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Show UTAH DEMOCRAT Host wild oats are sown on the In the cold gray nlfht shift, and reaped dawn. At times one gets the Idea that onr national flower should be the Towns slow to adopt highway Improvements are finding themselves on side roads. This Is the time of year a vacation puts a hard strain on a Christmas sav- ings account. That's a great triple play the lice work on the speeders to Judge to jail. po- speed cop If It be true that fanners are to have better days, the nights will take care' of themselves Women may "shop around" In the stores, but at the barbers they know exactly what they want. Pedestrians are asking: "Why be killed to make a Joy rider's holiday?" It Is a pertinent question. France may seem backward In some particulars, but.lt sentenced to death a burglar who was armed. vanity case may seem absurd to the male, but the girls must have some way to carry their bathing suits. A Some of those Finnish running mar-rel- s should be able to land good jobs In New York as bank messengers. People who are struck by speeding automobiles have the consolation of knowing that legally It cannot be done. When our wild life has entirely disappeared, we shall still have riding over a worn out asphalt pavement after dark. The short skirt Is coming back. If It expects to attract any attention It should wait until the bathing season closes. d fish lures look Certain as If they were intended not only to hook the fish but to scare him to death. new-fangle- The police found an automobile In flames, but no evidence t indicate that the owner was merely burning the mortgage. A man's conscience Is clear in one matter. He may look as If he had slept in his thin summery suit, he knows he hasn't. became of the whose principal means of llvellhoood was holding a Whatever ed man-about-to- horse for a quarter? Judging by police reports of stolen automobiles, most of the speeders who get away are riding for liberty as well as pursuing happiness. "English will not put up with poor speakers," says a dispatch. Perhaps that Is the reason so many of their lecturers come over here. A traveler reports that there Is not a billboard In Java, giving the world Its first Information that the place lacks any semblance of scenic beauty. Word arrives of the capture of a weakflsh by a man who held the line In his teeth while he dung to a rock. The campaign appears still on. 88-pou- The official of a western kodak company wants a divorce from his wife beOne can cause she Is almost see her. In her long hair and old-fashion- skirts. Radio receiving sets that stutter at ordinary jazz probably will lie down and die before some of the political buncombe broadcast within a few more veeks. It was a Scotchman who declared he didnt care who wrote a countrys laws If he could write Its songs. Over here there Is suspicion from time to time that the same persons are responsible for both. An Inca mummy 2,000 years old has been found In Chile with its face covered with day and Its head covered with false hair. Two more fashions traced back to prehistoric customs. up-to-da- te We have no court dress In this country, but our reporters are always meticulous to tell the world what the lauy Is wealing when on trial for the shooting. Salt Lake City Firms 9. 8. BUNE8S COLLEGE, ool of Efficiency. All eomnierel.l branch aloe free. 60 N. Main St.. Salt Laka City. BOOKS AND SHORT BTORIE8 BflffiTC DvIUfuJ Any book yoa want by nail, G. (X D Deieret Book Ch 44 East Sa Tempts FRUIT BOXES ft VEGETABLE CRATES peachtratST Salt Lake Box ft Lumber Ca Spring Canyon. The bodies of Pat Santastedgn and M. A. Tonoya, two of the five machine men entombed in the Rains mine by the explosion Sunday afternoon, were found at 3 p. m. Tuesday after nearly forty-ighours o fconstant effort to effect an Democratic Candidate Sets Forth His Program for Agricultural Relief, FARMMEASURES LIFE'S LITTLE Trouble and Never Suspect It JESTS ot John W. Davis, Democratic Presidential candidate, now making a tour of the Middle West, appeared before an Immense and enthusiastic audience HE DIDNT UNDERSTAND entrance into the lower depths. In Omaha and told what he would do. Ogden. Highways leading to Yel- If elected, to help the American farmA bill collector edged Into a New lowstone park through Wyoming will er. lie presented the following seven York apartment, but could get no atbe in fine condition next year, ac- concrete proposals: tention from the head of the house 1. TT adopt an International policy or his wife, both being up to radio cording to Charles W. Cross, highway by direct official sets. The following conversation was engineer of the United States bureau of such of public roads, who returned from