Show STUDENT LIFE The new separators are now in the dairy ready for use “Clear the track for we are coming” — the Agricultural quartet Shoit-horA cut of Seeley’s herd at the Utah State Fair appeared in the December number of the “Breeder’s Gazette” Our State is rapidly forging to the front prize-winnin- g n Howell — “The bones form the framework of the body and are also used as a diaphragm The foot ball boys are going to entertain the Sorosis girls in the near future The’ say that they expect to make a lasting impression on the fair maidens If our young ladies would remember that Mr Parkinson has a correspondent in an adja- cent town they would save the young man considerable emba rrassment There is an unusually large number of ladies studying English this year If we remember that the professor is a single man we will have no trouble in accounting for this It was noticeable that on the first few days following the proclamation issued by the Juniors and Seniors there were no feet to be seen on the radiators A number of girls from the lower classes were seen carrying milk from the dairy to a crowd of Juniors Dec 18 1902 — Arthur Stover R B Davis and Max Cohn are around school today shaking hands with old friends Mr Stover has gone to California to take a Professorship in Irrigation Engineering Mr Davis and Mr Cohn are both in Salt Lake City this winter Mr Davis is studying music and Mr Cohn is doing business for his father Our skating pond is a thing of the past now One morning just before holidays the basement tloor of the main building was found completely immersed and the water was so deep in the boiler house that the fireman could not approach the engine It was nearly eleven o'clock before the building was sufficiently warm for class work One of our Senior Engineers is very sore over the affair yet as he designed the dam for the pond and as a result has lost his reputation Santschi however is jubilant over it lie said the girls were continually trying to borrow his boots to skate with while we had the skating pond 59 Pierre spent his holidays in Manti Lila Howard has left school on account of poor health Miss J R says her hands haven’t been warm since she returned to Logan Laura (tired of her theme work) “Oh dear! I wouldn’t be a “Riter” for anything!” Josephine — “There’s nobody down at the sugar factory now” Only one person had left The library has received a copy cf “Women of the Bible” presented by it’s author Willard Done The Engineering society headquarters is now the Mechanic Arts in their new room in building The Librarian reports that the students in Greek History are doing considerble collateral reading Among the exchanges in the library we notice “The Polytechnic” This is a new addition to our magazines The advanced English students have been reading Chaucer Spenser and Marlowe They are now reading Shakspeare The walk between the Main building and Mechanics Arts building has been improved by the addition of some gravel Prof Campbell has objected all the year to being called “Coache” Campbell- Ilis objections have now taken a more serious form since a young lady was heard inquiring for Coachman Campbell - Barrack — “I have two tickets for the show “Do you want to go?” May— “I am very sorry Jim but— ’ Barrack— (Breaking in) “Don’t misunder- stand me” No doubt many of the girls w ould be pleased to learn the methods used by the Sorosis society in initiating new members For their instruction we give the following article taken from their constitution: “Any member eligible to membership shall become a member of the society by singing the constitution” Since the adoption of this there have been amendments made providing that members shall undergo certain sprinkling processess ard also wear at least fifteen yards of bunting around their necks one day in school |