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Show f I PICKINGS. MISCELLANEOUS. OUR C. COLUMN. X. 3VE. PROVO CITY BUSINESS. :o:A person in Hardwick, inMo., displayed the following THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. scription on his fence: Nobuddy UTAH Provo Mercantile Institution hitch no hosses to this fens. A clergyman at Paris, Ky., IS NOW A FIRST CLASS STOCK OF i 'J2stopped his prayer to lead an unC3 Q ruly man out by the oar, and went on: As I was saying, O On and after September 10M, 1ST 4 , Lord. I uV I la Y T It AIN'S There is a wide difference and battle between battle-scarre- d seared veterans, although the latter generally claim all the honors IN LARGE VARIETIES, AT POSITIVELY LOW FIGURES FOR after a tight, What do you think is the best sire for n man? drawled a lazy foj, who was talking to his :o: Exercise, physician. sternly replied the doctor. IN ADDITION TO THE A ROVE WE HAVE LATELY OPENED A A lecturer on education Official Paper of Utah County. for others, solemnly said to an audience: Parents, you have WHERE WE GUARANTEE THE children; or, if you have not, your LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES. daughters may have. A Missouri paper says: PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS FROM TnE MINES ESYesterday we counted eleven PECIALLY, AND AS WE INTEND TO WORK UP SOLELY THE THE PEOPLES PAPER. fanners, whoe grass CLOTH MANUFACTURED AT TIIE PROVO WOOLEN FACand oats needed cutting, sitting TORY. WE CAN SAFELY WARRANT ALL GARMENTS on dry complaining F It hi hi 1C It O M Y. about hard times. AND SEND ORDERS IN YOUR SUSTAIN Hero iaan ingenious way of SOUTHERN Co-operat- ive RAILROAD. V-i- - S- -r 3VLEE.CH jiJETX)ISB, L. Fall and. Winter Goods, COCK a PARLOR STOVES, lried Jruit. Grain and ,'IHEU Z. C. 3VL X. MILLINERY STORE AN D LADIES EXCHANCE E. IONKjs NITtS. I,. -- TO CAU, ATTENTlnv 7 new Mock of from tli East, XJ"' conM,inf ,J! ti. les of lr I? rtrrlw-.- l latest t .sIiri( OFFD SPIN'G and SCMMKil HATS, FLOWERS. su Call U.f Examine. Frire the Time. 1 i- - -- TAILORING ESTABLISHMENT, BAKERY AND PROVISION rv !ef Jn- - cr-- !. STORE. s; ;..tl,ll PETER STUBBS, irv vor iEAi.rit lx ev er 1 s GROCERIES, ...o.rl TOBACCO, FANCY CANDIES. NUTS. vto S. ) ETC.' able-bodie- d good-.bo.xe- s HIIODD advertising a horso trot which will ho offensive to nobody: Two PnbllhM esery Tneaday, Thursday animals will contend Dr:iicr ' 8 IS' iS and Saturday, by the for local superiority on Monday Lehi 9 (IT, 75 !i 3 American Fork Its) next at the Agricultural Park. '2 00 UTAH COUNTY TIMES 5)33 Pleasant drove A rich hut parsimonious old Arrive at 10 15'. .2 Provo PRINTING AND PUBLISHING gentleman, on being taken to task for hi uneharitableuess, said: Not. 1 and S3 will be run Daily. C O NI D A X Y True, I dont give much, but if No. 3, 1, 3 and G will be run when how it hurts knew you only Dally, Huuduy excepted. and contains well-know- n 1 1 t HOME ENTERPRISE. JONES, SUPT. S. S. All kinds of the bent quality LI Q, At the old atand. Corner Wwt nd Centre Ktreetm I give anyhing, you wouldnt ! WOOL conAt an vention at Iowa, recently, some Superintendent. JAMES SHARP, Canfellow bawled at the door: Gen. Freight and Tlekat Agent. didates are requested to step down Then stairs a few minutes. everybody went down stairs except a deaf old fellow who wanted to run for Jailer. ix ooo Ajustiee of the peace in 0300 Cincinnati had become bo Imbued xooo with the rontine of his office that, OOOOOO dl c. z. I. concluding a marriage ceremony the other evening, he sub etituted for the regular formula, You will now Btand committed until fine and costs are paid. An angry teacher was whipping a pupil, and having prolonged the exercise far be yond the bounds of moderation the boy looked up calmly and Come, sir, you must be and tired; lets take a rest; w rested the whip from the teach- said: ers hand. sx. - . 5 I1- 51 1 5$ 5; EDITORIALS, West Branch OOOOOtXVX) oooooooo Interesting and Readable 000000 oooooo oonoo M I oooo ooo o o LOCALS, BRANCH, action for breach of promise of marriage, DUO VO the defendants counsel asked the plaintiff, Did ray client enter into a positive agreement to Keep constantly on band a large and Not exactly, Bhe veil selected stock of marry your he but courted me a replied, good deal, and he told my 6ister that he Intended to marry into GENERAL MERCHANDISE, Consisting In part of croAs-examini- SUBSCRIPTION RITES DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, One copy, one year ix month PAINTS, OILS, M MINERS SUPPLIES, ETC., " ETC. ETC., Delivered three one In the city, per week $6 00 3 00 1 50 75 30 kinds qf Marketable Ya SUBSCRIBE FOR IT 1ST Produce taken in exchange CST AU ADVERTISE IN IT :nml . t .pt. Cot h '!i or PIANOS! ORGANS!! jAM-Tt- MUSIC!! THE