Instead of Indirect and evasive unoffi- going on: the two months of road inspection in the cial means, as will Wotcha got, Liz? farmer's market of Walla Walla. Wotcha got?" export by restoring Jackson, Wyo. vicinity the Industrial balance In Europe and "Saskatchewan. Ogden. The goal in the drive of the normal flow of International trade "Furriners, hey? remarked the bill stock subscriptions to Ogden's pro- with the settlement of Europe's ecoBut wlmt nationality If collector. posed community hotel is in sight, nomic problems. this? 2. To adjust the tariff so that the according to the directors of the community building fund, who advise that farmer and all other classes can buy Easy Familiarity only a little more than $40,000 is again In a competitive market. IIow do you know the lady Is re 8. To reduce taxation, both direct necessary to complete the quota. This mark ably wealthy?" and indirect, and by strict economy to is expected within a few days. her conversation," replied Mist. By lighten the burdens of government. Provo. With hope that the broad 4. To readjust and lower rail and Cayenne. But that does not Indicate extraor expanse of land lying in Cedar val- water rates, which will make our maradvantages." dinary ley west of the Utah lake might be kets, both for the buyer and the seller, Oh. yes it does. She Is rich enough included in the proposed Utah lake national and International, Instead of to refer offhand to a genuine pearl reclamation project, a delegation of regional and local. necklace as u string of beads." 5. To bring about the early complefarmers and cattlement from the valley met with the Utah county tion of internal waterway systems for " WELL FULL OF WATER commission and asked that considertransportation, and to develop our waand ation be given the thousands of acres ter powers for cheaper fertilizer of land now little more than a deso- use on our farms. 6. To stimulate by every proper late waste. governmental activity the progress of Richfield. A special meeting' of the marketing movement the board of county commissioneds and the establishment of an export was held for the purpose of award- marketing corporation or commission ing contracts for the construction of In order that the exportable surplus a bridge over the Sevier river be- may not establish the . price of the tween Elsinore and Monroe. Sealed whole crop. 7. To secure for the farmer credits bids were submitted by a large num"You say he conducts a watering ber of contractors and the ward was suitable for Ills needs. place? "Yes. made to the lowest bidder, Hansen Reproaches G. O. P. for Delay. Brothers of Richfield, for the sum of "Thought he was a manipulator of Throughout the speech was a note stocks." $1946.94. of reproach for the Republicans for Well? not putting into effect sooner the rempetiSalt Lake City. Forty-eigedies both parties suggest. tions for parole or termination of "The patient seems In a fair way to Home So Different sentence were denied at the execudie before the diagnosis is completed, ' Down at the office they tive session of the board of pardons, the candidate said. At another point Call him the manager. which convened at the state prison he declared Coolidge must assume the But wlfejr rules the home. And he can't manage her. for Six Monday morning. petitions responsibility of Republican errors and r senwere twenty-fougranted, parole Harding administration corruption, Her Husband tences were terminated and six cases saying that the head of the party canWho was that man I New Boarder were continued either to the regular not be held up as a cure-afor party December meeting or to the special evils on "u plea of good character or saw drive In a few minutes ago? Mrs. Henry Mudge Do you meat session which will be held November fair Intent. (hat little, ornery lookin' cuss with 11th. Mr. Davis frequently read from GenDawes' speeches. Commenting on the dirty red whiskers, ma'am? Salt Lake City. There are 320 eral New Boarder Yes. Dawes reparations plan, he said the cells in the Utah state prison, and the administration at first disclaimed Mrs. Henry Mudge 1 reckon you the to the must be referrln to my husband. according figures given for the generals work board of pardons, 299 of them were responsibility and then seized it as a political Everybodys Magazine. occupied last Friday. This is almost weapon. three times as many prisoners as Using this as another attack on "deExceptions were confined there on January 1, lay," Davis added : For five long Declaration of Independence The 1920. years we Iqft the question of foreign states that all men are born tree and affairs to bedevil the economic life of equal. Bingham The town board will conand delay the hour when Ger"Something