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Show Ji WOEI UTAH EVENING MAIL. BATimATftwiiNnwi111 ' 1 April ! "Evening; News" and the uwrade- - Mamq Aunt ' MAIL SACKS. Tbi concert el Ihe 10th Wnd Aiom hip noma leal night wee grand mecan, the singing good and the audience en i thuilastie. Tbi woman of work eweepi evory-thin- g before her; the woman of fluhlon eweepa everything behind her, unleae It la muddy. Wi never eland by whan a woman enters a hardware (tore, shuts her teeth together, and inquires the worth of them ere rolling pine,'' hut we thank our uglinese for being a bachelor. Joaquin Miller has been oa lied the cragy poet, the fallowing ie hie deeerip-lie- u of the lady he fall in love with at a railroad accident: "T see her be (bra me lie onsolom end pale. Iron-handl- With her beetle ripped np on the raveaoee rail." See bow the heathen Chinee can bring out the beauties of that favorite balled. "Mow doth the little buiy bee: "How belly small ehln-ehl- n fting hag IsHm-ploeblr sixty uinit all ailnt ell dar, fa) nlekoo up sting bnejnlea dll kin places win dowels jut pit tasted." At.i.tw the walkiet, will commence on Monday morning in the Wasatch Ball and walk one hundred milee in that many consecutive hours; this fast quires a vest amount of physical endurance, but there's no money in it. Tbi brave anonymous writers who are always wanting newspapers to give people flte, are requested to go out and give their own die. writers are not particularly agreeable sort of people, we know several of them In this city. Tbi Tribune says: " Charley Burges s, watchman on the Kimball Block has taken to himself another woman. Charley is a good man and we would like to soo him happy while he can, the time ie at band when the law will ba administered in Utah, as it is in the United States; therefore let Charley ba happy for ha is a oandidata for the penitentiary. Tan Hindoo Bible forbids a woman to see dancing, hear musio, wear jewele blacken her eyebrows, eat dainty food, ait at a window or view herself in a mirror during the absence of her husband; and it allows him to divorce her If she has no sons, Injures bis property, scolds him, quarrels with another woman or presumes to eat before ha haa finished his meal. It is act necessary to state that the said book is very unpopular. va "Law! Sonny, ho Dun Con." Twis early in the morning, John vas bound to commence the new am of hie eiistanea with the sun, (we mean the sua that ibices) Father Bosnian was there, Miss Mollis was there alio, and bright and radiant as the sun, beautiAil as hebe aad ready for Tooele where there is aa elegant house built and fitted for the occasion; may their Ufa he one of nnaloyed pleasure and the day of their marriage be omblematio of their Journey through Ufa. Kurfjia to the Front-Min. Dr. Waldsa Interns her Mends and the alt Iota pubta that aha haa removed her tan t to Bo. B, Baaoo Block, Tint Booth tract, halt Mock vest ot Emporiam corner sod nest doer to Mrs. Hauatd'a nUUnery store. Oho osteeds a cordial InvUaUao to her old Mends, aadsoUeita aeall from all who hare a derided tael tar (ood victuals pnpend la style. Xvaty delicacy the market affords 1 1 the eaflef her patrons. tf dcli-eio- Tastsrday morning Century has Just finished reeding n communication which stated that "Mother foithfai handmaid in the kingdom, bed planted with her own handa severe scree of sorghum, whan ebe wee interrupted by one of the eunuchs of the Lion House. It reed: "Thar wear e muklrada et our City nil last nits hi our people. Give em h 1. Your brother in the goipil, B. . Aunt Century turned to tbo note bearer, shoved her "ipeeks'' high on her forehead, and holding the communication high in tho air exclaimed, "Grate Gode! Jeemi, is it pciaibleT Joe mi "Ay, mon, I ken ole shoot t; was ther myiel. Thar wur Joe-o- y wa braeks filin' sa tight that ye wood'ne think ha wee dresaed et eh; on' ther bairn wa hairly ony