Show STUDENT LIFE Miss Myrtie Barber is teaching Household Science in the Rexburg Academy this winter Prof in Chem : “How did you say mercury was heated in air?” Pond : “No in a dish” Mr Lemmons was seen at school last week Some say he came to witness the football game Subscribe for Student Life play football and your career through college will be clear sailing When you meet Mgr Taylor just hand him a dollar and he will see that you get Student Life Hereafter — ynnng lady partners will be charged double price to all parties at the CollegeT The game with the Salt Lake affair High School was a one-sidbut that is the kind we like to watch We presume the High School boys are convinced that “weight” has at least something to do with football Fisher to a member of the new class in Chemistry : “No I am not Professor Yader I am onlv Mr ed Blank” Someone suggests that German can be learned correctly only by splitting the tongue back three inches The work of remodeling the several departments is nearing completion Everything will soon be in good running order Prof Hutt in his remarks Thurs- day didn’t say every man should have a hobby and every woman should have a hubby 31 Nielsen —during the Ogden game — “Say old man if I should happen to get that ball which way would I run with her?” Individuality in man may be a good thing but Prof Hutt agrees that individuality in a southern Utah bed bug is not a desirable thing Mildred: (to Rich) “If you will lend me ten dollars I will be everlastingly indebted to you” Rich: “I don’t doubt it” Prof Anderson contemplates the organization of a double quartet composed of faculty members and also a chorus of students A number of the Engineering boys who have been getting some practical work this summer were compelled to miss the first week of school Be careful girls or you will be blamed for the success of our football team The support that the is team receiving from you is greatly appreciated After collecting tickets at the football game Mr Peterson found himself in possession of a number of meal cards He is now lodging at the hotel Prof J W Jensen has been unable to attend to class work owing to a severe case of typhoid fever He has the deepest sympathy of us all in his ill fortune Pond: “May I see you home” Miss S : “No thanks I can walk” Pond : “You fool I didn’t intend to carry you” |