Show TOP COME A Tale of the Big It was more than forty years ago that Neal a great preacher from the state of used the above I did not hear the sermon and I it in I could not find the text in the Bible until-one of the principal writ- in the Utah Independent fers located it for Matthew is the him which is on the house top not come down to take thing out of his Today I am going to use that part of the verse which not come as the subject of the big or Widow There are many other texts in holy writ which refer directly to the big hat which he Neal Bow In Joel we Mighty ones 1 come again in a maid forget her and in make broad their and enlarge the borders of their In 1st your women keep silent in the And again in 1st In like manner also that women adorn themselves in proper In all the phases of in all conditions of and in wherever the enormous headgear of a woman there is also more or less There is not a church in the land that has not been annoyed by there is not a man hut would like to crush there is not a in AnTer-iea when all alone and in her right mind but will declare it be an infernal therefore say to all my lady knot Go into any public gathering where the women keep their hats and what a conglomerate mess of mock stuffed and dead greet the Right side up and wash dish clothes lap covered with rooster tails and cloths of And the whole bunch on a It makes the beholder repeat the language of my a maid forget her Arid again I say to the fair daughters of knot come That portion of my text your women keep silent points directly to the big Take for a full sail and full rigged Merry hat with four a long a jib and flags flying to the breeze what could be A pair of white and red checkered pants on a gambler or a horse would be only a whisper by the side of My dear friends of the feminine why don't you take heed to the words of Timothy in my In like manner that women adorn themselves in proper ap knot come The other Sunday I attended the First Congregational church in this I knew that Goshen had requested the Ladies of to remove their I was a little and took my seat in the Sunday School room overlooking the I noticed that about one-fourth of the ladies' in the congregation had removed their After taking up the and just as Goshen got up to announce his up went three hundred pair of beautiful and as the poet said Mid the noise and wild What each And commotion fusion And Down ugly After the Tufted Had I noticed a few women who did not respect Goshen's nor hye any regard the people who sat behind Four of them sat on front kept their view on completely all behind Several old ladies oa their their high plumes still waved m-the but there have been some excuse for They n ight have ben so deaf that did not hear Goshen make the or they may have been so blind that they could see the others remove their J dear ladies of Goshen's why not be as polite as the men and take off your hat when you get Please get the insane idea your heads that because there is no one be-hind you you can keep your hat The commonest kind of man or boy knows better than I would also sug- gest to the ladies in the choir and the why an example to your sisters in the You would look so much nicer you could sing so much better if you would just doff your lids during the entire The ladies of the First Methodist choir remove their hats in the dressing room entering the and they look much more refined and intelligent for so Again I say to the fair Top knot come of the First Presbyterian church has requested the ladies of bis congregation to remove their but 95 per cent of them do not respect Paden's for they them Possibly they may think many that it is better to hear Paden see and consequently they shut off the view from the stranger within their There may be some excuse for ladies to keep their bats on in public t If a. girl has an ugly or deformed face one that was put on wrongly and is so homely that sho to rest it between or if she has ears that stick out like those the that talked to Balaam if she has moles or warts on her head or ring or or if she is or has her spot wriggled over and tho hair not thon she has some excuse for keeping her hat But to all I ones come If a lady would bo as careful in not obstructing the view with her hat as she is with tho peck-n-boo no at would Wearing the her plainly but her outlandish obscures So I say again to all fair knot come down Continued next |