Show A General Man that is born of his parents' is of few days and full of He goeth to school when a youngster and gets the seat of his pants paddled for something he didn't do until he is sick at He up like a weed in a back yard and soon reaches the age when he is largely composed of freckles and an appetite for About the time he gets too long for short trousers and not long enough for long ones' he goeth away to how to monkey with a three dollar mandolin and play whiskey He cometh home a bigger fool than ever and marrieth a sweet young thing whose pa is supposed to be but whom he subsequently couldn't buy the prize rooster at a county He along from year to gradually acquiring until his house resembles a Sunday school class just before He through the day and lieth awake nights trying to figure out how to keep himself and dependent population out of the His efforts are rewarded by his daughters running off and getting married and bringing home a nice new son-in-law every few days to feast at his His sons grow up and call him governor and set him back a five-spot every day or About the time he has acquired enough lucre to make it worth while for his heirs to quarrel he contracts a cold and is hurried away before he has time to have a talk with his |