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Show PICKINGS. mSCELLMEOUS. C. OUR COLUMN. X. UMV SAN FRANCISCO TRADE. :o:- am afriid you willcmnc an old lady to a I have nmio young gentleman. to want alroadv, wax the reply. 1 want your daughter. ...... Studying from the egg iH the favorite methodat Aga-i-iwlutol at Jenikfse. Why, the boys in our day ued to do that, and they nicked em dry, too! tfuilp says that while domestic broil.' may not always Is; yet when he is in trouble he always goes to his wife for consolation and gets it. He says that only a woman can hem the ragged edge of anxiety. A young man has been arrested in New York for J'Vping in a standing position. lie would stand on tbu street for hours at a stretch, with his eyes closed, and not move a muscle. It is hereditary. His Hither was a policeman. As a rjver loot was load- .. i ng at I at Crosse a large grey male refuns to go on (ward. The mat Twist sung out to a deck hand, Ids tail and hell come. Like Casabianca, that deck hand oley-e- d orders, and, like Casablanca, 1 to want, UTAH SOUTHERN THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. RAILROAD. ' V. M Vr. y A , ... - VS J .... Vi It remained MERCHANDISE, STOVES, SHERMAN & (jlpaiii :mi S)ri(l Wruit. ' HYDE, Cor. Kearny and Suiter Sis, SAN FRANCRCO, AROYL WE HAVE LATELY OPENED A Tin: IN ADDITION 111 WHOLt.A LK AM JlEtAII. DCALkES Is TAILORING ESTABLISHMENT, SHEET MUSIC, WHERE WE GUARANTEE TIIE - Musical Instruments, LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES. - and PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS FROM TIIE MINES ESPECIALLY, AND AS WE INTEND TO WORK IT SORELY TIIE WOiLIa'- - FAO-- -' CI.OTII M.VXI.FAl'TIkKIi - AT THE PKiA-IV- . SAFELY WARRANT ALL GARMENTS TORY, Mi: MUSIC A L MER CHA MUSE. Outers from the AIM. -- can It I- - 10 1U or tul MAscrACirtu:. S II O 1 1) Y. L SEND IN YOUR ORDERS AND SUSTAIN TarwbT, Tbandnf itbUlfrotary EUTEBPRXSE. : SrjONES, .HOME UTAH TIMES COUNTY PRINTING AND PUBLISHING C O SI I ,Y X Y WOOL ! ! WOO L ! and contains -- . SUPT. and Saturday, by the. ANTED 7V II Y The very latest Lj- I TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, I. O. - 300,000 lbs. Mining and General o ood vmo c gutter. : 3 1 ! Carefully Prepared ;33Sz.c.r.f.s?;ec 1 1 1 ! 11 5 ;j; 1 Cranri. i x ! EDITORIALS, Uj9 .: ' tyvyvwooo tKXVWK0 Interesting and Readable (VKkXlOO ItOOOOO LOCALS I 00XK) oooo ooo o Well Selected MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS PROVO CITY. stor. aIt., Conjiitlng in part of Ac. Ac., SlBSCEiniOX ; In one of tho town3 of DKY GOODS, Caledonia county, Vermont, ush for GROCERIES, young man was about starting the freemens meeting, his grandPAINTS, OILS, mother, ft very old lady, said to him: Now be sure and vote MINERS SCPFLIES, Why? against Judge Poland. ETC. ETC., ETC., I think said the gentleman. Is a Poland good very Judge man. Well, said the old lady, he may be, but they do say that ho mndo that awful gag law; - and FAMILY TRADE A' SPECIALTY, I suppose It Is the crudest way of putting any one to death that was ever invented. ...... A 3oung bachelor, who iT Jtl L inds qf Marketable XC3 had been appointed sheriff, was t t U I L A It It A X T !: II : AV and are the only FIIl.sT Cl. ASS eonts pop ll. lo paid lor ji ood artiolo j in Olotli at Miolcsalo. Y Il N Mild at $400, JEANS, DOESKINS, KERSEYS, TWEED?, SATINETS, Sill YE YS, LINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, BLANKETS, 00 " HI f. fhrre I one 75 the city, perxteek... FOR THE UNEQUALLED YA "V WHITE AND C0I.011ED. 1 &c. &c., Bring on your Wool; Patronize Home Manufacture, and PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE! enable us to supply the public with a superior article of cloth subscribe FOR IT Ih.thI Thpeo Superb IntniTnrnt hre -t nnparalli led la the InsUiry of piiii vtiU.nttfioture. for Orr.t VolnnH1, 1urT Thiy re and Swettni of Tone, aud Iiurab:ht . M. TAxsNER, Supt. and yarn. ! called upon to serve an attach- ttirrroduce taken in esehamjc(i.X ADVERTISE IN IT ! ment ngaind a beautiful widow. called He accordingly :o:- upon her, and said, Madam. I nave an attachment for you. The widow AilenU f.r Utah County for the celebrated :o:blushed, and said that his attachYou SCIIUTTLER WAGONS, ment was reciprocated. dont