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Show HIKINGS. our niSCELUNEOUS. A Yankee critic, apeak ng of a very tall actor, said, lies tall enough to act in two parts. It ia next to impossible for a modest Philadelphia girl to walk the streets after o'clock at yj-- I vu : night without having some fiend Oi and after September loth, of a man yell at her. utahIouthern I Z. O. coLunsn. THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. Provo RAILROAD. tl 1 Js7 school-teache- lzjl3. Goods, COOK 0' PARLOR STOVES, IN LARGE VARIETIES, AT POSITIVELY LOW FIGURES FOR sincl Train led Vo M.A. A. M. 0. THE PEOPLES PAPER. PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS FROM THE MINIS ESPECIALLY, AND AS WE INTEND TO WORK UP SORELY THE CLOTH MANCFA(vn RED AT TIIE PROVO WOOLEN FACTORY, WE CAN SAFELY WARRANT ALL GARMENT'S .I - FRKE - - COUNTY CO M P TIMES JONES, 11V FERAMORZ LITTLE, Superintendent. JAMES SHARP, Cen. Freight and Ticket Agent, ill Z. X. The very latest C. o Oie Mining and General no ooo z 300,000 lbs. TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, 3VC. c fMNM) Mnno OOOOOO CO R R E S I wool ON D ENCE, (MVXMIOO rwooon ooooooooo ijJJ llrnttch. EDITORIALS, ;Jji La OTNMXMMM) (NMMMMNI Interesting and Readable UOOOOti I 4MMMK3 M LOCALS, (MM) no o BRANCH, PROVO CITY. M ISCELLAN Keeps constantly on hand a large anil well .elected slock of Ac., EOUS ITEMS, Ac. Ac., Ih-e- tio 1 5it AVliolos:ilo. I La I git thar! flow much is your stick inquired a boy of a can-id- y dealer. Six sticks for five cents. Sit sticks for five cents, eh? Now, lemme see. Six sticks for five cents, five for four cents, four for three cents, three for two cents, two for ono cent, one for nothin. Ill take ono. And he walked out, leaving the candy-ma- n in a 6tate of bewilderment A lady and her eight-yea- r old, daughter were among the passengers on a street car recently and presently the little miss ob- served a man pull out his handkerchief, flourish It around and then wipe his nose. The child leaned over to her mother and whispered: Mamma, thilt gentleman is trying to flirt with me.but I shall give him the handkerchief .(Signal that I distrust his motives! - candy? and tvthoAUIt only FIRST UI.ASS an- - A' : 1'IAXO sold at $400, PACIFIC COAST ACENCY FOR THE UNEQUALLED BLANKETS, YARY . city. FU I. I. u X T 1C A. AN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS ALWAYS ON IIAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF . An. adroit thief who abstracted an ostentatiously dis- tdr All kinds qf Marketable TBa SUBSCRIBE FOR IT ! played check for a thousand dolProduce taken in exchange" 3 lars from the gifts of a Chicago ADVERTISE IN IT wedding tho other day, only to k: find that tho mans balance in the bank was just four dollars and five cents thinks there is no Agent for Utah County for the celebrated :o: chanco Tor honest industry in that SCIIUTTLER AGRAFFE XltlCDLE scarecrow. A popular clergyman says GENERAL MERCHANDISE, it is interesting to observe how Consisting In part of many people go to tho circus SUBSCRIPTION RATES and to tho children, just pleaseto somenotice that DRY GOODS, very curious times it takes several GROCE KIRS, men and motherly women to One copy, one rear f6 00 look after one little boy or girl on six months 3 00 TAINTS, OILS, . such an occasion. throe WHITE AND -' MIXERS SUPPLIES, ' ; " 73 one ... , A Lafayette(lndiana) man. COLORED. 20 Just as he was approaching the ETC. Delivered in the city, per week KTC., ETC., &c., & c., &c. shining shore, took his wifes hand and said: Susan, youve Bring on your Wool; Patronize Home Manufacture, and been a good wife! Weve lived toenable us to supply the public with a superior article of cloth years, and I gether thirty-tw- o never found a button off my shirt! FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. and yam. A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE! Ill speak a gootl word for you as All orders for Goods, should he addressed to, soon ns ed Iajtt t bulo They are nil made of tho best material 3 OCTAVE, ure 7 JEANS, DOESKINS, KEltSEYS, TWEEDS, SATINETS, CHEVIOTS, LINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, T,JSrSSB Well Selected WEST Acknowledg'd by XlusiciaiiS to bo tho Priced Instruments over offered for on this Coast. cents