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Show - ' y- THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. AND TUESDAY, t! SATURDAY, TIMES COINTT I'TUt llY THE Ti;i;ys Tlirv Months One Month -- I Governor Chief Jmtice... JIOOAM!IF. An I rraltnl ft v 1 . 1 I". S. Vtlor iV 8 u wyor len'-ra- l iti.Pa. TnM Moneys. J.B. tv W. licit PoCenger !,sh I OTp. L F Ta.a rt, i 1. ss(,r frolic. O-at- re . ! j Go. rmi.'i-e- . j 1 I'nnnen Q. ; snp-rsitio- W. l.iiicrson I. I H-b- , TEH WTO RIAL OKITOTA - o. lo 1 v,ernM'.i!cl Snow D. T. McAllister Marslial Wm. i 'laytnn A a liter Tames Jack Tri'.,'r,r t. II. IF.cjts, Sup!. Common School .racy ( icnerai pre-cnc- ( I I V l.uiehct ouIr.eV' ; Amt I Inn w al kill on ili'iiinri'i.i . It, it stM.n pio.l, mv moon UTAH COUNTY' nFFP'IMIS. 'I in old round oo.l tin- lew on.'t , 'Would lc pe fulfilled .'bide ....Warren N. Puvnlierrv I Probate .In. I ;e Vvnm Tmner Sp.te fU'fv elia no., a tun- om ? f Tbos .T.MeCi'llnnrn What would lie avl -- I asked-!- , er s.s selectmen. I 1 mnthan S. Tajc. And loot; hi r hand lo hold tier; .... I,. John Nuttall R O'der M t III- - lin.on Ah, (. C.' S fVtny ,lie,l Sle-lfs hou Is v r my ...Henry C. I to", m 1. H. Milm r Pr.senting A! torn-lotin It. MM n er S.iiv yor Sol NhijilfjS roaMlacc. i 'nnniT Mtiert Jones A e u Ii;.t 1 Bi.-ul- Uio'-ght- -- to-i- o T -r. rvmfy . John Nut'all T j A good many ycara ago, when publishing newspapers in Mii-h- Henry A. Dixon Assessor and Collector lames K. Daniels SupF Comm n Schools, W. II. Dusenberrv' ... .. i W .18 l 80Tt brigandish if bllai- - a man known as Sol was employed on :t Shipley journal in Eaton county, lie had jjust come from the East, and was Abraham o. Smoot in inortal terror of wolves, hears the other v.ild animals alKundin;r in the swamps and lie', j forests. Illiam A. Fole. John 15. Mtlner, James W'. lioveless Recorded i. John Mutran TIenrv A. Dixon Treasurer Marshal Henry C. no-e- ra Tohn 15. Milner City Attornev Assessor and Collector.... James F. Daniels Charles I). lillr Sitprvior A. O. Cnvrnover Chlefof Police Robert T. Thomnzi Wiitermvster Joslnh T. Arrow-smitCity Pflundkeeper 1 Daniel Graves Seiton Councilors- - h POSTAL AFFAIRS. RATE OF DOMESTIC POSTAGE. Letter. Is ' (The standard oz. avoirdupois-- . rate weight Smcle rate letter !ns;I? throughout the United States For each additional M oz. or tion Drop letters, single rate Newspapers. ... .1 cents frac- " 1 (The standard rate Is avoirdupois). seven times a week, Daily, . .. .. gix 35 30 ct. .. 4 or.. per guar. . 15 10 Semi-weekl- 5 Weekly Monthly 3 (The standard oz. avoirdupois!. Periomcaia Is 4 Semi-month- single rate ets. perquur. ly Monthly.... ;5 1 Quarterly The maximum weight of any pneknge of printed or miscellaneous matter Is 4 tb avoirdupois. pDpor hatl a hii; ihiw which took ;URItRt liking to bliiple. One FVeni- n- the old man started to pro rUt U !l farmer S, tllxli t a lin e from tn'VIb 'vh,(n t,u'rt' 'Vi.S t0,,,C a krrand lloC-d- o Wil, arid the loke HneilkfU Utter him, skulk llljealoil': KoltI that Old Sol.didll t see 5HI11 Until clear of till! village, TllCU happening to tliril around he found ihe dog at his heels, and he made a clean jd mp of ten feet, lelieving that a wolf was with him. The dog gave a yelp and made after him, and Shipley flew down the road like a rabbit going fora hollow log. The dog kept close to him, thinking it was all in fun, and the printer's yells were plainly heard half a mile away. Nearing the house, he thought the wolf was gaining on him, and he turned aside ami began circling around a log barn and yelling with all his might. The folks came running down the road, but they saw what was up, and they stood back and yelled for Shipley to put In