Show I What Do We Offer Them? Carbon Collere January 29 1954 By Ellis Worthen "Free” at last in Korea are twenty-on- e young men who have renounced the American way of life and accepted that of the Communists When the cease-fir- e was signed there were twenty-thre- e GI’s who had turned their backs upon America Two realized their mistake and decided to come home One of these two men is in a hospital in Japan Very little has been heard from him But the other Cpl Edward S Dickenson was brought home and questioned endlessly His loyalty was tested his life was examined And now he is threatened with a If he is tried and convicted on one of the charges he could bo sentenced to death Yet America is begging the other twenty-on- e to renounce Communism and come home What do we offer them? Disgrace? Imprisonment? Death? Let us hope that no one is making a mistake court-marti- ABOUT THE CAMPUS With Fat and Gale al Carbon Teacher Speaks On Religion in Europe "We have need of religious uni- in the world today" David Abeyta started the after- ty This was the opinion expressed noon off with a bang one day last last evening by Mr Melvin W week when he gave a speech on his most embarrassing moment in fourth period speech class lie not only embarrassed himself but made the faces of all the other students in class turn ml Did anyone notice the red bruise on Marilyn Fulton’s check the other day? That’s where Richard "Chip” Charlesworth kicked her Don’t get excited though It wasn’t as bad as it sounds! Chip and Marilyn were sleigh riding They wrecked while going at a pretty fast rate and the bruise was the result Maybe that's why for revenge she broke three dozen of Mrs Charlcsworth’s eggs while in Chip’s car the next night Adding color to Carbon lately arc the new Block "C” jackets We guess the college boys want to be notimi but maybe they go about it the wrong way You'd think that at least the returned Korean veterans could act their age but they seem to be worse that the high school boys The Montoya twins Sherlene STUDENTS Get 1 0 off on your recapping on presentation of your activity card thru January and February at OK RUBBER VELDERS 394 S Orgill Carbon faculty meember in a talk given to the Senior Sunday school class at the Price Com- munity Methodist church Mr Orgill spoke on the religious situation in Europe as he has observed it during his" years of activity there Following the talk the meeting was given to discussion The speaker gave his talk in response to a request by Mrs Bess Jones teacher of the Senior Sunday school class and Merlene are two swell gals They're always together dress alike and look attractive all the time especially in their green suede shoes A perfectly matched couple who arc prominently known at Carbon arc Jmmy Welch and Don Mrau-l- e They remind us of Salt and pepper Don’s fairly light and Jimmy’s so dark Competitive assemblies are exceptionally good this year Everyone has good ideas and a lot of originality Here’s hoping we win the game tonight with Spanish Fork They're a tough team to beat but our boys can do it if they fight hard and keep their spirits up Also let's have all you students out but please act your age We have some very witty people at Carbon All year I've been evesdropping on people's conversations I’ve heard wise remarks on my school bus in the halls in classrooms and not to mention the lounge Here are a few of the choice ones (As choice as the censors would permit) Mr Ilaupt to algebra class: “The difference between a quiz and a lecture is at least one person has to stay awake to hear the question” One coed to another: “Of course I wouldn’t say anything about her unless it was good and oh boy! Is this good!” "That’s a nice coat you’re wearing I wonder if the style will ever come back” Student (from back of room): "Are you sure the third question is in the book?” I’rof: "Certainly” Student: "Well I can’t fin'd It” "Horace was over to my house last night and as he was leaving he asked me to wear his class ring but I told him I couldn’t wear it until I know him better” "But you're wearing it now” "Well he didn't leave right then" "Will you join me in a cup of coffee over at the Way?” "Sure you get in first” If a fellow tries to kiss a girl and gets away with it he's a man if he tries and doesn’t get away with it he's a brute if he doesn’t try and gets away with it he's a coward but if he doesn't try and wouldn’t have gotten away with it if he had tried he's got the wrong girl Well those are just a few of the things you hear around Carbon The one who thinks our jokes arc poor Would quickly change his views Could he compare the jokes we print With those we could not use IS THE TLACE TO Carbon College and High School Sports in the WRITTEN SUN-ADVOCA- GUARANTEE By Dave Sunnie Studio Follow Carbon Ave NATIONWIDE Just Scroungin’ Around TE HAVE YOUR PICTURE TAKEN TO KEEP YOUR APPEARANCE AT IT'S BEST MASTER TAILORS |