Show Corinne V. Allen Roasted to the Dark Brown by the Sevier Valley Sun all is Except what is inborn Mix the two and let a vain pretentious woman drink thereof and the result is a female rooster of the most modern Every now and then a specimen of this peculiar strain of worthless and impotent poultry jumps upon the flaps its wings and gives forth an screech which the fowl really believes to first-class The she or it that has recently attempted the female crowing act signs herself or itself as M. The rooster clement has so far developed in this particular instance that she longer uses the husband 's Of the husband may be in which she would have a right to ignore his And even if he is not no doubt she figures that he might as well be so far as opening his face is concerned when within a hundred miles of Corinne JL and we imagine she thinks about Corinne M. Allen says the cause of her discordant squawking was the fact that last week F. Smith should speak at a banquet given by the Utah women to some visiting women's and Corinne M. made it an occasion to inform the world of her wonderful virtue and immaculate and was therefore altogether too much of a cherubim to attend the It is too bad she did not make this discovery many similar meetings might have been purified by the same But there is no use crying over lost It would be interesting to know how much Corinne M. Allen was paid for making this last female rooster doubt very much that she received over ten which was eleven dollars more than it was Fill a woman full of vanity and and she becomes a female rooster unfit to be where decent people The next time the women's visit Salt Lake we suggest to Corinne M. the Tribune and all their modesty-shocked that they have Frank J. or Tom Kearns do the Like has an affinity for Both these men are about as pure as the rest of the and for a number of years have been the patron saints of the American male and female They can have a meeting all by No one else will care to |