das war ifator own her; whiles sum o 'un had clai cornin a woo bit a boon the waste, an atony had the clai a boon th shin, and thon mony wa das that wear short-a- r kilts. Aunt Cantury trembled in her wrath. Enough, Jeems, you can go. Tell tho President it shall be (topped, if it take the last tithing order in my poeeaiion, my interest in tho water works, and my Then regular allowance of raliona. he wrote the following: "Holies is hereby given that we have received a revelation which commands that masquerades era not consonant with the rdigion professed by tho Church of Jesui Chriit of Latter-daSaint. Then sha threw down the quill. "Not heaven help me, that ie too tame. Then, aftor blowing her nose on her lome-epu- n apron, aha held up her wrinklod hands in holy horror et the very of it; thon thoughts to off her took feet, jumping her spectacles and lammed them with forty horse power against a copy of the "Book of Doctrine and Covenants," she tamped the Boor till one of her wooden hoes split from stem to stern, one of her garters came off which she ton in shreds end threw out of the window, chucked her anuff box doer acrois the .room end yelled, "Woe! woei woel unI tbs hope end pride to of Zion have yielded to tho deteitible ways of the ungodly Gentiles I Curse them! curie them! The offspring I here for years nursed in thii motherly breast have done this. Ohl this ie too much, too much; the inhuman mortals, the miserable ungrateful wretches, was it this that we three score years have labor-a- d and sent our loach ers to couniel with them for? That wa hnva sacrificed tha of innumerable foelingi families, lied to make polygamy part of our religion end to havo wives for the bretberen that would plow and sow, dig potatoes, chop wood and bring forth eorgham thatstieketh closer than a brother? At this time she wee actually foaming at the mouth, and tha workman attract-a- d to tho spot by tha notes, were afraid to approach her, "Wa it this, she yelled, "for which wc have our retrenchment society? Ia this the fruits of our sermons at tha Trbernaola and tha Dee-ar- et Alphabet on election day? Is it for this that wa meet in secret caucus end instruct tha teechen? Was it for this we abolished the right of dowry, and stocked our store with tha latest fashions? By tho profit, eec-hend elevator of that new building they shell go to St. George! St. George! I" Here the poor old lady waa exhausted and sank insensible on the floor. She was carried hwme, and up to a lata hour laet night, was still unconscious; with tho presiding Bishop, two Elders end three of tho ward teach ire "laying on y Jerry-rucha-ulu- m er TOE FI BBT BOBBIN. Richmond vo. Teresa. WOE!! WOE!!! UNTO JIWRY-WUCHE-ULU- M The plaintiffs In this action soem to last quarter of their homo stretch. This morning, Judge Emerson made an order that tha defandaat bava a Judgment non 6b -itante verdicto which being Interpreted into plnin English means, tha verdict of the jury in of tbo plaintiffs on tho fovur given fact of lujmitted to them, still questions the defendants nra entitled to n Judgment This is good news for tha friends of tha defendants ns wall aa tha defendants themselves, and meets with tha hearty approval of many responsible gentleman in tbs community conversant with tha merits and demerits of tha case. s, 1 j a Fan n trunk nr valise go to Thomas Bunn and revs fifty per sent. South slurs Wasatch Hotel Building. I l t jj I I A robbln some fllttlrg Clear up from the South, And on a limb sitting lie opens his mouth, lie sees nary roses. He seas nary spring, Sstchss tuberfoeusis In attempting to sing. Cttartah and bronchitis, Hheumatfos and chills, And acute laryngitis Complete hi sad ills. He lingers. Weens, shudders and sighs, Blows his nos oa his fingers, Esels over and dies. rx. havo coma to grief on tha PIONEER WATER SODA SMITH WHITING, ProprThii Meteorological Redbrd. Dally Bulletin of Observations, made for