Show Friday November 17 GOLDEN 1967 EAGLE Pape Three Dorm news Talent Winners— Left Pat Niwa right Mary Naylor The Dorms have been very happy with the outcome of ev ents during the past two weeks Everyone was busy and involved with such activities as the window display variety show float parade dorm open house school and a variety of other events With Homecoming activities over the dorms are looking forward to a Thanksgiving feast next Monday evening Shauna Hemming and Barry Platow are in charge of the big cvnt As the big turkey arrives at the Dorms he will be dressed and stuffed for the big occasion He will be acccompanid by potatoes yams gravy pies cakes and other delicious food Everyone is looking forward to the big Thanksgiving holiday Homecoming djys Dance One to avoid It's a chance to relax lime won’t be any problems It will be a good study period and it's a tremendously easy way to earn money All one docs is sit! My fool! What is it? In unadulterated English it is baby sitting and from pcrsosnal experience baby sitting is everything but easy Let us investigate some of the experiences one may encounter in a career as a baby sitter (martyr) at Dormitory Open House What is one child capable of? In concise terminology he i3 capable of everything! Relaxation for the sitter is imposiblc One may study if she dares leave the house under the domination of one house ape When bedtime approaches a smart sucker ignores it Eventually 'Johnny Angel" runs himself down to a fast puce and pretends he will rest his body for tomorrow’s new exploits Thdirect result on the sitter is sheer exhaustion and too little Homecoming Dance - pay One approaches two children with hope of seeing the next sunrise They arc company for each other Together they scheme if orders were left for a bath the sitter is as well off throwing a glass of water at them Though the sitter is snaked at the termination the sailors arc dry Bedtime never enters her mind If and when the house is quiet and a strange voice is heard panic must be restrained After an investigation she finds that the parents merely forgot to inform her that they had in their possession a talking parpuzz-lingl- Open House at Dormitory y rot Pay doen't cover the cost cf the tranquilizers FRIDAY NIGHT The best advice to be given when there arc more than two curtain climbers is— forget itl Relaxation for the poor soul who ventures Into such a home may never again b known The martyr may suggest games— if she's out of her mind! She must remember that she’s outnumbered and when she’s down and tromplcd on the children wil Invariably call Sam the house hound in to finish the game Bedtime comes when car doors are heard and the monsters are capable of having been asleep for hours Money— who cares? There is a division known as special problems with which one must deal than Starve Betr-Bu- y Shop at I GA The first is the 0 chance that there will be one among the pack who is diapered One approaches this with a positive attitude— positive that she won’t change them Overnight stays are to be completely avoided If they are attempted she sleeps with one 50-5- Kristen Diamantl gives trophy at Homecoming Dance "Golden Eagle" Staff Extends Market Hi-W- ay (il() Mast Mn ill Open 8 :im In 10 pm daily A Happy Thanksgiving Ange's eye open Television puts cute and disastrous ideas into little heads Solutions are available the first being the best The first is refusal When she starts to sweat blood the martyr pulls out her Rosary (even if she's not Catholic) and prays The most drastic measure will give a false sense of security but at least it’s something— that being a tranquilizer or a good stiff shot or two or four Then who cares what happens? When told she’s freo never to be called again she must get a written promise to the effect Breach of promise is a serious offense for Jr Petite and Jr Drrssc Harris Style Shop 18 So 3rd Hast Price Dresses for Petites and Teens |