Show TIIB CARBON1CLH Friday November 12 1954 A Cynic's Soliloquy About the Campus odd-bal- ls MIDWAY Service and Motel Gas — Oil — Accessories Highway 50-- 6 CARBONVILLE KELLER'S SERVICE ATLAS TIRES AND BATTERIES 179 W Main Price Phone 1400 Lubrication — Car Washing Spray Glace COOKIE'S SERVICE Atlas Tires — Accessories Next to City HaU Phone 332 Helper HIWAY MARKET Groceries ON NICKERSON HILL Boyock’s MEN'S STORE COME IN AND SEE OUR ASSORTMENT OF Sport Shirts and Other Popular Styles i Price Tire & 17 ' bs pin-up- ICAC s? Carbon College's Golden Eagles added another win to their column yesterday when they defeated the 9 Westminster Parsons at Salt Lake City Although it was Westminster Homecoming the mighty Eagles charged ahead to bring a shining finish to their football season this cz who would rather be tight than year President Wemcmber It’s Wabbit Johnson For Most Pwefewrdl This list definitely would not be complete without Raymond “Wab-bit- ” Johnson who believes in living by the scripture— Love your enemies — whiskey tobacco and women The Height of Indifference And then there’s Charles “Hank Snow” Houghton He’s a happy-typ- e character— easy going— who can find a black speck in his pudding and not care if It’s a fly or a raisin TUI Death Do Us Part Must never never forget Bob Thomas that stereotype of all married men who thinks it highly significant that women wear white on their wedding day because It’s the happiest day of their life while men wear black You take it from there Thank You Funk and Wagnall The world has her Einsteins but Carbon has Morris McNary whose grey matter is hitting all cylinders especially In Stubby's English class Told to use “Rotterdam" in a sentence he wrote “My wife ct my candy and X hope It’ll rotter dam teeth out!” When the Boll Is Called Up Yonder Now you take Big Jim Stanton He's the religious-typ- e guy always trying to get his buddies to change their wild reckless ways “Hell is full of cocktails highballs short skirts and one-piebathing suits” he preaches and never even gets perturbed when the boys yell out “Oh death where is thy sting!” Look to Your Laurels Mr Longfellow And let your old dad tell you we’ve got poets around this place Rod Gill for instance who can really compose A sample of his work? All righty! Wine women mirth and 31-1- CONVENIENTLY LOCATED Searching Center Service By Rod GiU Price Utah Home! Will X ever find home? I’ve been searching forever But never have I found That peace of mind or body That I have long searched for Maybe tomorrow I will be deserving Maybe tomorrow I will find what I look for SAVOY Barber Shop Price They Sny— DOWNARD Mr Blaine Thompson went pheasant hunting last Saturday He hadn’t taken five steps rooster flew up before a right in front of him Mr Thompson threw up his shotgun sighted and pulled the trigger Nothing happened He had forgotten to bring any ammunition That Contractors rrlce 20-pou- Utah PENNEY'S “Always First That Allan Jacob said to Laura Rhinchart: “You keep on using words but I’m equippet with only a fifty-ccearphone” in Quality'' 10-doll- ar nt ce Italian Rubber Wow! what’s this X hear about Sharon Shiner Ann Bunnell Jenna Lee Myers Kay Shiner and Carollyn Hamilton wasting three rolls of film and fourteen flash-tulSunday afternoon when hey tried to take some I wonder gals were you trying to get Castle Gate Helper Hiawatha and Kenilworth to take notice? From what I hear it’s a shame Rosie Mcle had to work that day There Just ain’t goin’ to be a good yearbook this year Our pictures look just like us Qm title but when it comes to amcs played CSU could probably bo better called the champions because they have six wins as the Boise against only one loss while Boise Percentage - wise Broncos walked off again with the only played four conference games won three and tied one The Carbon College Golden Eagles Defeat Parsons Eagles were right in among the leaders in fourth place this year 31-1- 9 Season Closes Won Lost Tie Boise Wins ICAC Title Eagles Place Fourth With Gayle People Are The Craziest Monkeys Man I mean to tell you this little red school house is wogking We've got alive with more padded-ce- ll prospects than Provo Whattya mean you haven’t run across any? You want I should give you all a fast intro to a few: Will do if it's okay with all concerned and if it isn’t you can go straight to— your Tribune and read Dan Valentine Hey Brother Pour the Wine Topping any list of “chuckle characters” is Andy "Skoal” Chav- - Vfcgn Co North 1st West nOME OF THE Suburbanite Tread $995 and Up ALL WORK GUARANTEED Alvin R Duke “At Your Service” Carbon-Emer- y laughter Sermons and aspirin on the day after JIM'S ’SERVICE James Paletta Friendly Dependable Service Washlnr Greasing a Specialty Phone 313 nelper 169 N Main Phillips “66” Dealers i |