Show STUDENT LIFE and twice that before exams and even made enough to pay his senior dues this year Old German would take a fellow for about half an hour pound twenty lines of Gluck Auf into his head and pocket twenty cents All in all it was the most beautiful scheme in frenzied finance ever pulled off and just think it all came to an end because of an old bullfrog It almost makes me groan One of German Quayle’s best customers was a fellow named Roy Jones and as he often paid double rates for a second translation he began to obtain a reputation with the German teacher as a star Now a little reputation is a dangerous thing If you try to keep it up you’re likely to get into trouble and if you don’t keep it This case up you’re sure to proved no exception One spring morning Jones rose from his seat and started on The German day Limited Co Yes the world was good after all the Freshie decided as h looked out the window at the sparrows huddled up on the ledges in the cold winter sunshine and mindedlv absent slammed the locker door back and forth in time to his wandering thoughts Yes the sunshine was fine but hang that gluck auf any way! Slam went the door by way of emphasis Why didn’t they kill him off sooner? — slam! What was the use of German anyway? Slam again What was the use of living — slam Why didn’t somebody — “Hi there Freshie! What’s the matter with you anyway? Do you think this is a boiler shop? Say you look sort of bad sonnie What’s the trouble anyway? Germanites eh? Oh that’s a common enough complaint you’ll get over that Now in the palmy days of my Freshman-hoo- d I always bought my translations ready made from the German Co Ltd but times aren’t what they used to be “Great Caesar’s ghost! Never heard of the German Co Ltd! Well youTare a green one for sure Never heard of the greatest project of modern financiering that went broke because of a measly bullfrog! “Well since your education has been so neglected I’ll tell you about it It was this wav: About the middle of the second semester of my Freshman year a sensation wras created by a number of printed cards being passed around which read something like this: German Students Attention! Special Rates in Translation All Work Guaranteed Price Das Leid Von der Gloekc cent per line Yougcnd Lieber 1 cent per line Uber Backtcrian 2A cent per lino Terms cash —strictly in advance What was it? Why man alive it was German shark Quale’s scheme for making money Did it work? Oh no it didn’t work he only averaged about $400 a 5L ' hi l “Du bist vie eine Blume”! — ’’! Urm brun blum bumf!’’ a big bullfrog in 'a can in the corner replied — “Jones seemed to be a little bit disturbed and an audible titter passed over the class Even the sphinx like visage of the Professor seemed to unbend itself — Once again it was started !’’ “Du bist — The bullfrog however contemplating a ignominous death at the hands of the vivisectionist merely said what he had before The instructor frankly grinned but the lines deepened in hi forehead at the same time which seemed to me a good deal like dogs I have seen who wag their tails and growl at the same time Be that as it may the German teacher lost no time in arguing with the frog “Mr Jones you may be seated class is dismissed” Bight there was Avliere the trouble began Jones demanded his money back from Ger Co on- the ground that he had received no value The heartless corporation however did not see things that way discussion led to words words led to argument and argument to — but before much had happened the school authorities stepped in and decided that school could keep without the genius Bill Quayle and his Ger Co Ltd and this my son v-r-- J- Thatcher t they Stumade costly errors As a whole opposing team’s diamond our team showed much improve- dent body cairds'are good at these games ment since’ our lad game For the B Y C Stoddard and Christensen were strong “Bill” N ROYAL BAKERY 118Main Jones on second base played GOOD BREAD AND PASTRY ' to ant part op town Delivered heady game and Maughan on Out bakery prod nets are made of the best material Call and ge‘ special stufirst did good work dents rate for Bread a sample order will convince you that our utatements are This is the first game of a series ADOLPH WL RSI KN Trop tiue - i j ? A JxxJjJnt of three to be played between the j two schools and we hope our men will take a brace and win the Honest Treatment to All next two Tho line-up- : Wm Jm 4 A C P Y C “Students’ Expressman” 4 S Christensen Baggage Transferred to all parts of the 4 c Stoddard city Headquarters Riter Bros DrugCo 4 Residence ’Phone Bell 456 k 4 P Christensen Forsev p 4 Condic lb Maughan t- j-- CURRELL vv usic Co 39 South Main Street M- - This afternoon at 4:00 o’clock uii t! e B Y C campus our base- ball team meets the University team in the first intercollegiate U A C vs B Y C league game of the season The University has a strong team this Crimsons the Victors Last Wednesday our boys met year but if we get out and supdefeat from the B Y C baseball port our boys there is no reason team by the score of 5 to 3 The why we can’t have that pennant and help game was a good one many ex- Now' lets help the team cellent plays being made by each ourselves The game itself will be well worth the time and beteam ’ire going to make Forsev did the twirling for the fore we go we that “U” pitcher believe lie’s Aggies and pitched beautiful ball at times getting out of very got a glass arm The league this of the Univer- close pinches Christensen behind year is composed the bat did well and held the sitv of Utah the B Y Univerteam together much better than sity and our school Each team heretofore Peart and Felt in the will play the other schools tw'icc field did good work Our other one game being at home while the other will be played on the men did fair but at times - li 44’H"H’W444W44 U OF U VS U A C ended the greatest piece of finan” ciering the w'orld “Oh slush!’’ and the Freshman grabbed his hat and slammed the locker door 4 1 Latest Songs Newest Piano Pieces 444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444't 2000 Records to Select F orn 4 h |