Show STUDENT LIFE Recently a couple of young ladies desiring to visit some friends called at the livery stable and requested the use of a carriage and a tame horse The liveryman gave them one which he said would act all right as long as the rein was kept from under his tail While they were gone a drizzling rain set in When they returned the manager asked them if they had any trouble “No” the girls replied “One drove while the other held an umbrella over the horse’s tail” Our professor of Horticulture and a man from Kansas in the recent Irrigation Congress at Ogden were throwing their arms in the air quoting various authors and hav-in- g a good time generally in a mad endeavor to name an apple They were thus engaged when Whittaker Superintendent of Utah’s Exhibit came up and interrupted the harangue “Never mind gentlemen” he said “Prof Hutt of the Agricultural College will be down soon and he will name it for you” “ProfHutt is doing his best” a small voice said and the gentleman introduced himself “You take care of the horses I’ll take care of the kodak” said Dr Widtsoe to a husky driver as the Experiment Station party swung around a steep drive with two span in a Southern Utah county A minute later the horses became uncontrollable The Dr threw his kodak to the breezes shut his eyes and jumped into the air Shortly after when the horses were stopped the kodak gathered up and the Dr reseated the driver said : “You take 33 care of the kodak Dr I’ll take care of the horses” Some DonPs tor freshmen in Don’t applaud in chapel Don’t call your instructors “Say” Don t ask Proi Ball about worlT zoo-olo- gy Don’t try to be too wise you may be thought otherwise Don’t forget where the library is and what it is intended for Don’t worry about the shops They will be ready y Don’t try to bluff the attendance becommittee It has been fore Don’t buy at any old store down town Consult the advertising pages of Student Life Don’t ask embarrassing questions about the throngs at summer school Don’t refer to the professor of Geology as “that stout old gentleby-and-- by man” Don’t be late to chapel You may miss the anthem Don’t ask when the paper is coming out Just have faith and pass Riter a dollar Don’t knock the football team It is working harder than you have the nerve to Don’t neglect the chapel talks Something new is always likely to be said on the subject of “Wasted Opportunities” Don’t try to be manly and smoke cigarettes Some milder dissipation h such as chewing will be sage-brus- as effective Don’t twit the manager about his size Just watch him at the next dance Don’t try to carry every course |