Show - M—uiii'4HTSrajZ3i L STUDENT LIFE PAGE Two Student Life Thursday July 12 1923 “ What ho! Burlesques What ho!! What I IMPORTANT ITEMS ho!!!” “What ho! yourself And By Soraba Published weekly by the students who pray might you be?” of the Utah Agricultural College Professor Howard R Driggs (Number 3: In Which I Inter- I is who am I am” “It that matEntered as second class mail formerly of the University of view a Scholar of the Old ter September 1908 at Logan Utah acknowledged (I frankly and Utah and at the present time on School) under the act of March 3 1891 the faculty of New York Unihe said with “Oh ho” rising versity will lecture to the stuAs I mounted the stairs to - Editor M R MERRILL crescendo “that being the case dents next Serge Benson - Business Manager the Scholar’s garret room I was Wednesday and good morrow” met by a mighty odor of REPORTERS Thursday July 18th and 19th Podunk oil “I This odor am from the Benson Hansen Gladys night burning at 11 a m Professor Driggs was Arthur Tanner penetrating and not entire- Breeze” prouded I “the only was one of the most Parley Kilburn prominent Solon Barber Allie Peterson ly unpleasant although practi- daily paper in Podunk’ educators of Utah during his cally unknown to me He raised his eyes from the residence here He has writI recognized the door of the Thursday July 12 1923 inScholar’s room immediately by volume on geometry for an ten a number of books on varithem lowered stant then and ous phases of English and hisx atmosphere its scholarly I in instant' But that lectures next week are sure to Knocking at this door I was again blue were saw that they pale bid by a hollow voice to enter be highly interesting and enterthick-lense- d STATE TOURNAMENT behind spectacles taining “Enter” exclaimed this tired ad somewhat blue voice— which I immediately rec- pale The school and city are hon- ognized as the Scholar’s — “EnHe mused ' The deans of the schools will “ ‘Things equal to the same ored this week by the visit of ter” be available for registration for to each other” the tennis stars of the state are equal thing the second term which opens Turning the knob I did so as he who are competing in the state he faintly next week School will continue But let us go back a pace and whispered tournament The large number studied the page as usual on and all rega couple of hours to that afterexcited- istration willMonday of entrants and the keen inter- noon I yelled “Amazing!!” take place during in the city room of the do ?” est of the spectators give ample do it “how you the afternoon A number of Breeze It is the City Edi- ly Startled again he raised his new courses will commence and proof of- the fact that tennis is tor whpm you see sitting at a becoming one of the most uni- - paper littered desk As he busi- - head from the dusty volume many of the old ones will conversal and popular of American d vTihTrrsln"the and I saw that his cheeks were tinue Changes may be made his lips in wan and but that thin that sports Everyone who plays present registrations basket above determined and firm the game is an ardent and en-were WOuldbe disturbed thusiastic fan Every year the £bey b thenever Dr Sharpe will lecture today ad a chin white but jutting promhe thee janitor) aside his He ranics of tennis players are d at 11 a m on “The Poet and pushed inently words d me crowded with new devotees of geometry book and reached for the Prophet” Friday morning he SorabaV growled light one on history He opened this as a special feature of his visit the game Each season an in- show ‘Soraba’ a heartedly again I inter- he will give readings from varilarge crop oi young- - t nd hie th’ee to the hut With ill manners sters to vie with veterans 01 tne of t£e Scholar and have words rupted him in his pleasures ous authors at 9 a m This is court for supreme honors with him Our readers would “Whom would you have me in addition to the regular lecI asked eagerly ex- ture which will take place as These latter facts merely indi-jb- e interested in knowing how imitate?”wisdom cate that the trend of athletic he liveS- - Go!r he ended usual at 11 o’clock a pecting ip “Phidippides the Greek” he activity is toward tenms and may good for oud voice Box Elder county continues said with more force than I had If you want to become inter- - tune attend you” expected orhim “he ran twenty-- to have representatives at the ested in the game join the Without further ado I went five miles to Athens and then A C even during the summer crowd of eager spectators that me door after the slamming Alvin E Olsen who has been fell exhausted” throng the sidelines every afAs I enter the room of the I was taken aback at this teaching in Brigham is studyternoon Your antipathy toward Scholar I about glanced rapidly “But how could I run to ing under Professor John C the game ifryou ever had any me as is my wont upon enter- Athens ?” astonished I as I was Peterson and getting the most will be changed to interest and All around ing strange places you’ll want to learn the game the four walls were cases filled seized with a bad case of being recent developments in the edutaken aback “I ask you how cational world yourself to the last inch with books dog- could I?” eared and worn as from hard at least run from Lucy Langton ’23 who has “You ANNUAL EVENT use and keen perusal In one here to might Lake Michigan and fall been going to school and workend of the room was a single into it” said this Scholar un- ing in the secretary’s office has Every year the summer window commanding an intrischool students of the U have guing view of the Podunk kindly “and let me finish my discontinued school and has gone to her home in Salt Lake a hike The Timpanogas climb stockyards Now and again study” Disgruntled I arose and at Provo has become one of entered into theY-oothe low started Mrs John T Caine III Mrs for the door As I openthe most important features of moo of a cow and from across ed it and started through I J H Linford Mrs George R the B Y U summer school It the river in the distance came heard the Scholar murmuring Hill Mrs E G Peterson Mrs has become one of the drawing faint whiffs from the Podunk to himself “the Scotch are a Earl Thompson and Mrs Ruscards to students making a Glue factory mingled with the sel Bernston are among those choice of schools Until this keen fragrance of new mown thrifty race fond of their oatmeal attending Dr Sharpe’s lectures year we have been unable to hay from Farmer Brown’s hay Nowporridge” I ask you how could the this week boast of such hikes and trips field for it was summer The of the Podunk Breeze that offer so many inducements Scholar sat at a large table al- readers Another Rexburger is Pratt be interested in that? to students most covered with books paThurber He is living in Logan Dr Linford and his helpers pers pen and ink A student’s Victor Bott also from Brig- now however and he in made a big step forward when lamp shed a dim glow into the ham who has been teaching at love with the town is so and school they put over as successfully as room The Scholar raised his Howell is eating at the Pi Zet that he is going to stay until they did an entertainment of eyes from a volume on geometiy house and going to school at he graduates which he hopes such magnitude and value It and groaned as he saw who it the same time will be next summer is our opinion that such an was who had entered his sancevent should become an annual tum sanctorum Another old student who Margaret Rider who has of summer feature the “What ho!” I ’ejaculatingly visited us last week was Mir- been laboring in Malad quarter With the experience of this iam Jackson '23 Miriam was last winter is here thisduring sumyear those in charge would be and preparations for the com- a Beta and won a scholarship mer preparing for an even more able to develop greater effec- fort and enjoyment of those “A” last year They have to efficient year at the same school tiveness in making their plans who go in the future come back home frequently this coming winter ' N - 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