Show Inquiring Reporter I HUMOR COLUMN V E Williams: “Orson why are all your test answers enclosed in marks?" The question of the week is quotation Orson Nelson: “Well 1 have to “What would you do with a plenigive credit to Rae Peacock across potentiary?" The following have he aisle don't I?" expressed their opinion on the subject Generally speaking girls are Vivian Bradshaw— senior: Turn generally speaking it over to the government NOCTURNE Paul Perkins— Junior: Throw it out the window Junior: “Mamma may I go out Mr Rasmussen— teacher: N C tonight?” Senior: “Going out Mom Be (No comment) home by Ray Hamelwright— senior: I’d Freshman: “Bye Mom Don’t keep it Mayne Clingman — junior: I’d wait up for me” ' retire' Sophomore: “Night mother 111 the milk in" — bring Sharon Stoddard junior: I’d give it away for a Christmas presMr Merrill fell into the well ent And died without a moan Burl “Eddie Dean" Hoopes— senior: Blow the school up with lie should have attended to the sick tt And let the well alone — Telaroe I'd Virginia junior: By ALLEN and TEDDY I ten-thirt- y!" Greetings and Salutations J C Penney Co Paul Perkins: (singing) “Old Old Lady River" Lady River" it’s Old Grant Turner: No River-r-nOld Lady River" Man mind—I'm “Never Perkins: Paul about the Mississippi" singing ot Boss to Lauren Miles: “Remem- ber to remind me to reduce your salary so when I fire you you’ll only be out half as much" Hap Plaga (Boxing): “Have I done you any damage?" Earl Benedict: “No but keep swinging The draft might give me a cold" New Wash Day Freedom! Page Three THE WEEKLY CARBONICLE Friday December 23 1949 put it away until the New Year Bob Thomas— senior: I woulc FORMER STUDENTS VISIT CARBON Helen McDonald one of our last rear’s high school graduates was sack for a visit Monday Helen s now attending the University of )enver which she likes very well he is in the school of Journal-s- m on a Journalism scholarship After the holidays she will return o school January 4th Another visitor is Scott Reese now a student at the University of Utah Scott won a scholarship n the science field last year then packed his bags and took off for the U Welcome back Scott MERRY CHRISTMAS ! Andrew Service Station South Carbon Avenue Price Utah For the Finest of FURNITURE AND HOME APPLIANCES the government of rearrange Carbon with 1L Paiz — Peewee “Chick-A-Bojunior: I’d put it to work in Harlem Sharlene Bruno — junior: I'd use it for a gift This concludes our survey anc if you want a good laugh look a the real meaning Stop in at the Season’s IFuruniturc o” APEX Automatic Clothes Dryer COME IN AND t SEE US Oliveto Furniture Greetings JOHNSON SUPER- Co- - SERVICE Best in Service PHILLIPS Price Utah HHeljper 66 and PRICE FIRESTONE Price Utah i e UTAH |