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Show TICKINGS. OUR mSCELLANEQUS. Whoi the oldest lunatic on record? Time out of mind. Milwaukee parents never whip their children. They tie their ears around a THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. UTAH SOUTHERN 'j' Any young lady u ho wishes to r die a mustache can always do so when she ki'fces a young man whos got one. A Dubuque cooper, whose wife was always scolding, barreled her up and rolled her around the shop until she solemnly promised to reform. A man in Colorado sold his wife for $?() and a mule, and being mean enough to seek stolen niler 10', 1S71, and after i u. i i. A' rr n i n s a Name of Kaiion. i l .ill, ,- S vr ie. Provo . Pleas intupiM1 Vinerlean To. a blackened both of his wife's eyes. It goes to show that he is a man of Ago feeling. ; The sensitive lov lives In Delaware. lie aroM at midnight, footed it half a mile and awoke a store clerk and bought a fine comh. He didnt want to have any one hour him ask for it. Aunt Gertrude, why is a loaf of your bread like the nun? Itientnbit like the bun; and now you Just leave eifa-- leg such foolish questions. Yes, it K auntv, cause its light wjicn it rises. inWlm hath woe? one Western of the prayquired I ing ladies of a next-doo- r aid he; mj have, maam, neighbor has Ixmght Ids a bass drum, and is practicing the flute. A school-bo- y spelled toh, and when asked to define it, blunIt means when a dered out: to cry, and it want don't feller Another debursts out a as a comma fined period with a UiL Joshu a, said Quiz's landto lady her hopeful, at breakfast yesterday; Joshua, what is an There's one on heir apparent! the butter, mother, replied th unfllial youngster. And the lady lit upon him with a coffee-poMarry for love, young man; to but remember that it's as ea-love a girl w hose pa has a hundred thousand In the lunk as one whose old man up behind a pair of mules and yells, Whoa! you Pete, or Ill take your ear k IN Tr ilix s lit ! I.'lUo AT FOR OATS, BARLEY, WHEAT, AN N, TO THE ABOVE VE HAVE LATELY OPENED A ESPROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS FROM TIIE MINES THE SOLELY WORK UP TO INTEND WE AS PECIALLY. AND CLOTH MANUFACTURED AT THE PROVO WOOLEN FACTORY. WK CAN SAFELY WARRANT ALL GARMENTS If It JC 35 1 h ' ' O M O D I V. GROCERIES, TOBACCO, FANCY CANDIES, NUTS. no o is' 2 2 WOOL PRINTINC AND PUBLISHING will be run IOnily. anti tJ will be rim C O M I A X A' Dully, Snnduy ejrpptrd. Mud For all Information coneom'ng Freight or PatRugo, apply to JAMES SHARP, lieu. Freight amt Tl'kt Agent. 01 2. I. IsL. contain "W' The very la tot -- 3L 3NT y CVMVTO !?? rxyxvxo nooonoo .-5? z. c. .v. Unit i ' Pmnch. . 1 1 ? : 5 Carefully Prepared - 5: x x 7 a t. EDITORIALS, Interesting find Readable OtXWifto fiO'HW HW00 M lor 3i L3 OOO Well Selected WEST BRANCH, t novo c: I T v MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS, . playing out of door with bovs: Keep com'antly on hand a large and she was too big for that now. But well aeleoted atock of with all Imaginable innocence she replied: Why, granma, the bigger we grow tho better we like GENERAL MERCHANDISE, ttc., Ar. Ac., rera. CouKlatln; In part A reporter in an inland town went to a millinery opening and wroto a description of a bon- DRY GOODS, net, with a pigeon kitting on the GROCERIES, top and peacocks tail drooping at TAINTS, OILS, the side. The milliner withdrew - of suBscKinioy N. R. Pure Wine and Liquor on haml for medical ptiriMi.o ami e One ropy, one year alx month three MINERS' SUPPLIES, one ETC. Delivered m the city, per week... ETC., ETC., S 00 1 00 73 ?0 t'I PIANOS! ORGANS!! MTJSIC!!! TIIE RF.ST AT THE LOWEST HT WILL BE FOUND AT GRANTS V. MUSICAL EMPORIUM, AMERICAN FORK, KLL JEANS, DOESKINS, KERSEYS, TWEEDS, SATINETS, U. T. m OF MUSICAL KINDS ETC CHANDISEJOYS, BOOKS, WHOLESALE AND RETAIL NEW ST 0 n i: I W. FRESHWATER SIIIVEYS, LINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, BLANKETS, 00 lvi MOITEY S-A.'V'- 0 0 L. r at reasonable prlee. u-- will b inid jowl m,ticIo in Clotli at 'Wliolt'sale. rates Iroi o City. o AN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS ALWAYS ON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF oo o BKAMiS OF Centre Street. LOCALS, 0000 IX WINES, LIQUORS, CIGARS AND TOBACCO, J5 cents per 11. z oouooooon onoooono of fit, GROCERIES. CLOTHING, IE oooooo oonoooooo LCALFR ANPOIOKL lbs. 300,000 OF CORRESPONDENCE, OOOO the old atnnd. Corner rr 33 33 I TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, ooo it-e- lf. 3 Kept constantly on hand. At ! ! UN' Mining and General IYO O TT SUPT. WOOL ! FERAMCRZ LITTLE, Superintendent. I of M. LIVINGSTON. TIMES COUNTY