of the sort. struct additional water tanks in order Europe defeated and other nations the many Then why do you hold yourself so to provide better fire protection, if be restored to health and be Hloof? might The last able once more to contribute to the the funds are available. "My dear man, I am descended from fire, it is said showed that the water-mai- n economic prosperity of the world. one of Its signers." would not give sufficient pres"Today, we hear from those most sure when several lines of hose were responsible for this state of affairs, lsnt That Natural 7 attached. It is hoped to have some loud praise and Miss Romans Of course, you've of the tanks completed before winter. over the fact that Americans particilead that new love story of his? In the recent reparations conferSpanish Fork. Benjamin, six and pated (reviewer) Yes; I bad ence forth the f miles southwest of Spanish Dawesthat brought to. wasn't It? even realistic, is Very That report Fork was visited by a destrictive fire claimed report. Miss Romans Oh, the Ideal Why, as a diplomatic victory for an in which a recently constructed bam administration that time and time the dialogue between the lovers was filled with 1500 tons of hay, many again disclaimed In most positive perfectly silly. outbuildings ,a large strawstack and terms all responsibility for the presMr. Crabbe Well? farm implements of various kinds ence of General Dawes and his colwere destroyed. The property belongA Holiday Memory leagues, or any participation In the ed to L. K. Stewart and his loss is preparation of their report. He Im sure Ive seen you some estimated at $3000. After conferences In several cities where before? party leaders, such as he alShe I wonder. Youre not the boy Price. Tax anticipation notes in with the Mr. Davis who in had held Chicago, ready proposed to me last evening are the sum of $100,000 were negotiated went to the Mountain national Rocky by the Carbon county schol board and pre- you? to rest for a few with Ross Beason & Company of Salt park his Denver speech. days HIS CONTRIBUTION Lake at the regular meeting of the pare Back Platform Talks. school board held this week. In his travels the Democratic nomiSalt Lake City. Arrangements nee Is making many Impromptu talks have been made between members of from the rear platform of his car to the state road commission and the' the cheering crowds that meet him Garfield county board of commissioneverywhere. In one of these little ers for the expenditure of $6000 this speeches he said: year for improving and maintaining "I am not at all sure that the views the Panguitch-Kan- e road. line that I entertain Indeed, I cannot hope county Work already has been started. It that the views that I entertain will "1 was surprised to bear old Tito is expected to continue the program meet the approval of all the citizens of of improvement next year. these United States, but I am resolved wad giving three cheers at our meetthat no man and no woman shall vote ing of charity workers. Spring Canyon. A blasrt in the for me In this campaign Ignorant of "Why, man, that was his contribuRains mine at this point Sunday enthe views I entertain on any public tion to the cause. tombed five miners whose fates are question. as yet unknown. Efforts of rescue "It Is my purpose frankly, fairly, Ladders and Ladders men were rendered dangerous by and candidly to lay before the people with the bobbed-of- f trees, dangerous gases. of this country the views and the Saleslady Let not this honest truth be shockand the program of the ing: Smithfield. Citizens of Smithfield principles and leave them. In The ladder leading to success Democratic party decided at a mass meeting held reIs not the "ladder In your stocking. the exercise of their judgment and commerce a chamber that of cently to make their choice when was needed in this city. The meet- discretion, A Perfect Explanation election day arrives. ing was called by the city council and In another he said: "I offer to the l'liyllls 1 can't understand why you representatives of all civic organiza- people of the United States, a govern- stayed outside so long with such tions and business and industrial in- ment of common and we in- wonderful dancer as Guy. terests were present and expressed sist that political .honesty Irene But he showed me some new parties cannot estheir wish that .an organization be cape responsibility for the things that steps and we sat on them. completed in the near future. they have done or permitted to be done. We shall call the attention of A Good Ruse Salt Lake City. The dinosaur car- the American people to the corruption Why do you borrow your neighbor's avan arrived safely at its destination that has attended the leasing