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Show PICKINGS. OUR MISCELLANEOUS. C. COLUMN. The way to have hard times is to keep continually talk- UTAH SOUTHERN THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. ing about it Times will surely Iw hard enough when every body says so fifty times each day. An Englishman who is iLi traveling In this country writes to the Times that many wives On and after September 1(M, 1374, have to carry revolvers to protect themselves from their husbands. DAILY 'V It A 1 N H IIow much did he leave? so c u inquirod a gentleman of a wag, on learning the death of a wealthy Name of Station. - r I citizen. Everything, respondZ ed tho wag, he didnt take a dolT r.il k. M. A. M. lftt lar with him. ... 10 m) 11 28 Madame X. knocks at Mr. w ll 4 Fork.. Whos there? 'Its Ainprif'an Y.a door. 75 11 V. me Madame X.; are you visible? Uhl ; h 12 4f y My dear madam, I I am not I)mifr nt 50 .sandy precisely invisible, but, in fajt, I Arrive Official Paper of Utah County. I,eao ft 00 ... i in! 0 .m am taking a bath. Sandy 7ft 5 10 Ft Hi Provo RAILROAD. . COOK Junctloi 1 An Indianapolis night- - I, lulu Cottonwood. Arrive at, . been has policeman presented l.akSalt alarm-clocwith a neat little jeweled to wear in his coat pocket and wake up by when the hour for going oft duty arrives. Hattie, dear Hattie! calted a married man of Oreen Bay In his sleep, and his wife, whose name is Betsey, cant be convinced that he was dreaming of reading a look in which the Sandy heroine was Haiti?. I 1 ..j I 5 - SI 10 15 5 45-- 00 w 8 S0- 50 11 00 womans hanging pocket in doing it, even the most cursory examination of the latters countenance will make it plain that the Sabbath In her soul has 8 0V. 8 18 . P 07 i . 9 82;. .1 11 S. S. end KaturUay, by the 2ft 75 .'1 90 ,;3 00 1 . UTAH COUNTY TIMES Onlers from tho Interior promptly Oiled. xurcrACTdaxa. or O D D Y. tue . JAMES SHARP, dl Hen. Freight and Ticket Affent. c. PRINTING AND PUBLISHING COMP o W ANTED It AXY Y and eou talus T The very latent 300,000 lbs. TELEGRAPHIC XEWS, I. 2L. OF Mining and General DO ooo JONES, WOOL ! ! WOOL ! i Acknowledged hy Musician to he the Best how Priced Instruments ever offered for aal on this Coast. WOOL. c oooo CORRESPONDENCE, ooooo lowed at missionary cooking. One Tlit-are all made of tho best material' OOOOOO party claims that men only should OOOOOOO 7 are OCTAVE, AGRAFFE 14 bo ailowed to dance nround the oooooooo ooooooooo while Y the morsel, Fiji TRKHLE tempting - o Carefully Prepared ?Womans Bights Society urge A K D! X T A R W that the women should be per and are the only FIRST CLASS PIANO EDITORIALS, to 7 initted join in. sold at 53 5 5 On arriving at GVIais, on OOOOOOOOO OOfHXHKK) her way to make the grand tour 00HKKK) Interesting and Readable an English lady was surprised OOOOOO AN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS ALWAYS and somewhat indignant at being ooxx LOCALS oooo M ON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF termed, for tho first time in her ooo You mislife, a foreigner. oo o take, madam, said she to the libeller, with some pi pie, it is Well Selected you who are the foreigners. We are English. . MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS, In an alley off Congress i street reeeutly, says tho Detroit Free Press, half a dozen lxvs Keep, con.tantly on hand a larfe and ic. Ac., ic. might have been seen stuffing a well .elected .lock of piece of sheepskin under the jacket of a small bov named Tom, PACIFIC COAST AGENCY who expected a licking when he GENERAL MERCHANDISE, reached home. When they had roa finished one of them remarked, THE UNEQUALLED Conalallng In part ol Thats ull right now: all youve SUBSCRIPTION BITES got to do Is to wiggle and holler, DRY 25 oents per ll. will le paid for a "food artielo in Clotli ut Wholesale. u X . S