournament The large number a page as usual on Monday and all regcouple of hours to that afterexcitedI of entrants and the keen inter- noon “Amazing!!” yelled istration will take place during in the city room of the do do it?” “how est of the spectators give ample you the afternoon A number of Breeze It is the City Edi- ly his raised he Startled again proof of the fact that tennis is tor whom you see sitting at a new courses will commence and univolume most of the from one the head dusty becoming littered desk As he busimany of the old ones will conwere cheeks I his saw versal and popular of American paper and that tinue Changes may be made ly filed valuable papers in the thin and wan but that his who lips in present registrations sports Everyone plays waste basket (knowing that enabove determined is and and an ardent the game would never be disturbed were firm they thusiastic fan Every year the there Dr Sharpe will lecture today W1ii the janitor) he ad-- 1 by ranks of tennis players are dressed me with these words : inently pushed aside his at 11 a m on “The Poet and crowded with new devotees of geometry book and reached for the Prophet” Friday morning lie growled ‘Soraba’ the game Each season an in‘Soraba’ show a lit- one on history He opened this as a special feature of his visit creasingly large crop of young- tle speed and hie thee to the hut With ill manners again I inter- he will give readings from varisters to vie with veterans ot tne of the Scholar and have words rupted him in his pleasures ous authors at 9 a m This is court “Whom would you have me in addition to the regular lefor supreme honors with him Our readers would These latter facts merely indi- be interested in how imitate?” I asked eagerly ex- cture which will take place as knowing cate that the trend of athletic he lives Go!!” he ended in a pecting wisdom usual at 11 o’clock he “Phidippides the Greek” activity is toward tennis loud voice “ and may good forBox Elder county continues said with more force than I had If you want to become inter- tune attend you of him “he ran twen-Witho- to have representatives at the ested in the game join the expected I went ado further miles to Athens and then A C even during the summer t crowd of eager spectators that the door after me slamming Alvin E Olsen who has been ell exhausted throng the sidelines every afAs I enter the room of the I was taken aback at this ternoon Your antipathy toward Scholar I teaching in Brigham is studyabout rapidly “But how could I run to ing under Professor 'John C the game if you ever had any me as is glanced enterwont upon my Athens?” astonished I as I was Peterson and getting the most will be changed to interest and All around ing strange places eduyou’ll want to learn the game the four walls were cases filled seized with a bad case of being recent developments in the taken aback “I ask you how! cational world yourself to the last inch with books dog- could I?” eared and worn as from hard “You at least run from Lucy Langton ’23 who has ANNUAL EVENT use and keen perusal In one here to might Lake Michigan and fall been going to school and workend of the room was a single Every year the summer window commanding an intri- into it” said this Scholar un- ing in the secretary’s office has school students of the U have guing view of the Podunk kindly “and let me finish my discontinued school and has gone to her home in Salt Lake a hike The Timpanogas climb stockyards Now and again study” I arose and Disgruntled at Provo has become one of entered into the room the low Airs John T Caine III Mrs the most important features of moo of a cow and from across started for the door As I openI J II Linford Mrs George R the B Y U summer school It the river in the distance came ed it and started through has become one of the drawing faint whiffs from the Podunk heard the Scholar murmuring Hill Airs E G Peterson Airs cards to students making a Glue factory mingled with the to himself “the Scotch are a Earl Thompson and Mrs Ruschoice of schools Until this keen fragrance of new mown thrifty race fond of their oat- sel Bernston are among those attending Dr Sharpe’s lectures year we have been unable to hay from Farmer Brown’s hay meal porridge” Now I ask you how could the this week boast of such hikes and trips field for it was summer The that offer so many inducements Scholar sat at a large table al- readers of the Podunk Breeze! Another Rexburger is Pratt to students most covered with books pa- - be interested in that? Thurber He is living in Logan Dr Linford and his helpers pers pen and ink A student’s! Victor Tlntt ilcn fmm n now however and he is so in made a big step forward when lamp shed a dim plow into the hanii wh0 has been teaching at love with the town and school they put over as successfully as room The Scholar raised his Howell is at Pi Zet that he is going to stay until they did an entertainment of eyes from a volume on geometry house and eating to the school at he graduates which he hopes going such magnitude and value It and groaned as he saw who it the same time will be next summer is our opinion that such an was who had entered his sancevent should become an annual tum sanctorum Another old student who Margaret Rider who has feature of the summer quarter “What ho!” I ejaculatingly visited us last week was Mir- been laboring in Malad during With the experience of this iam ’23 Jackson sumyear those in charge would be and preparations for the com- a Beta and won Miriam was last winter is here this more a scholarship mer preparing for an even able to develop greater effec- fort and enjoyment of those “A” last year They have to tiveness in making their plans who go in the future come back home Po-du- nk light-hearted- ly ut i I I -- frequently i a i s V r E L A a o li Ca sc SI as in |