understand me; you must AULT.MAN A UO'SSWEElSTAKi; court. I know it la firoceed to I but sir; prefer you to THRESHERS, The Times Mrs. P , do the courting. MOWBUCKEYE REAPERS AND this Is no time for trifling; the The justice! ERS, Justice Is waiting. Why, I prefer the parsou! , FURST A BRADLEIS SULKY ...... Apropos of the Tynd.dl- Parwin tneoriceomes in one of RAKES AND (UPPER PLOWS, Heimr Intirrl New and Cnmrlfle in U General Rehencks latest stories HARROWS, IV 1 EE LB A R ROWS, its prepared to execute aptHiuitmerts. Brita of wife to he the told that promptly all kind of ish Cabinet officer who assured ETC., ETC., ETC. COAST ACENCY PACIFIC . SO (fcc., A F TRKRLK Avill RATES One enpr, one year " mx months in They :irc all mnde ol the b"-- ma' r are 7 3 OCTAE, AGltAFFK AX EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS ALWAYS OX HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF oo WEST BRANCH, mV-o- WOOL. gvxvx o l OCXKXMHV OOOOOOOOO by MusU'laus to bo thr IVd Cnecd Instrument ever ofl red for this Cook . Aclmo-wWpr.- OF CORRESPONDENCE, per fingers when young gentlemen are expected to call, ami large and when they naturally ask the Keep contant!y nu hand cause they blushingly remark, I well iielected stock of burnt them broiling the steak this The result is that morning. several young gentlemen have GENERAL MERCHANDISE. burned their fingers in believing the S STOCK OF ITKST CL VARliriiliS, AT POSITIVELY I.oW FIG LUES FOR l' It fur a Wash- A country paper engaged a reporter to travel nnd send by wire all Important news. Tbo reporter was a novice and sent from Squan Reach, N. .1., the following important news to his paper: A New York Judge is down The editor in shooting here. charge telegraphed back- - to his hireling: Iionn yourself to him for a target and- -; The reporter's obituary is now in typo. The ways of women are past finding out. It is said that the hidies of Hartford (Conn.) have a habit of tying up their ta- ;jr Institution, ana Winter Goods, LARGE - THE PEOPLE'S PAPER. d A small boy telling his pnl how ho came to be detected in stealing apples in a grocery store, proceeded thus: Well, I didnt care so dumb! much about bein' seen, bat the clerk wascross-ryed- , an I thought he was watching a dorg-flgh- t across the street, hut he was lookin square unto me, and he helped me clean into the IN ' J U- r 0- man to develop originality In a love affair. He didnt ask for n lock of hair, or photograph; he slipped riurloin a back-gate one night and stole from the clothes-lin- e and carried home, pressing it to liis aching Itosoin, her her well, it was an undergarment. navy-yar- ff-y- Ojfinnl Caper of Utah County. - ington v - -r A COGSC & PARLOR . 4. ,J . 1 . r. "f. v1. Icef-teak- s, 'S; Now OFFERING IT1 .rail ;G'V j Mercantile ive GKHUTIEIE.AXd . r T- Co-operat- IS v N. .. rovo TIKE ZBAZIsr WA-G-OHsT- S THE CELEBRATED - JOB OFFICE. -- 1 him that England made AmeriPardon, ca all that eho is. madam, said the General ; you remind me of the answer of.thp Ohio lad in his teens, who, attend- for the first ing Sunday-schotime,"was a skied by the teacher, A full -- supply lvi aj on lian-- i L i !! fAjL CTAvw.rvT.u.: ; mrn ;! - . jt. r 7 - ' A - tyv.c LtvVv,'. LaV yr.f- h - . x t . . - ;.v, r. V: vi, 5 - ; - :" w K .. . y-- ' t.l ; r:;.' x. V- f V- s - z-- rr i , ;yiV r u , V, .V fiLj-sunLi- ' !:! V'tx.L-:? ; ' ; : 4mm ... - . SALT LAKE CITY PRICES.' t TIANDBIU-1- , 11 )GE US, chfcks, OKAI'TS, PUF-mU.- i, DKFDS. . . fclOCK Made me! Who made you? 5.1 TJSFA CTIOX G VA RAXTLED. Why, God made me about so long (holding his hands JAMES DUXX, about .ten Inches apart), but I At.nl. The M r: DrMrahlo Indnim chtin h ami jiarlor. Over CARDS. BOOKS, IAI.FI.S, nirKirre. TRANSFERS. WARRANTS, NOTICES, BLANKS... TRACTS TAGS, CIRCULARS, Jtc., Ac. PLAIN OR IN COLORS the n n w in SHERMAN & HYDE. N'CITU, at Yes.. growed the rest. n ?- I ol ... , s ,-- ARE SOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS. GEXCU.tr. THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. No Wagon ever sold in Utah -- has-give- n -- r,s ritANCIsl O. better HEAR THEM! satisfaction in every respect. THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET. Z. C. ?I. I. Store, Asrnt.. Provo City. nsrlt Et .1 a BAN TRY THEM!! ' BUY THEli! |