Show The Carbonicle Dec 8 1950 JUDGMENT DAY OR About the Campus By George Nikas TEACHER’S REVENGE Tonight is the time when all cute chicks make out like tall the T’was the morning of testing dogs with their preferred men and all through the school They’ll probably turn their felNot a laugh could be heard— lows everywhere but loose But from even the fool please take it easy with the guys They sighed as they murmured in anguish and pain “It's the day of our testing that's with us again” There was dread in the hearts of students that day They knew for their folly they'd now have to pay— Not a thing was in order in any one's brain Although there’s been studying yes even to pain— They awoke from their trance at the sound of the bell Everyone was prepared to go to his hell The teachers all stood there laughing with glee— At the prospects of giving their students an “E” There wasn’t a sound as the tests were received As the full implications the students conceived There was wailing and moaning and gnashing of teeth As the questions encircled their brains like a wreath Then from class to class and test to test With hopeless looks they did their best At the end of the day everyone took his (root) beer Drowning his sorrow in holiday cheer Journalism Student Some local guys have been inquiring around about shimmy shirts Look felows if you want to know ask Joan Hardy She'll brief yal A pert senior came up to me and wanted to put some stuff in my column Here it is verbatim: “If you happened to be passing the shorthand room awhile back and suddenly heard a crash bang or an alakazam think colored sky— merely seems that instead of taking 'takes’ and such Miss Flahn’s first period girls and joys up and decided to have an old fashioned peanut bus: Amid Ihe flurry of peanuts an extemporaneous talent (?) program was put on by groups of stu- dents” If there’s any news or other stuff the students would like to see in the paper tell me I'd like to put it in Part of this material was given o me by students Short Course in Recreation Held at Carbon On December a recreation short course program was held at Carbon for the benefit of the people of Carbon Emery Grand and San Juan counties The program was sponsored by the extensive service Utah Stale Agricultural college Carbon college and Carbon County School Dis1- John Miles made a "record” as trict student during the past quarter This has no reference to his winning a scholarship at the Journalism conference at Provo as well as an honorable mention His record is a copila-tio- n of all the articles printed in the Deseret News and Salt Lake Tribune concerning events at Carbon in The large black scrap-boo- k which the articles are secured has 18 pages filled and contains 94 articles up to date evidence that Carbon is getting good coverage in the papers Since John didn’t register for Journalism this quarter Pat Ballard will continue his "record” a journalism For Clean Entertainment at Its Best — WELLINGTON Canteen & Confectionery Danclnr Ice Cream Hot Doga Open Until 11:00 P M -2 The faculty for the short course was Mr Vaughn Gordon extension recrcaiion specialist of Utah Stale Agricultural college Dr Aaron E Jones president of Carbon college and Mrs Anne Livingston National Recreation association The recreation leaders of Carbon college Claude Cowley Mrs Donna Hansen Vernon Merrill and Preston Summerhays participated in the program Disc Platter Chatter By Sally C Olsen According to Ye Olde’ Hit Parade of the week the ten top tunes include HARBOR LIGHTS an oldie making a striking comeback with the swoon group GOOD NIGHT THERE still Hasn't she gone in hangs on yet? Maybe it would be a good thing if she would get the clue and really jump into the river ALL MY LOVE has found its way into the more sentimental set MONA LISA seems to have a catchy air about it that puts everyone into a soft mood NEVERTHELESS is gaining ground but fast PLAY A SIMPLE MELODY has been revived by Der Bingle There's nothing and son Gary iike the old saying "like father like son” CAN ANYONE EXPLAIN is another tune that sort of grows on you It's just unexplainable THINKING OF YOU has hit those especially who are without last year’s beau or dream-pu- ff who at present is away attaining higher learnin' LA VIE EN ROSE is just plain sumpin’ Mighty sweet to the ear though BONAPARTE’S RETREAT is It’s one of ye olde’ favorites word to hear a but French really some of the pronuncitations it ain’t French no mo’ Spring has sprung FaU has fell Winter is here Colder than usual Sprouse-Reit- z The Distinctive Variety Store MANY FINE GIFTS FOR CHRISTAAAS 17 East Main PRICE GET YOUR CHRISTMAS PORTRAITS CARRYL’S PHOTO CENTER “Give a Gift That Lasts” 503 East Main |