UTAH ETC. All kinds nf the host quality 3Lj S. S. nnl Satnrdny. by the STORE, PETER STUBBS, EBTERPBISE. JONES, HO MB rnMItlirtl every Tncadny, Thnr lay IN'tr. D, tion. It H 11 SEND IN YOUR ORDERS AND SUSTAIN in porter swears that thebe were no Important mistakes in his descrip- S: SOUTH QKAI.tlK IK LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES. fit re- THE AND PROVISION BAKERY ESTABLISHMENT, TAILORING WHERE WE GUARANTEE THE . avi No. I anti A. Pennsylvania tesen- was reproved lately for FROM old-t- f Paper of Utah Covvfy. Official Sanity. lraM-r. . l.eh! Fork Am rii'an Pli.tnnt .ro r off! L DRIED FRUIT. FARMERS ;C IN ADDITION I.fUlVP y DENS Salt Lake fi, GRAIN STOKE, :o:- Arrive at Sandy vi AT KN O W L POSITIVELY LOW FIGURES FOR JiTiin mid I June'ton Irmn PRICES PAID , . ly her advertisement, AT VARIETIES, LA 11(517 'i'. " THE PEOPLES PAPER. r. but the HICHEST FIRST CLASS STOCK OF I.etil . year-ol- d w S CASH!! CASH!!! Mercantile. Institution, ive GKFnSTTHT On - PROVO CITY BUSINESS. X- - MBBCHATTDISE, JTzxH ancl Vvri:n.to:r Goods, PARLOR STOVES, COCK I V il'j Co-operat- JSK. IS NuW OFFERING A interviews with her afterwards Draper was shot in the back by her new Arrive at eat. Jy master. Santy Dont bo angry with me, Junction. l.'.Hle Cottonu orxl.. Arrive ai darling, is an appropriate song Salt Lake for a man to sing after he has A Provo RAILROAD. hed-po-- bar-tende- C. COLUMN. Dealers in CLOTHING, GROCERIES, BOOTS, SHOES, TOBACCO ri-;i,i- Y "?N , A WHITE AND COLORED. SON, CIGAR? & CANDIES AND NOTIONS J ut Received a Freiili Hupf1' of Gooda whicK we will than Ever. ot Cheaper Thelittleboy who attended the theatre last evening will know &c., &c., &c. more about it in the course of FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY Bring on your "Wool; Patronize Home Manufacture, and SAVE TIME AND EXTEY time. At the end of one of the A PAPER FOR THE FEOPLE! enable us to supply the public with a superior article of cloth acts he noticed the large number The bet varietioa of Importcl of men who went out. Turning M. TANNER, Supt. and yarn. to his father, he Raid: Pa, you SUBSCRIBE FOR IT ! FTTF.1TXTTJBEJ wont go home until its out, will tST All kinds qf Marketable said the aw No, Johnny, you? WG-OIST- S those men aint going tQ" Produce taken in eichangeTQA ! ADVERTISE Cs IT Sarental; Johnny wants to :o:know where they did go. C A Connecticut youngster, 0 CL named Freddy, went to his Agenta for Utah County for the crlrbraled O mother one evening and Inquired SCIIUTTLER WAGONS, is a what sucker? gone oo Mother, Ills mother said he must not ask AULTMAN A CO'SSWEEPSTAKK such questions; but Freddy per THRESHERS, Tho Times sisted, and was finally sent to bed DAVID CLUFF, R RUCKEYE REAPERS AND MOWto sav Ids prayers by himself, in NF( ... WTOULD RKSrFCTFULI.Y t Ih11' stead of on his mother's lap, as ERS, 1 1 the citlrrna rf Irovo and , (Jod usual. So Freddy prayed: lie to fumbLi nil kj1!; If prepared FUHN1TI FUKST A BRADLEY'S SULKY IortHl and bless papa, and mamma, and baby but as for me. Ise been a bad boy RAKES AND CLIPPER inKU' taictc PLOWS, and I guess Im a gone tucker. Jtclad, Wholesale end T.eine enMreh "2 . TIEEIE BAI3ST JOB OFFICE. - 11A R ROWS, W 1 1 EELBA R ROWS, The late lion. Sam Gallo of Columbus, O., was a re- ETC., ETC., ETC. way markably homely man. On one A full supply always on hand at occasion while dining with a in friend and political personal Chillcothc, the six or. B SALT LAKE CITY PRICES. .daughter of his host, who had seven-year-o- 'Oh Just NOT!'1?. 'cause she raised him?' ' transfers. W RR NTS DlT-HIUJ- i, I'EFI'K. NOTICES, TtT.aVK TRACTS CARP!. ROOKS. TAGS, CIRCUT.ARS, STOCK. SA TISFA CTIOX G UA 7L I XTEKD. 4c..Ac. JAMES DUNN. aul Agent. halt rx.-cul- e TINDmU.. Twiporr.1?, i.vr.rTs. Rrrr'irTc. rifurKs, . PLAIN-- OP. IN COtOIIS , home-mnd- e m,d rnrpplpfe m all its appointment, ta prrpari'd to kind alt of promptly ld latently stadyingGalloways face, said, loud enough to be heard by. all at the table; Ma, didnt- - that mans mamma love children mighty well? Why so, mv dear? asked her mother. I Thereby A. f "Omi, aving both Time and fdrmiture made 1' "tTcrcer aid TURNING DONE. ARE SOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS. THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. No Wagon ever sold in Utah has given better satisfaction in every respect. THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY EOIl OUR 'MARKET. C. M - - Eat bkirc, Asonta. Prmu C.'ity. nia:!J 1- PRICF-- S TOWN T U MKF.T 11,1 TIIF Iatronlo Home Ind,tr CO Of all alrea IcW I constantly N H , on hand ar to order. OEAIN TAE Warernem Main Street: corner. and Werk-Le- Slrt)em. r- 'U!., r' i, t |