the benefit of Commaree and Agriculture, by tha Signal Service Bureau of the United Mates Army. Observations taken at tbs am moment of time at all stafooa. establishment eoutinues to supply the Salt Lake market with Read This. Homo manufactured brushes of avery dor arlptto. A ou parlor nrtlslo mad to order. I sooraatoo to make to order, and have on hand, fcr salt, avery variety of brushes, equal if not superior, to tho imported article Wg. Mass, Superintendent, No. 117 Main street, n fcw doors taiow tho Walker House. Human Hair ' Swtfchm mode over end sembtags or straight np Into switches fom ILOO to 11.60 Call and soo tho low prloaa of Heir foods at the Standard Hair Btare, Wasatch Hotel BulUl . R WH. IXVINB, Fronrlator. hair mado The great eecrot in obtaining a good cup of coffee has baon solved by Htttn, Again to anartfoloof Pure Soda Water Of quality unexcelled ou th or elsewhere. lithe usual utteraneo of all persons who have ever partaken of tho delectable eoncoetions compounded by tho ever popular proprietors of tho Oocibiwtal, A dm A Mvefht. The .Old Time Sayinc, Land Scrip for laid Slonx and Chippewa Land Scrip for sale at office. This scrip can bo used In locating inrvoyed or unsurveyed United States lands. TAGGART A SON New Goods and Low Perfumeries m SOAPS, HAIR AND CLOTHES BRUSHES COMBS, So ' lx SHARPS BLOCK Ou Door North of the DESERET NATIONAL BANK. and Sails WASATCH DRUG STOU, IK. HOI Fox a gamins Centennial hat, go to Thomas C. Dunn. South store Wasatch Hotel Building. OIAII. COIE AID Oliver Daraai, Balt Laka City. SILT MOORE, CLEMENTS & CO., IALT LAKE CITY. UTAH Wholeaalm and Ratall LAKE CITY BOILER WORKS, (Opposite City Market, Prices-W- o desire to Inform our on Stoners and tho public sen orally that wa are now roeoivlna and opening our apring importations, whieh wo havo pononally selected and manufactured, to bo ablo to moot tho want of tho country. Clothing wo make a specialty, and as manufacturer, we will supply the trade at tha lowest NevYork wholesale rates, or about 15 per cent, less than any other house in this city. Wo also carry a foil line of Goats Furnishing Goods, Hats. Min an Boots and Overalls, which wa soil at tho lowest market prices. Liberal terms to rts possible parties. L. GOLDBERG A CO., Balt Lake City. Manufactory, SO Welker street. Now York. The Old Saddle M --DEALER Addreta ds T DrnM( Unemloalie Medicines, Bullion. Ac the Mail "Tho Beat Oooda oome In tha Smallest Packages. Only oua store, brim full of custom-maCalifornia Clothing. Plfty per cent, tat tar than any other clothing house In tha dtp Fox n No. 1 white ihlrt that will fit you, go CaUendece.t S. J. Nathan's Ho. TO, under the to Thomas C. Dunn. South storo Wasatch Salt Lake House. Hotel Building. . Ore the Front HaTeopamdwUbafullimortmoBtof SUPERB VINEGAR Sample H Coast Pacific DAILY DELIVERY Receives, Rook- - t The Pa perh anger you went fa at tf Cobvbll Broe. k LOAN JOHN CO., Propriotore. MABBIEB. All kind of bollrn mad anti repaired oa short notice. Tanks, Dour, Shatters, Brewing Ixoa atpreoso that Bottles, and Malt-kil-n the residence f tha brides parents, in this city, on Friday morning, Mr, John P. Lawson and Mim Nollle Thornton, liar. Father Bcanlan Competition, Defy ok mail win Orders ant LAWSON-THORXTO- Bonn if east officiating. After tha interesting ceremony, the happy couple took their departure on tho morning train for their now and pleasant homo in Tooele. Their aumeroui friend in the city wish Johnny and his beautiful young bride long Ufa and happiness. HEW ADVERTISEMENT. T. HAEKIS, Address Box X Business Manager all ! Drugs, Medicines, Aad ovmythlag anally a fint-ela- d PaiecBiPTion Cabbtuixt Pbkkaidl IB LIVE BY AND FXED STABLE the great, 8. d Stables Dexter GRAND FAREWELL BENEFIT kept in DragSteru father's Herds and flecks, Slab-aide- pxALMunr PAINTS AND OILS ay love SA 649- - P1RE Of SALT LAKE THEATER. recatae prompt by Untloa. mm aid lum lOITI