Show STUDENT LIFE 104 hand while at the ’Varsity game They even went so tar as to say that the U of U had one as good hut of course they preferred to hire the army hand Who didn’t see Chef Jamtsque Kearns — antee acting in his official capacity as “Jim the Sandwich man” on the excursion train? “Seven hundred sandwiches sold” quoth James “hut not enough cash” The good natured Sophomore didn’t enjoy the trip at all because his conscience troubled him and in Salt Lake he was seen interviewing a Pinkerton man The Domestic Science girls have been on “Uneasy” street for some time The U of U Chronicle (after eight pages of rubbing it in) : “It is not our intention to poke fun at our rivals” Consistency thou art a double-jointe- d flexible ax-hand- le Py request of the attendance committee an expert building inspector has examined and tested the railings in halls and the window seats in upstairs part of chapel The railings have been pronounced safe and it will he a relief to the members of the leisure class among the students to know that they will no longer he obliged to hold them up bv leaning against them several hours a clay The window seats also were found to he securely held in place anti need not he sat upon hereafter ( The complaint that there are no poets in the institution is clearly refuted by the following effusion produced by the dormitory senate on the occasion of a recent fire-scar- e) a Saturday night that we long shall remember A bright frosty night in the month ( )n of December The cry of “Fire” was the general shout And profs and students came rolling out Down stairs they came with a terrible clatter Little Joe begging White to bring down his typewriter Prof Upham went round with sorrowful looks for mercy’s Shouting “Dixon sake throw down my hooks !" Carr White and Cox with bucket and howl Gave a biograph stunt of the Logan patrol Arrived at the basement they stood in amaze To find that the cook had extinguished the blaze They boasted and bragged of the danger they’d braved For the Deanery the precious old Peanery was saved (The Senate will contract to furqual- nish any amount of the above per inch Apply to ity at two-bit- s Jack Carr Pres) |