Show DEPARTMENT NOTES Commercial Teacher: “From the appearance of your paper I fear my time has been wasted” Rich: “That’s nothing so has mine” Riter is seriously contemplating engaging in the wholesale candy business Ask him for particulars Though the Commercial Department is not making much bluster we desire to state that we are still at the top— near the roof Cashier: “1 am sorry we cannot honor your n about checks but your account is $1500” Barrack: “Oh that’s alright I’ll give you a check for the amount” But the cashier could not see it that way over-draw- In order to supply some suitable material for the literary department of “Student Life” Mr Rich has kindly consented to act as one party to a flirtation Any lady desiring to serve as the second party will please notify the department editor Lost: — Some place between the A C and Klondike a headful of knowledge contents and value unknown Finder will confer a favor by returning the same to the commercial department where it will be delivered to its rightful owner The class in Bookkeeping IT have started their work in the wholesale dry goods business Ladies watch these columns for the lire sale announcement to appear when they get “roasted” for inaccuracy A disinterested party overheard Barrack softly singing these words to the old familiar tune: “There’ll come a time some day In Klondike far away There’ll be no girls there to guy me — There’ll come a time” Accept our heartfelt sympathy old man Silently he trudged along his face buried in the lapels of his overcoat With frightened glances he looked furtively from side to side fearful lest someone discover his precious burden which he sought to conceal from curious eyes He started when a friend approached him and addressed him: “Is that you Riter?” “Yes” he replied breathlessly “I have it but don’t tell Barrack” With this injunction he proceeded up the street whither no one knows “the martiar spirit manifest” Captain Rich was out of sorts The privates hadn’t drilled As most cadets are wont to drill While they are on the field An awkward move by private Blank Had roughed the captain’s fur And when the awkward move was made Rich shouted “As j’ou were!” The captain strutted up the stairs To “type” a perfect page The Remington shook in its keys So great was Rich’s rage Down went the wrong key with a thud The page became a blur And then in accents terrible Rich shouted “As you were!” Engineering Society The members of the Engineering Society met in the Society Hall Friday December 5th for officers A considerthe purpose of able war was waged by the members of the different classes each class trying to get as re-electi- ng |