Show MOUNTAIN BELL TELEPHONE The second number of the R. M. B. T. News is a spicey It gives the news that nery telephone user should If the News can pad some of the vacant skulls of some of the female phone users and make them know and to heed that a telephone is not to spark or hold long-winded conversations over it will fulfill a great Some women on some of the party lines in Salt Lake have reached the limit as they have no regard for their neighbors or the five minute rule they seem to take great delight in using the wire gossiping when they know that others with important business are Not long ago two women on the party line talked about one hour and fifteen minutes without They talked about everything from diapers to silk from nut-meg in apple pit to corn starch in apple from roast pork Utah to canned horse in They non-fading pink corset flat shoe laces and rat rolls for the They agreed after much talking that white cotton made the hest form They roasted Mack for not killing the villian in the first act instead of waiting until just before the curtain went down in the They said that Joe Lipman was a Jack Jew and that C. C. Goodwin had a bad attack of If A. G. editor of the Rocky Mountain Bell Telephone News can choke the prolix talkers to five minutes he will confer a great favor on the waiting There is only one plain rule of life eternally It is this Try thyself till thou the highest thing thou art capable of and then do |