Show PAGE" FOUR STUDENT LIFE ” First Base Hits knock down a fare Old Holly’s ways before proceeding to the I second division of his talk — The ever since” a Human Problem The sub-heaJack Coburn sat fishing on ings that he gave under this the banks of a tiny rivulet when subject were: the Wealth and Welfare a stranger stopped beside him and said “Is it possible that Practical as Culture the worth there are any fish in such a small as Profit Pos’tive and Negative Growth Putting the School into stream as that?” “No there ain’t none” Jack the Child Putting the Community into the Man grunted Professor McKeever contends “But you’re fishing!” that we have a misconception of “Yep” said Jack “What then is your object?” wealth that what we have “My object” said Jack “is to termed as wealth is only accesshow my wife I ain’t got no time sory to the real wealth — man The wealth of any country is its to sift the ashes” citizens and everything else is non-conduct- or d- Don’t think: because the tailor has your measure that he is the only one Condy — As it looks like rain why don’t you go back to the house for your umbrella? Egbert — If f did I’d probably be interned for the night -- j ( George Stewart and the dignified little girl were left to entertain one another He began it by asking for a kiss “Kissing is only for children’ Crown says he’s no longer engaged she said to Lenore “Well aren’t you a child?” Though the contract was broken but she “Perhaps” said she “but I Once bytoldneither him the price f a gown don’t call you one” that she wore ! dependent on the quality of that Hart Schafifher &-Mar- x t'upjrttfit Hut SL&ITutr & 51 o For the Hot Days Ahead product The time is coming when the status 'of the may be judged from his Dixie Weaves and Palm Peaches j material accumulations f t are at sool on the outside as And he stated to her what his inThe striking thing about Mr come would be ! McKeever is his earnestness V D’s are on the inside For the year The engagement unHe unlike many lecturers apt broken that day Just sagged in the middle and melt- pears thoroughly convinced to Morrell Clothing Co 1 ed away the truth of his assertions He t impresses his listeners with the Emma a charming young wo- sincere and d way man was very literary and that he uses in his d:scussions young Richardson her devoted It is a delightful thing to find admirer was not the least in- a man who really believes what clined in that direction He ob- he advocates Hi’s series of lectained permission to call and tures will continue throughout spent an embarrassing evening the week —— 4 trying to discuss authors of UP MT LOGAN whom he knew almost nothing and their books of which he knew even less (Continued from page cat) “Of course Mr Richardson streets of the cities bordered remarked the young woman with trees looked like roads archly “you have read ‘Romeo hewed through forests and Juliet haven’t you?” From the top we could see For a moment the young man the Great Salt Lake the mounWe felt helpless but having a sud- tains east of Ogden country Aoencnn den brilliant thought occur to that reached way into Idaho Optometrist and him he replied: “Why I’ve— and a series of blue mountains Optician I’ve read Romeo!” that extended far out east U Office over Howell Fielding Plymouth and RiverThe afternoon at the new side were spots of green in the Cardon Store neighbor’s had passed very Bear River valley and the James Jr cried Malad Branch of the railroad pleasantly when told that it was time to on the SOCIETY west side stretched out go home (Til'll next to the foot hills “Never mind” said the lady straight FRATERNITY The native vegetation on the “You can come consolingly top is disappointing The trees again” nearly all dead or dying “It ain’t that” said James Jr are and the mountains are barren of “it’s the walloping I am going to get from Henry When I get any green covering unless it be Aluays in (lu Highest the dull gray of the native sagehome he’ll say ‘Halves and if brush Style of (lie Art I have to tell him that you didn’t We oir the top to the give me anything he will think north dropped J P Smith & Son on our return Our first I’m telling a story and punch descent was almost “straight up Promptness Our Hobby my head for it” and dicular” for a thousand feet We slid from one tree to Happened in The Pool another and incidentally started Miss Jenkins — Let me go! a few big boulders that tore CITY DRUG COMPANY I’m all right I can swim down the mountain side in Miss Steers — I don’t care PRESCRIPTION DRUGGISTS and bounds The I’m going to save you I want great leaps trip down Mill canyon to the A Full Line of v medal road in Logan canyon was rough DRUGS AND TOILET ARTICLES and steep which made us apMCKEEVER APPRECIATED preciate the good roads when Agents for we struck them Ansco Cameras ami Supplies Home was (Continued From Page One) ham A McKeever was given in reached at seven o’clock We had Use Cyku Paper ami Ansro Films room 280 Tuesday at 1 :30 to a been fourteen hours on the For les Results crowd that nearly filled the hike There is nothing quite like 07 X Main St - - liOgan rocm His subject was “A New a day in the mountains in June Philosophy of Education” The o following are the steps that he I PHONE 438 FOR CLEANLINESS outlined as the essential ones ir AMERICAN STEAM LAUNDRY the philosophy of national pro- S O EAUNEERERS DUY CIEANERS DYERS & gress: Individualism competio tion Cooperation REPAIRERS Community YOU COMMAND WE SERVE Consciousness These he illus- " trated in various interesting O000000$ 000000000 00 0000$ 00000000000000000000000000000'? 0 i in-d:vid- ual 15 E Smith and his son were having a little chat when Robbie said: “Papa I’m going to have a little sister some day ain’t I?” “Why? Do you want one?” C asked his papa “Well I’m tired of teasing the cat” Natural only had' a million! Do you know what I would do? Why I’d want another million— Just the same as you If I Miss Young was endeavoring to elucidate some of the simpler phenomena of electricity and at the close of her lecture said sweetly: “Can! any of you children give me the name of some and tell about it in a few words?” A sharp-eye- d urchin exclaimed: “I kin teacher Sam Holly’s old man ispne They was a spotter on his car seen him non-conduct- or SPECIAL PRICES TO STUDENTS ' i Fresh Cut Flowers Every Day Cache Valley Floral Co : 31 Federal Avenue Plume 711 MURDOCK’S Try to please their patrons by giving them Good Clean Goods in all tliclr lines such as Up-to-da- te ICE CREAM SHERBETS CANDIES We Serve Light Lunches HAM TEA VEAL TONGUE CHEESE COFFEE CHOCOLATE HOT SOUPS TOMATO AND VEGETA TILE i whole-hearte- PRINTING |