ITIEni- - X-At George Artagost informs his friends and tho Salt Lake public that ho haa formed a SATURDAY Evening, APRIL 1. partnership with John Brhwin, late of tho Walker lIouse,and one of tho most accomplished catersrs in tho wad; and he is now In better shape than ever to give his patrons avoir sat-- AXDisfaction. Every delicanv of tho season served up dally in a sty I a unsurpassed. P0SIT1VELY LAST APPEARANCE BREAKFAST from 6 to 11 a. m. 13 LUNCII Sieta from to 3 p. m. OF M ft DINNER from 4 to T p. m. Polite and aUsntira waiters first clam faro no pains spared to please. Lunches put up to order for tourists. Extra dlnnen on short notice. On which occasion ha will appear in his celebrated character of Agents for Booths oelsbrated oysters. But I Want Him SEC059 FAT, TENDER AND JUICY. SOUTH I STREET, A few doors Wm of Walker , J. H. VINSON, Head'Quartars Saloon. This saloon has boon remodelled and fitted In tho latest Pelaea stale, whero every comfort will bo extandel to eustomon and blonds. Cy Patterson is tho " Host," and ho dofiao competition in tha brands of Liquor ho offers to his eustomon. Let overybnd give him a call during tho holidays. Johnny Fishor holds forth In tho rear, dealing out substantial for tha inner man In good ahapa with orarthlng clean and nice. BEN ISRAEL; In drama that tho Bleed Brothers of Amlstodby name, And tho only place In Salt Lake that fill r, Jsba M, B. A. M. foil ul Empire Market. Corner Commercial and with "Utah Skandinav," Office GaouexcKe Block, (Upstairs,) And ths Full Dramatic Company. Grand Matinee Saturday Afternoon, Evsalo.ml 6th, th NEARLY 300,000 in dob and orvnto thn how brst seturictloa. Ba Hewing Me rhin ever inlroduead has la so short a time, (first latrodneed in 1(07,1 b seems so popular Tea tear t of tale popularly 1a that ie ehln fo just whst th people want. It is so eimpto that aiy pvreon o rsadily understood li, and so durable that U J01LXS0N & MYERS, u DEALERS IN FANCY AND FAMILY Never Gets Out of Order GROCERIES LAMP GOODS, And nil the at esters t J. Mill! EVERT DAT. oT fa DXSBRBT NATIONAL BANK It nun Work of Every Kind, Always at CalL Commodfoa WEED Sbliag. wasa Direct from aa, frieo Uits raralaktai BECKMAN & JORDAN.' ippllnuea. Weed Seif log Machine Cempji Manufacturers & alt FAIR PRICES! MOORS Deer Melow tha Waealob Carpenters Bloek. A la Ur City, P0TTEK, ao, Commerolul efitroet, 'Iptfone JOOllINO Executed ee moderata ttanis. Umatei luppliwk ITim, HALT UKA VUK III Factory, 150 W. Bandolph, Chicago, J. CANNON, Fnahloxutble Xilor CARL , taws eadoffioto fitted up. All di u( i FINE 8EGARS. AIN and Builders, Mo. LOTTERY! Uk Jobber! OF W. M. LENHART, Manager, AND !i I mporton, ADDU8B Neeoad ioises aid caiuaus and la la all things so easy fo manage that It la a real pleasure toeewwlihlt on 1 ! child may operate ite East Its foorioaa are so perfOe. teal it lass all kinds e( thread or silk, and tt does psrfaetly fiUmolmicH MORRILL, ThMtrw StrMt, It runs so eerily that a We Invite a cell from our elUaenfi GOOD GOODS Ko LIVERY STABLE, If teem lino agent la you virialty. ardor a 1HI t?T Best Blooded Stock. unit nnnn limit mins, Abb City. IN THN DXALBB WEED celebrated MIL EDWIN ADAM8. HEEDED IX -- In Salt Lake Llolmy, Drew on tha kith of tack mouth. By ausale ths meet rellalite mape of Ctah thority of th- - legislature Has I176.AU fo ood tha Mining Districts. IMtarsut slsea to rank Prison, 1 ehaao O hole suit, bound, end mounted oa rollon, lev sale gl each, or ie fnr 6, to be deducted from by Hoik dealers and supplied b? Ihd publisher, a y r ace after t.io drawing. Puil particulars amt free. Address J. M. PATTltB, Laramie b. a. m. yaoisrr City, Wyoming. SellLakuCMy.lt L f AND LIVERY, LAXHiN. Propr. Engiflwr, DISTRICTS. Furnished House for Rent Flnt Finest Carriages South Stroot Hr. ieho 1. Graham. FROISETH, lining H. E. BROWN, Proprietor. b tho tho bill ia that particular Him Jeaa Harm Walters, Thursday Welker Broi. Their