his best licks until they could get a gun. And they stood there and counted until he had made the circuit of the house thirty-liv- e times. At the last he found bis legs failing, and he would yell out ns ho came around: Oh, Lor cithegun giterquiek give ye fiftydoliar! The race came near. using him up. When he stopped he had but one IxHit on and was hare headed, and no one could ever find the missing articles. Detroit Free Frets. ' j j Aa on Letter mny beretd-tem- ! payment of r fcevir fifteen cents, but thegovernment takes no responsibility safe carriage or compensation in case of loss. Re? in? mt ion: f.- ;.Ioney OriWs: All prlneipnl post offices now receive small sums of money and Issue drafts for the same upon other post offices, subject to ths following chor-w- s and regulations: not esceedlne $30 and not exceeding and not exceeding and not exceeding Oi orders 10 OW 15 " 20 " $1 0r$I Ow-rl-l 10...- J50.- -- cents 25 RATES OF FOREIGN. POSTAGE. Tie standard single rate to Great Rritain half an onnee avoirdupois; letters, six cents papers, two cents. Standard rate to Franeo is 15 trrammes or or.; letters, ten cents; pa per, two cent. er j ed the attention of the entire congregation, and fairly horritied our hero ly drawing forth a shirt with a stunningly clean front, several pairs of s. eks and oilier things licit go to complete a fashionable young mans wardn ln'. This was too much for him, and he immediately arose and beckoning the persistent laundry clerk out. lie l hen and there exhausted both t lie English and Osage vocabulary of epithet-- , after which lie look charge of the clothes and told the dusky warrior to go his way. lrof.ine language is prohibited at the Agency, hut it is said that Jim nnul good use of all the emphatic religious adjectives that came within his grasp. Coll'ee-vil(Kaiisa-- ) Cvurin li UTv(i s 3C0T?k TY TtM P Job PIEstaWhyenf.' NEW PRESSES AND MATERIAL. ITuvInii recently milled to our already we are now to do nil kinds of Job Printing with editors Misfortune. A few days ngo a journalist enme Detroit on business, and in some way was induced to leave the straight and narrow path and take more liquor than he could carry. lie fell among bad people and was roblwrl of his all, and was found in an all y next morning by a jxJ iceman. As he was roused up he looked around him, got his bearings, and started olf. Here, where are yon going? shouted the officer. Home, shouted tiie editor, as he halted. Hut you havent a cent in your pocket. Youd letter go round to some of your friends and raise something. Friends bo hanged! replied the editor. Itsonly sixty miles, good going, and three days before mv pajtr comes out. And he started ofTnta pace in which made the little clouds and float over the fences. Detroit Frre Fret. up s named Nicholas, who lives at ltoeky Ioint and sells h about the bay. As the priest was riding bv tin house of one old Neoteii lady on the day of his departure, the old dame saw nothing hut bis oiled clothes, and mistook bis Auld Nick. Reverence for floonders, gudemon? llayoony she inquired. The priest tarted in agony. No, my good woman, I have no fl'li of any description. Gangawa then, out o me sight, for an mild hoombnog, said the Janie; ye ha sold a yer fush at tin fool; house and kh ye may gang iloon t Empire and spert His Rethe siller for whuky. verence tells the joke on himelf. li-- -- very The Cincinnati Enquirer says; A young man w ith a hungry look ami cud.rverous appearance yesterday entered our sanctum, and said he bad written a poem indicative of the season of the year, and particularly applicable to tint state of tlu weather as it then existed. He begged leave to read it. Wc and be lcgan: as-ent- ed Oh, llir Mum ! tho l".uitlfii! mikw! At this point we took him by the ear, led him dqwn into the furnace room, and, opening the door under the boilers so that be could get a dear view within, we slowly read to him the Enquirer's account of the recent murder. IJy the time we were through with our recitation he was prefectly weakened and confessed that the poem wus not original with him. reBrandy Kilos Fisir.1 Thebran- fuse slops from tin g Mll-lIo- 1 wont cost anything to look at it.ewn if you dont luiy. I should it. SALT V li I) CITY like to have you read some portions of it and see what it is. GENERAL NEWSDEALERS AND The accommodating broker took the volume, and, glancing at the STATIONERS. commenced the perusal of the introduction. This liuished, at the tir't chapter, and he read carefully and leisurely along. It was. about It oclock when he lommenced, and an hour passed A"in:s for he Snn FranrlMio silently away. Then the lawk agent began to exhibit signs of nervousness, which were apparCHRONICLE AND CALL. ently unnoted by the broker, for be never raised bis eyes from the volume, but read steadily on. Eleven oclock came, and the uly began to walk rather smartly about the room.glaneingoeeasion-ailout of the w iudows. At noon Will kind of Eastern find Wes-.- i Ihe broker was still reading, and r p:i jn'i h rr1 or twelve months the agent worea decidedly troun recipt of uhseilpilon price. uu22 bled countenance. A few minutes before oclock the broker laid donned the Ixok down, his overcoat and bat, and remark- TAYLOR CUTLER, ed blandly, That is a very good look. I am sorry that I cannot SALT LAKE CITY, read more of it, but I am obliged to go to dinner. If you will call Have Just received a lot of tjtis afternoon. I will road some New York Times. I lore of it. title-pag- e, I i y iii-i- ! i Im-- 1 lei-un-- ly TXTEJl W DIRECTORY LEA01N8 MERCANTILE AND OTHER THROUGHINSTITUTIONS OUT UTAH COUNTY: T- DRY GOODS auothercross sore-eye- d another and eyed, The lips of one person are very ; noar-sighti'd- ultiunl Implements and Machineiy. Al--i li Agents for the li.iln Waron. S. S. JO AAA, vprrintendent. West Rrnneli Provo liisaiulli.il. tH'Hleni In General Mer-rinti- le Merchandise, Agricultural Implements and Agent for the 8chutt)er HullERTC. KIRKWOOD, tiupt. Wagon. ' PruVo ManufaeliJittnr Puinpnay. Mali ulactim-of. eerv nrleiy of Woolen Goods. J .4 1 A.S' I ) ( ".YY, Rvyrrintniitmt. Meat Miwket. Provo SAM VI. I. II Alt ).YG, SvjcrintnHimt. Mercantile In8pringvillc stitution. IF. ISM 1 J. 1,1.1., Sujrrintrnrlrnt. Urancli Ktoie Hprlngvlllv Mcuuntlli' IlINlilUUOII. J. V. ROYER, Supcrtntnultn. l Fork? rrvrpemttre'-MeTrsntlSpanish Institution. J AML'S MILLER, 6ujS. Mercantile InstituKalem ASDREW E.XRARUlf, tnrpt. tion. Mercantile InstituPuyson MW. l))VGLASS,Sv)4. tion. MerBranch Store 1H) sou J. S. i'AUE, Suj4. cantile Institution. Mercantile Kantniiuin Mai-hlner- -- ELI OLE.XsJI A IP, iS'iiyJ. Goshen CoHjjverntlve Mercantile InstituH.V. PRICE, Su)4. tion. Plen-nn- l Mercantile Grove I'. M. PEEPS, Su)4. Institution. Mercantile American Fork JOII.X Il.XPLEy, Suj4. Institution. 7.. V. M. . Union Exchange. DAVID EVA.XS, Co Ihl operative Mercantile Instllu-- t Ia-Ii- THOMAS CUTLER, Ion . th Alpine T. R. M. Su4. Mcrcnntlle Institu-i.n- . J. McCVI.LOl'OJl. Aipf. ROGERS, M. D. PHYSICIAN AND SURCEON, Provo Citj, 1'- - T. Omni, Garvlcners and Mechanic Ex rbniiKe, Centre Street, where he k )' no2M JOHN RIGGS, M. D., and NOTIONS; p f Hie Is Trovu Mercantile Institution. Dealers In General Merchandise, druus of all kinds. Very few men are trell lain ired ; mo-- t men are jnrutinr. One has a crooked nose; another, a snub nose; still nose; another a turn-uor nose, a ugly leefy another, Also a full