pc' 11. will lo p:iicl for it "ood 5iitilo in Olotli Carefully Prepared OOOt KKWMKi ner. able-bodi- Tun W ANTED and contain For all Information concerning Freight or I'UHnajje, apply to or MANtr actu iiEu WOOL ! ! WOOL! NY .V chandisk. Orders from tLo Interior promptly filled. FROM SHOD DA'. S. S. PRINTING AND PUBLISHING 1 MUSICAL D HOME EHTEBPBISE. SUPT. ry Tuemlay, Thnratlay UTAH A N JJTJvK SEND TN YOUR ORDERS AND SUSTAIN and Nalnrilay, by the s A big brother brought to shame. Ills sister had a beau who was obnoxious to him. One dark night on the steps she seemed to be affectionately kissing this beau good night. The brother crept up softly and kicked hard, and down fell un elaborate Musical Instruments, LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES. Iliblislic 1 WHOLL3.U.L ASK UIT.U1. imalXKS IN o V. No.. 1 mid 12 will Do run Daily. Non. II, , f urul will bo run Dnily, Himdny. rireiited. A TAILORING ESTABLISHMENT, SHEET MUSIC, WII ERE WE GUARANTEE THE Paper of Utah County. Official Ing-pan- has been Cor. Kearny and Sutter Sts. SAN FRANCISCO, e, well-know- SHERMAN & HYDE, lii(l UVuit. IN ADDITION To THE AP.OVE WE HAVE LATELY OPENED r, between tho whacks. Is that gentleman the first violin? asked an individual of Spicer at a late rehearsal, n to a dealer pointing In musical instruments who was mingling with the orchestra. he No, said the paragrapher, is only a violin seller. ' Kitty, wheres the fry ? Johnnys got it cart ing mud and clam shells up the alley, with the cat fora horse. The dear little fellow, what a hell make; but go and get L Were going to have company, and must fry some fish for din- Institution, Winter IFxll fifty-seve- Yquvo sowed the wind, and now you reap the whirlwind, as he said the brought Tiis cane down in a hurry on the back of a rebellious lo.v. Yes, and its a regular hurry-cantoo, sob!ed the youngster, TRADE. XXBXCXXAXsTDISE, 1, There is this difference in ic. Mercantile ve SAN FRANCISCO :o: IS NOW OFFERING A FIRST CLASS STOCK OF1 the life of James Watt and the legend of tho pillar of salt: Ono is the story or Watts life and the other is the story of Lots wife. A widow was weeping bitfor the loss of her husband, terly and a friend tried to console her. NoKno, said, she: let me have my cry out, and then I slfunt care anything more about it. A woman at Oneida, N. Y., stepped on a rat with her bare foot, ana was so frightened that she went into spasms, and afterward confessed to her husband that she was about to elope witli ono Bill Stevens. ...... Louise .Kellogg fastens her garters with $.VX) clasps. Anna Dickinson "snaps a pair of amethysts round her little calves, and the widow of Captain Jack ties up her army, socks with a pair of Hhacknassy Jims old suspenders. On a breach of promise trial in Now Hampshire the lover was shown to have written a letn ter containing pages of note paper to his ducinea, and the jury acquitted him on the ground that he wus either insane or idiot- Co-operati- X. TLX. JAMES DUNN, Supt. ! THE BAZ35T W.A.G-OUST- S Those Snperb Inetrummt hve whirred rarrmi unpuxlleUid in the history of Menufaeture. They are remarkable for Great Volume, Pur.ty and Sweetness of Tone, and Durability. THE CELEBRATED WAGONS, AULTMAN & COSSWEErsTAKE The Times THRESHERS, BUCKEYE REAPERS AND MOW- V ERS, FURST A BRADLEYS SULKY RAKRi AND CLirrER PLOWS, JOB OFFICE. HARROWS, Being entirely New ami Complete In all Its appointments, ts prepared to execute promptly all kinds of WHEELBARROWS, ETC., ETC., ETC. A full supply always on hand -- NOTFS, at SALT LAKE CITY PRICES.-- w It AVDBIU. DODGERS, C1IFCKS, I.ABFT-S- , KFPFIPTS. TRANSFERS. TRAFTS, WARRANTS NOTICES, DUF.-BIt.I.- DEI- SATISFACTION GUARANTEED. let. BLANKS TRACTS TAOS, CIRCULARS, e., Ac. STOCK. CARDS. BOOKS. nonr.RT C. KIRKWOOD. I Agent. FLAIN OR IN COLOR? In the nrarltd Over 38,000 now ia The Moat Desirable Instrument fw ehnrch and parlor. ARE SOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS. THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. SHERMAU & HYDE GEXERAL AGEXTS, SAM rBAXClsCO. No Wagon ever sold in Utah has given better HEAR THEM! satisfaction in every respect. TRY THEM!! THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET. Z. C. M. I. Store. 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