| Show A GNAT- S TRAINING The Edmond Clark of Moab is an over-refining It appears that the old folks of Moab gave an afternoon party in that little city and invited the Soul Saver to address there was also to be a dance in the The printed invitations ent out for the occasion got twisted and stated that there would be dancing in the instead of the which sent cold chills all over the thought the Clark for old folks with one foot in the and the other all to even think of tripping the light fantastic toe to the strains of sweet music was more than his' reverence could so he declined to One of the ladies of Moab quickly informed the Clark about the mistake the and stated that there would be no dancing in the A carriage was sent to get the reverend but the mistake of the printer had so wounded and lacerated his tender and bleeding heart that he declined to It is a shame to think that such a orthodox oracle should be sent to preach in a horrid Mormon and then to think how awfully wicked dancing especially among old people it is likely to stir up their passions so that even the Clark might have been overcome and might have gotten into the mad whirl with some sprightly whose hair has been whitened by eighty summers of in such a hilarious maelstrom of exercise and those aged Mormon ladies might have said me around waltz me around and and in such enticing and captivating accents that his reverend halo might have fallen off and dragged him into the mad |