stork of GROCERIES PHYSICIAN AND SURCEON. Special attention given to Cancers. Offlea at residence, 4th Wert Street, and one block south of Jiter Ktubhs Irt)vllon . Jn20 More, on Centre StriM-t- ITovo City. JAMES C LED HILL, FOK thin and colorless; of another, very thick and coarse. Again, 2G 6 A we find the body ofone to Ik1 poorly made up a narrow chest, small They will sell wholesale or 2 as low, (j lungs, weak stomach, a poor apIf not lower than any other house In bad bad with digestion petite, town, and respectfully Invite tnelr breath, a tendency to dyspepsia, friends from the South to call o ci Id bands and feet, feeble muscbefore purchasing elsewhere. les-, and a .sleepless, cross, irritBent Rolfson and A. W. Wlnborg will ho able state of mind. Another is so pleased lo msj their Scandinavian friends, apll-lphysically inert,, sluggish, and CRAININC TO THE TRADE. lymphatic that hi is in constant from of death ajoplexy. danger Orders from the Si'ttlenients will rceelv One is jaundiced, nguoy, feverish prompt attention. DESERET east of Meeting or out of sorts in some other way. Resilience four hlin-kod House, Provo City. (.'an any one thus organized and afflicted claim to le found either in judgment or in morals? Are not BANK. H. MOORE, such persons necessarily peevish, Are fretful, and of tiiey whole? Withes to inform his frfenda and tha CHRISTMAS. iff y t NATIONAL J. TINNER, ? Tltr Early Cird Gels Ihe Worm. public generally, that he has opened a SSfilt T Lake City, I N G H OP kinds f And lsprepared to manufacture all know him hes Thats a cock robin, and every morning at early dawn he may lie seen on the wing- Hes an able patron of the worm, and takes a half-pin- t so wo of lln-- are at rcsnonnbk rate. Shop comer of Centre and Main ' streets, no21 Provo City. . w n. Hoexcso 200,000 P Licsnvor.R. PA I D C I FA PITA L every morning la fore break fa- -t AUTHORIZED CAPITAL $l,OoO,OJO LIESINGER & HORHUNG, and repeats the dose many times as soon As the (SUCCESSORS TO ULBF.L A CO.) through day. warm weather returns and snakes WM. n. HOOTER, I resilient, propri CToita or Tn are out it is expected liell get II. S. FI.DKF.I i BRIGHAM YOUNG, PROYO BREWERY, snakes, too," it takes so many WILLIAM Directors. JENNINGS, worms to do him. they dont fill JOHN SHARP, Won lt respectfully announce tothe public that they re paying the highest market F. LITTLE, up like snakes! Young man, go L. J 8. HILLS, Cashier, rash price for a good quality of BAULKY. for the worm, itsafreecountry! AH kinds of grain taken lh exchange otr cut to fbr beer. BREWERY situated at the foot No irun has a right of the Dugway, near Provo River bridge. your supplies from the worm a au22 fountain! but if those should fail, snakes are sure to come to your Deal in Gold Dust, Coin, Exchange, relief; so you need Is in no fear for want of reptiles if you only land Warrants, College Scrip, &c. acquire tl habit of rising early and going for the ieorin H K.VIee-lTcitt- ., I ) Johnston dy distillery are discharged into aditch on the south west corner of that establishment, and run over the plains forquiteadistance, where they empty into the city gravel pits, a large and deep excavation made by the removal of gravel. These pits have until lately lecn well filled with live fl'li, and small Isiys have visited thcr for angling. But this sport apat an end, as the fish pears to are nil ding. The cause is attributed to the fusel oil from the distillery. .Vansrilte A pprat. m nil. BUSINESS young lady, ein:i"ing for a popular joiin h. sin. 1. 