Fresh Roasted Publisher of the HEW OFFICIAL MAP OF UTAH TERRITORY, and Ground Java is tha finest la the city. and mepe of the MININQ It. 2w Try Twd stiirj brlok house, eovaa rooms, kitchen and collar, eantrallr situated, and handirsaaet oeeo-pant- s, somely furnish ad throuitauL eo nil it ingot tvs parsons, would retain two roome and board with lessee, If airaaabla Bplaadid opportunity fcr a (null family. Natalie of C. E. POMBHOY, at UodtalMrag store. DRUG STORE woll-know- n MAPS OF UTAH. I. - has-tale- Equalled byfawxldbynone, ! FIREi tiooabt a al carrying designs. That they are therefore not conductValley House. Tho way to bo happy ia to lira well and ive to purity of morale. Firaman's Concert That they do not conduce to gonuina havoaelear eooseisnse, Forth living part call at th Valley House, and you will boiat-lade- d. social enjoyment. hovAnACtOauFersMT. That it docs not appear that masTon will flod that tho above Is oorrect, by querade bells are, in any eanaa, elevatcalling at Beckman A Jordans. ing in their tendency. Iv yon want good nndar elutfalng, go to That they ara unqualifiedly bad in Thomas 0. Dunn tad save money. South every sense of the word. I WORKS. FIRE ! -- i "Re-close- Problem Solved- - FIRE W m ANDMEDICINI , "That it Ie not an exhibition of good The Old Antelope- onto for a number of Intalligont people Johnny Fisher takas pleasure in Informing to oome together ao disguised to be his legion of friends, aad tho groat publfo at tho celebrated largo, that ho has beyond ordinary recognition. Restaurant, lataly Aimori" by That masquerades era not social par- Mr. ShurtliE All persons in search of a ties la the true sense of tho word. sguars swat dont fall to come round. A fa w That they can ba used by tha corrupt doors east of the Elephant Store, Second South as a means of out their evil street. Mho Waratek Hotel Building. DRUGS FLARE OF Pxor. IIixkwaxx. Beckman dr Jor- 0B8EMTAT10N. To til parts of the city, dan have a little box whieh ia up to all sorts of tricks, soma of which rival Herr-ma- n, and under tha manipulation of Prof. Sampson can produce n match Balt Laka City Rain NE Alweye on hand and for tele. N Cheyenne ooeiotl Cloudy out of niekle. E Davenport.. Cldy Denver... N Ltanow JOHN S. WHITING, Manager San Diiio Ban Francliso... 0763 W 40 Hiatt Abut al or Goods.--Walk- er Clear 24 31 E Omaha .. ........ 170 Stormy Bros., wars receiving dry goods in such Portland, Or 1044 00.09 14 rain 30 27 80 North Piatt.... NE this ICldy OLIVER DURANT. morning that an extra Plk Peak quantity 83 8 N 240.02 Hy rain force had to ba employed to got them Hanta Fo 6314 N 46.03 Fair 75 U El 46 iClear C0111SSI0I IEKCHAXT rOlYAKDIXfl Into tho receiving department. This ia Virginia Q..M.T Below aero. t aid to ba tha largest Invoice of dry Balt Lsko City, Baady WX. M. McOILLIYBAT, goods ever received in Salt Lake. Bargt Signal Bento U. B. A. aa ta ala, Balt Lax April 1 1:11a.m. Aik tho gentlemen of Salt Lake City to call at their temporary store, Wasatch Bloch, and ao tho CENTENNIAL, Bund for Libel, CONTINENTAL, A salt for libel has terminated la faror of SEVENTY SIX. Boekmeo A Jordon, the dofeodaots haring hands.1 Latest Spring stales, just received by Hats that the sold Arm did not sell HavaThe red noted local teeing the order express their tint Importation slneo tho fire. na dears fcr twolra and a half seals apiece. Ten will find their dsn two doom sooth of from headquarters, eontinued the proc- Tho stylao for the season. Tnvbridoei lw lamation to tho falthftil, aa follows: Ton year nook-tiego to Thomas C. Dunn; yoo wUI tad the finest easorimsat in the city. Beetk store Wasatch Hotel Building. .. nan want gloves of any kind, and want Irjron to save money go to Thomas 0. Dunn. South store Waaoteh Hotel Building. MISCELLANEOUS. park end Fit Gvaiahthp and BepoMog wort leaded to. jj prieea Onw OoptiaaHfol Claaulagi Hue Good 5 leouiag Oood w a4 (Mb I. pwfl " A |