of their mower? You have one. of youi lawn . the University of Utah, on Wednesnaval oil reserves, to the nialndmlnls-- own in the basement." day and terminated in an event never tratlon In the veterans bureau and 1 know, but borrowing his keeps before duplicated in the history of the shall Insist that the Republican party sun-uabout It from using every world. It was the most unique proshall answer before them for those him morning." to ever cession trail the western things. country. The caravan was made up Cause for Anger of 19 wagons laden with 60,000 lbs. A Hypothetical Cate Tom tried to kiss me First of dinosaur bones said to be about Policeman What do you think last nightFlapper The let him. I wouldnt and old. 25,000,000 years Many similar caused his death? make It Did him angry? Second Do trains have wended their way over d The Wife lie was a very He said sol be wished I should say the western plains, but never one man, perhaps he forgot to be bad called on you. frith such a cargo as this. breathe. on ht ll -- Mr.-Crab- 010 So. 5th West Fresh Cut Flowers at AH Times Hobdays Flower Shop Salt Lake A DEMAND A snapshot taken from tbe highest altitude at which any such photograph has ever been made Is now on exhibition at the War department In Washington. The picture Is of Dayton. Ohio, and was taken from 32,220 feet above It Applicants for Insurance Should sea level, which Is a little more than Use Swamp-Rosix miles. The temperature was 62J1 degrees below zero F., and special Judging from reports from druggists electric warming devices had to be who are constantly in direct touch with the public, there is one preparation that used for the camera. ht so-call- ed Record Snapshot has been very successful in. overcoming these conditions. The mild and healing ia influence of Dr. Kilmers Swamp-Roo- t soon realized. It stands the highest for its remarkable record of success. An examining physician for one of the prominent Life Insurance Companies, in an interview of the subject, made the astonishing statement that one reason why so many applicants for insurance are rejected is because kidney trouble ia so common to the American people, and the lsrge majority of those whose applications are declined do not even suspect that they have the disease. Dr. Kilmers Swamp-Roia on sale at all drug stores in bottles of two sizes, medium and large. However, if you wish first to test this great preparation,' send ten cents to Dr. Kilmer ft Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a ample bottle. When writing, be sure and mention this paper. Advertisement. ot Italian Aqueduct Longest in World Mercy sakes alive ! ejaculated Mrs. Johnson in the midst of her reading. A doctor says here In the paper that you can't keep healthy by bathing alone ! "Ilml responded Gap Johnson of IIow many people Rumpus Ridge. does he say ort to bathe together, and Kansas City Star. when and whur? Stomach Trouble, Rheumatism, Mai-Nutritio- n, Sleeplessness, Nervousness, Loss of Appetite, Loss of Weight, Torpid Liver or Constipation. -- Pencil Marks 45 Years Old Ask Anyone Who Has Taken TANLAC Tencll marks on a bcacli pole at OVER 4t MILUON BOTTLES Cape May, N. JM supposedly written SOLO eleJune 28, 1879, have weathered the ments without fading, according to Ter Sob Br AD GnI DnilMi Frank Dlginan there, who recently discovered the old pole when tearing down the tower of a beach bathhouse. The rains, sun and wind of 45 years Bicycles Advantage have hardly dimmed the writing, he When a man walks a mile he takes on an average 2.2G3 steps, but when says. he rides a bicycle with an average gear The best of all medicines are rest he covers a mile with an equivalent of and fasting. Franklin. only 627 steps. The Apulian aqueduct building In Italy will be, when completed, tbe longest In tbe world, though not of the greatest capacity. Several of the provinces which form the regions known as Apulia and Basilicata have suffered through the ages from lack of water; and their geographical position and geological formation are such that the only remedy lay in bringing water to them from the western side of the Apennines. A law providing for the construction of the aqueduct was enacted In 1902; and the work was begun In 1903 according to plans prepared by Italian engineers. The undertaking entailed the building of a main aqueduct about 140 miles long, of which over sixty miles had to be carried through the Apennines In tunnels. From the main aqueduct spreads a network of subsidiary branches having a total length of one thousand miles. This will carry water to five provinces and supply the needs of two and one-ha- lf million Air Compressed people. Magazine. 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