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You would not be if it were a Loveland Photo Make Us Prove it Loveland Studio FRESH CUT FLOWERS Ey “Soraba” ON CHOOSING Ed Note: City Tennis Fans Returns From AN HUSBAND Get Together in author (name only attempted this highly above) speculative and equally highly dan gerous task in order to make a previous promise good That foolish previous promise was made while the author was in a high state of iaconsequentialness and was in no way responsible for his actions But that’s the way it goes — we think at times that we can do anything and even go further and boast concerning our very unusual ability in all lines — even husband including The author choosing sincerely hopes that nothing will be said of a derogatory or scathing nature toward members of either the male or female gender in the following little skit The author attempts this descriptive exposition with so much fear and quaking of limbs that legible writing is well-nig- h impossible The author is not one to shirk from his plain duty and the naked truth will be revealed in all its horror in the following article OBEY WHADYE THINK I AM? automaton?” Oboy! Obey! A The Bridegroom — “There there Clarice It’s all right” And so they were married Next day it rained Ilyrum Spuggins died in July And he could have been SO happy if he’d only married Clara Corn-tassof Spuggins’ Center Indiana!! And Clarice — the bride — went back to the asphalt and married a city “guy” and lived happy ever el LINDQUIST Phone 19 SOCIETY CLUE - FRATERNITY PRINTING Style of the Art Engraved Stationery Announcements etc Smith & Son Promptness Our Ilohhy Herman’s Cafe Lady! The bride was four feet two in her high heeled shoes She was dark and Born in the cities — you romantic could see the city clothes the city compexion airs the city artificial She was over her “sticking out” all of the kind that loves the “great white way” and the trodden beatThe hum of the night en asphalt life was music in her ears She whisted “How Ya Coin’ ta Hy-ru- and Bakery litidies' Dining Rooms and First ('lass Counter Service OPEN HAY AND NIGHT Rakery Shop 71 West Center Herman Johnson l’rop THE ONLY FLOWER AND PLANT SHOP IN TOWN CACHE VALLEY FLORAL CO 51 Federal t i im i t t r tM r tenue t-- t- m I 15 North Main r At a meeting of the club held in the Commercial Boosters’ Club rooms last Monday night the decision was made to hold a tennis tour nament immediately This tournament is now progressing nicely Following is a list of the members of the cub as they are matched up for the tournaament: Paul Jenkins and Olof Nelson and W C Brimley Orval Adams George Preston and Prof F D Daines Percy Smith and W Lindsay President E G Bert Peterson and Larry Smith Smith and Cyril Hammond Ariel Lindquist and Vanez Wilson Spen cer Eccles and Prof Geo B Hendricks Prof C R Johnson and II Prof N A PederC Ramsperger Geo son and A G Ramsperger Eccles and Milton Wilson Wendell Barber and Solon R Barber W Merrill and Geo Green Prof D E The Robinson and Joseph Reed men were all matched by drawing and the tournament will be run elstrictly on tournament rules by The young fellow who had his teeth pulled to escape the draft and then was rejected because he had a floating kidney must have felt much like the student who wouldn’t imination attend the party because he thought f his “girl” had a date and afterward Some students hate classes befound out that she was home that cause they cut in so much on their night time loafing in the halls for which to the U A C The average student doesn’t ap- they came ASK FOR preciate the fact that he could buy as the needed books for his course if he Fahm” on the Down Urn Keep she went up the aisle to her cruel would cut out his visits to the nearby soda fountain cigar store and pool but unknown fate was name hall for two weeks The bridegroom's Cenfrom Spuggins' Spuggins ter Indiana He owned “a quarter It Is Your Guarantee of Quality section of the best corn land In Oh Lady! 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Future Due to the enthusiastic efforts Professor N Alvin Pedersen of the English Department of the College of Professor C R Johnson of the recently returned from a ten days’ College and several tennis advo trip to Milwaukee Wisconsin where cates of the city a tennis club has he went to attend the convention of been formed in Logan The Cub comthe National Educational Associa- es as a direct outgrowth of several tion which was held there previous efforts on the part of LoHe states that he had a very en- gan tennis enthusiasts among joyable and profitable trip and that whom are several Agricultural Colthe work at the N E A convention lege students to form a like club was of the sort designed to help di- At present there are between twenrectly every educator present Sev- ty five and thirty men who have eral Utahns were present at the evidenced a desire to join Among He also said that Wis- them are students of the Utah AgriConvention consin is not suffering with the long cultural College several faculty continued drought from which Utah members of the College some promis now suffering inent business men of Logan and several younger fellows of the town It was my distinct displeasure to attend a wedding at one time Ah! How the well known and justly famThe balmy ed bells were ringing air was redolent with the sickening odor of orange blossoms The day — after one made to order by the bride — was Moral: If you want to get mar- — famous music the in June Soon the ried for the love of Mike choose “Here comes the Bride” — started some one whom you are acclimated A hush of expectancy fell over the to It’s sad when the morning paYou could hear a huge assembly per comes always between you and brick drop — so great were the tit- your husband EVERY MORNING ters and gasps and guffaws and — —And why groans and everything Always at Club With N E A Convention The Indiany” His best man’s name was Jebediah Corntaassel from the same town Soon the ceremony started and the following illustrative dialogue en sued viz: Minister— “Do you promise to love honor and obey?” Bride— “What?” Minister — (repeats above speech) Hrlde— "WHAT?” Ministr — (louder) (repeats above speech) Bride— “WHAT?” Minister — (repeats above speech) WON’T Bride — “I’LL SAY I Notice Any students uho have copies i of “Fairchild’s Applied Sociology” would be conferring a great favor if they would see Professor George B Hendricks at once in his office YOUR SE SHINES BATHS Modern Barber Shop CARLISLE 13 & GUDMUNDSON Proprietors West Center Street JEWELER Needham 79 North Main |