BEST AT THE LOWEST rr.HT WILL BE FOUND AT W. Renor-Tr-.i'- iu CRANTS c MUSICAL EMPORIUM AMERICAN FORK, U. ALL JEANS, KINDS T. OF INUSICIL NEW ST ORE! Dealers In i t City Po hex ton KEI RT 0 W. FRESHWJTER tv Vtilefr, iMa'eri CHJNDISE, TOTS, BOOKS, BC. WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DOESKINS, KERSEYS, TWEEDS, SATINETS, SHIVEYS, LINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, BLANKETS, SOI, .KTTFR N ' ; or. thniui; CLOTHING, Tor e;w! tlon ... GROCf.RIES, BOOTH, lrop let SHOES, TOBACCO CIGAR5. & CANDIES AND NOTIONS WHITE AND COLORED. &c., &c., A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE! vi-- 3VC03STET 25 cents per ll. will be paid for a trood .itiele in Clotli at Wholesale. YATHV 1 FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. &c. HeceiTeda Freah Hnppl'' Jnt of Goode which we will Sell Cheaper than Ever. ot Bring on your Wool; Patronize Home Manufacture, anc SAVE TDIE AND EXrE': enable us to supply the public with a superior article of cloth Tlie be.t varieties of Imported M. TANNER, Supt. and yarn. THEE B-A-HsT WAGON'S 5 3K r:f ? 3 :o:- Agent e, I Ac. Ac., Ac., r unity c ... i oi re a'w-o- l at reasonatde prlees. AN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS ALWAYS ON HANDTO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS, CITY the family. a witIn ness, a New York attorney asked, Were you not, on the night on which you say you were robbed, In stich a 6tate of vinous excite raentas to preclude the possibility of your comprehension of your situation with that accuracy and precision necessary to a delineation of the truth? A Kentucky farmer refused to look at a sample sewing machine, not long ago, as he alsowed wheat by hand. ways He Is related to the man who did not want a thrashing machine on his farm, for, said he, give me a harness tug or a barrel stave, and I can make ray family toe the mark accordin to the law and Scripter. The other day a minister offered prayer at the laying of a corner-stonA brisk, young re ur and said: bustled porter wish you would give me the manuscript of that prayer, never write out my prayers, reWell, said plied the preacher. the reporter. I couldnt hear a I wasnt pray word you said. to responded you, quickly ing the parson. A minister was once preaching about heaven, and to ahow the absurdity of 'Swedenborgs ideas, drew a graphic picture of the Swedcnborgian heaven, with its beautiful fields, fine horses, cows, and pretty women, when, in tho midst of his glowing description, one of tho sisters went into raptures, and exclaimed, glory, glory! This so disconcerted the preacher that he paused, when an elder caller! out to the shouter, Hold on, there, sister! you are shouting over the wrong heaven! iJT9 Well Selected WEST In a recent Carefully Prepared C. ii h Pi re Wine and I.lqunr hand for purpose and N. R. WOOL. OOOUOOO oooooooo ooooooooo CICARS AND TOBACCO Centre Street. lroro City. OF1 CORRESPONDENCE, or BRA.vas WINES, LIQUORS, 300,000 lbs. Mining and General GROCERIES, ADCiioicr iiittuuimjll TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, z In CLOTIHiVG, " The very latest o m ur.Ai.ER ! ! I1Y FERAMORZ LITTLE, ' anti-monopo- ly WOOL ! 'W ANTED For all Information concerning Freight or Passage, apply to wonder. g M. LIVINGSTON. . I O IR Kept constantly on hand. ' i U of for Utah County for the celebrated :o: SCIIUTTLER WAGONS, - AULT.MAN A COSSWF.ErSTAKE Tlie Times BUCKEYE KOPEKS AND REGI.H i ;U a.'.'rkf ,h J:X pi DAVID CLIJFF, JK IN0,1'' WOULD RESPECTFULLY nK of 1'rovo Hnn i inm ho U -- ,t BRADLEYS SULKY RAKES AND HARROWS, CLIPPER PLOWS, WHEELBARROWS, ETC., ETC., ETC. A full (supply always on hand JOB OFFICE. SA TISFA CT10X G ITA It A XTKKD. TTANDBILIKi DODGERS, LAREIS, RECEIPTS. CTTTCKS, TRANSFERS. DRAFTS, WARRANTS DEEDS. NOTICES, STOCK. RI.ANKS DUE-BILU- ROOKS. DENTS'. TRACTS TAGS, CTRCrTARS, Aceni. PLATN on IN homo-mad- e 1IU WALT Wholesale Thereby 'UKITUhI- C and Iletail, alng Viotli Time and M'"' FURNITURE MADE TO ORDER TURNING DOME. e.,dc. JAMES portcu anti NOTES. at lake city prices.-- prepare to fumMi TVInr entirely New ami Complete In all it appointment, ia prepared lo execute promptly all kinds of . , CARD. nul ; 1 -- MOW- ERS, MTSALT l ii ;V-r- THRESHERS, FURST -- ! COLORS ARE SOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS. AD PRICES DOWN TO MEET THE TIVD THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. latronixe No Wagon ever sold in Utah has given better Of all Home Indus17 COFFINS lie constantly on hand and Rt The n-- to order. half satisfaction in every respect. THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR, MARKET. Z. C. M. I. Eat Store, Agents, Provo City. marls fen Stan. Ware room and Workshop. Main Street ;8alerhCJn. East corner. r Co-o- 51 one-PP- t, t .j f |