1:, Itolll KT book, stepped into the cilice of a THOMAS I I.FMIMJ. real estate broker in Springlield, M;i'., recently, and, finding the broker apparently at leisure, asked him to look at her book'. MILLER & CO. The gentleman politely informed her ttynt it would only be a waste of time, :h lie could not pun base ol'lUSITK THE THEATRE, it. lli, neVermind tlirif," ejaculated the vivacious young woman; prepo-ses-in- fault-finding- .llflliitg Him Dour. nentnes nnd disputehit reasonable prices. re- - Prompt attention given to orders by SSLT LAKE CITY BUSINESS. Wltolr Man. ILiy (Oregon! jVi ws telD this story: A certain clinical gentleman went down from ltose-bur- g to Neujiort. When about to leave there it raiiud cry hard, .so Mr. Flanagan loaned him a suit of oil clothes. Now it happens there is an old lidierman The-Loo- NO. Cl. isyi. ed pre-pnr- OF THE A Gaa? Av.a Noo. The proprietor of the to . nn m, Willing to Oblige. - nollis'cr.Cal. I. l.oiiil District. ju hi L23 tnir.ifly Int rrupiion. Tim boys tell u one on Jim Iarndo!i..r of the A,riH'y. It sei Mils l.e had sent bis washing to a full bloi.d ( is.ie ipiaw, who was io have it done and bring it home on Saturday night, l'h'e failed to fulfill the contract,' sijuaw however, and on Sunday Jim had hi g to church with the same suit he wane during the week. In the meantime lie had sent I luri'.cil a In .a anil bnile hr look word to aids washerwoman to We v.cic nobring them shirts.' J le had just WcjnUc.l about lha! slun!!i book, got eomlortaiily seated in the F.riy P t biit, ml sk icv ms ,us elmreh, ami the grave minister We.iok.l; but.ob! (lioucht wit!, woe. had opened up in thunder tones ' lie Bright bait lures me only. in sinners generally, when in .'.ml like tlie reel ;s (loomi d to no a big O'.ige Indian, with stepped Ami leave l.ietlaik Mini lon. ls, a package under his blanket, who n lmri.-nvon Fast earth is strew n began making all kinds f uninWith In .lo n moons," lobl bet; to onr friend. Jim ltaeb tmre a In lybt l.i.p'1, to.', moon. telligible signs to no notice of his take appeared ' Yfhen over my right shoulder. e, however, until Ly the Alas! lo t.'U't in aeii civ gl.t, audible whispers and fra n tie gesman ticulations the Indian bad attractsuety, I F. ii t.. Saturday, deckmbkk ! Assooiatot V provo orrv. u. i 8 Bp,i!t 5 Til.' L:iN Inns liar I. i.ur 'ir! in" j' TIi.' .1..; r, .l r day mi r; Tilt' Mi'i was 1. nr la v..n I the u. si V. c a kc li n y u lie c I. 1. i l r. for. Oi.r wor.ls were i:a ; l.ol Mnm lit a .Day Wo ls, Oreimi loorijo The par! k. p' r l r t ' Ini; A. Block, Utah Til col.!, o 11 vv :t it mini to si; ; ...las. B. McKean. N. Y. Tl.c sans arc nlvv ays sfcnnr n Kmcr-o( H. P'lMip I a, k wil Ii loti .1" .iacoh S. llnrem in Then "azli-.t p yrt v lioMi r; At once my M . Mu iwvcll. Geo, the m.H-Win. f'Rrv, 1)1. For, bright anti new. iu-- t over my slimn.li r. N ML an Kimball r. s. officers 1". iw rr ii jm'jHtj era VOL I, DIRECTORY. OFFICIAL 1st u OF .SUBSCRIPTION: I. Fieri; mm ,9 extensile JOB OFFICE, 11.10 K i KJ Ono Your r wr PIFM'IM, Sis Mo'Hlis M ifiaw i' COMPANY. AND - Muig f 0! priu.i.snKii kvi:i;v THURSDAY B s ..,v -- Ccyi v' runmimiain.i m A Sacramento lawyer remarked It is my candid opinion. Judge, you are an old The Judge allowed his f.iol. to the Court: Collections made and prom plly remitted . g eye to fall upon the lawyer a brief moment, then y with suppressed FOREIGN in a voice Its toy candid emotion, said: opinion that you are fined $100. mildly-beamin- hu-k- EXCHANGE FOR SALE. What would you lx, dearest, if I should press the stampof love lips? ISTEREST PAID OS upon those sealing-wae x I. rc-pond- creature, the fairy-lik- should lie stationery! DEPOSITS. ' 0 One Dollar per annum. Each Issue con tain valuable reading, aitd ever SI WORTH A. I VI SOS anl or HEW UOSIC. Send your address with ft, in postage stamp or currency, to CKCHMAN L HYDC, av r. scisw v |