Show I 9 A Cynic’s Soliloquy REPQRT FROM CYNICVILLE: The national fall habit is back again with a vengeance Regrettably but inevitably $475 textbooks are replacing Micky Spil-lan- e and “Honest To Gosh Love Stories" in grubby little paws Bells are pealing periodically There is a certain percentage naturally to whom the preceding statement holds no great significance Vacation-vacuumminds are coming to life Let’s all enter into this old but eternally new experience courageously and upright INFORMATION PLEASE DEPT: Just what's with the current crop of teachers being turned loose among us defenseless ones? No teeth? lockjaw? Or plain antisocial? Are they coming equipped with built-i- n lemon juice now? The Cynic has yet to receive one spontaneous smile from the new blod Could the fault rest with The Cynic huuummm? It is suggested that special attention be given the smiling “old school" particularly the big guy in Room Ten who has parlied a grin and (sorry but with teachers’ salcr-i- es being what they are the Cynic can’t guarantee “fortune" even if you “cheese" the entire day) and good will NOW IS TIIE TIME FOR ALL GOOD MEN: To get on the proverbial ball and come to the moral aid of their alama mater Remember the pasword: Save Carbon! AS THEY SAY IN EYETRALIAN: Paizanos Keep sharp and watch those blessed pointed heads when entering cars The Cynic OP A MOUSE AND MEN: Selected as “The Girl Least Likely To Go Neurotic" is a particular freshman blonde whose philosophy is utterly profound: “I like one thing better than ed low-slu- ng Carbonicle Club Program Sparks School Activities Clubs of Carbon which provide or participate in nearly every activity that goes on arc already in full career Club officers for this year are: Eaglet tes — President Iynnc Mills secretary-treasurShirley Ann Fazzio historian Joyce Nason Block C — president Chuck Bikakis Charles Dixon secretary-treasurGlenn Don't Cry or Die Just Buy Insurance For those of you who are suffering from writer's cramp sten- ographer's drop insomnia halitosis or choloramorbus or who just fool decrepit here is good news The schooi is sponsoring an accident insurance policy covering all your injuries which occur during school hours For the benefit of you who arc not yet covered the office will still accept applia-tion- s and a premium of $100 sergeant-at-arm- s Wilson RayYour immediate response will be mond Johnson work— Carbonette Club president highly appreciated by those and the with Mcr-lenby e maybe ing plan— Connie Zarkis you Martha Perry secretary Curb treasurer Florence Way-ma- n Colleen infirmary nurse Southworth Delta Psi Omega — president Nodd McArthur SHOULD MAKE SURE THE Le Ross Zobcll — COURSES THEY ARE TAKING Pi Gamma Chi president er vice-preside- nt er vice-preside- nt vice-preside- nt Marie Bruno vice-preside- ARE THE SAME AS APPROVED BY THEIR STATE APPROVING nt hostorian and Elaine Brasher re- porter Carol Jean Bonacci Lottcrman — president Jeddy Gary Gus-tu- s Morlcy vice-preside- nt Paul secretary-treasur- er Carr sergeant-at-arm- Rex Day president s Majorette Club — Chrystal Zamantakis Priscillia Boyack hostorian Connie Fernandez Modern Dance Club—president Rae Ona Jensen secretary-treasurEmogcnc Anderson Sharon Shiner Pep Club— president Ann Bunnell Jimmy Welch Jensen hisOna Rae secretary torian Marilyn Colombo treasurer Carolyn Anderson Science Gub — president Bill Blaine PetKissell Dale secretary-treasur- e erson Broadbent sergeant-at-arm- s Lynwood Williams 'The FIIA Gub and the Phi Rho Pi college forensic society have not as yet chosen officers vice-preside- nt vice-preside- nt er vice-preside- nt vice-preside- nt You can discriminate atomizer smell it hear it feel it taste it DONT QUOTE ME BUT—: und see it The surest sign howSchool is here to stay It’s as ever is the feminine obviuus as a skunk with an in- - taking place in a hundred advantages positions about the halls Each session has a common WHITE IN THE EAST outline: “Gad what does he see CARBON AREA ENJOY in her?” “Did you see that dress — A MOVIE AT THE and “Zowie what's she done to her hair?” By the ESQUIRE THEATRE way what's a good twenty-lett- er word for "mmmoccooowwwM? Or boys Friday Sept 10 1954 rfVSTfan lafaraiUaa Malact rear SKA NS ADMINISTRATION miwl Save tine Men” bull-sessio- ns (College I I heh-heh- ?" Starlite ALL Drive In in Dragerton The Esquire Features The Latest in CINEMASCOPE HITS t iOn THE WORK GUARANTEED! CARBONICLE Master Tailors And Cleaners lYlre lh 597 |