MUSICAL 2IEUCIIA XLISE. EL HOME EUTEBPBIS SUPT. Uabllalicd every Tneed.y, Thursday ' Jf z IN SEND IN YOUR ORDERS AND SUSTAIN American Fork I'icavant Grove Arrive at Prnvn A dispute Is going on In Htsait the etiquette to be fol Fiji WHOLESALE AND RETAIL DEaLLR AMD IT F li K E FROM 111 fled. Kearny and Sutter Sts. SAN FRANCISCO, ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS FROM THE MINES ESPECIALLY, AND AS WE INTENT) TO WORK UP SOLELY THE CLOTH MANUFACTURED AT T1IE PROVO WOOLEN FACTORY, WE CAN SAFELY WARRANT ALL GARMENTS THE PEOPLES PAPER. I ri(T z. Cor. M E M T, TAILORING ESTABLISH SHEET MUSIC, WHERE WE GUARANTEE THE Musical Instruments, latest styles at lowest rates. PROM man is one who spends a half ' 10 lft .3 50 hour in arranging her toilet before descending to the parlor on Xo. 1 and 2 will bo run Daily. tho arrival of a visitor who Xoa. M. i.rtnnd fl will be run Daily, Sunday, excepted. proves to bo a book agent. nil information concerning Freight When one woman attempts orFor Iae.age, npply to to pass another woman going FERAMORZ LITTLE, down a church aisle, and rips otr Superintendent. that other SHERMAN & HYDE, IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE WE HAVE LATELY OPENED A k, The Danbury News says that the maddest kind of a wo- PARLOR STOVES, :o: 1 ! MFFCIELAJTIDISIE, Grain and Juried Fruit. 1 . TRADE. Institution, IN LARGE VARIETIES, AT POSITIVELY LOW FIGURES FOR lp-)V- Oo1 SAN FRANCISCO Fall and Winter Goods, I 1 Mercantile ve GENERAL . 1 11H I. IS NOW OFFERING A FIRST CLASS STOCK OF syii j Co-operati- 3VL. :o:- - a .... FULL $400. I WEST BRANCH, it o v o she wont hurt a bit! A Clergyman having Indulged himself to freely in filling up fils glass,' wont one Sunday Into tho pulpit, and having given out a hymn to the congregation, .sat down. The melody of tho sa- cred song soon lulled him tosleep, and he continued for some time to play a treble-has- s symphony with his nose. At length one of the deacons ascended to the sacred desk, and told him the hvmn wa.out. Well, says he, fill it tip fill It up again. A grocer In Detroit keeps a little brown jugnear his cider barrel, and when he wants to do tho fair thing hy a customer he mingles some of the contents of the aforesaid Jug with the elder, lie made a mingle for an old farmer, but got in a great deal of whisky and very little cider. About an hour after drinking, the farmer .was observed leaning against a fence, and was heard to soliloquize:' Its too late for sunstrokes and too early to Jfreexo to death, and I guess It's a touch of theshakin ager. City. GOODS, GROCERIES, One ropy, one year FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. PAPER FOR THE A All kinds of Marketable Produce taken in exchange"! teP SUBSCRIBE FOR IT 00 soo 1 VA)T so 75 10 WHITE AND COLORED. &c., &c., &c. Bring on your .Wool; Patronize Home Manufacture, and enable us to supply the public with a superior article of cloth and yarn. PEOPLE! All orders for Goods, should be addressed to, JAMESDUNX, Supt. ! ADVERTISE IX IT ! THE BA-IIs- T 'W.A.a-OIISr- S Th 8nperb Inatrumcol have arhirwd unparalleled in the hiatury of Piauo-furlUanufacture. They are remarkable for Great Volnma, Purity and Hweetnea of Tone, and Durability. im a THE CELEBRATED .ft. Agent Sir Utah County for th celebrated -- 4. -- The Times THRESHERS, BUCKEYE REAPERS AND MOW ERS, FURST RAKES t BRADLEYS SULKY AND compelled to appear In ths char- SATISFACTION GUARANTEED, acter of Adam before the fill. ROBERT C. KIRKWOOD. This, though painful to admit, is naked truth. the aul literally Agent. -- i :o:- SCIIUTTLER WAGONS, AULTMAN A COSSWEETSTAKE CUPPER PLOWS, Western editor having teen invited to a masquerade hall, HARROWS, WHEELBARROWS, given by a club In the town where he lived, in acknowledging the ETC., ETC., ETC. Invitation, said; There Is a quiet A full supply thrsya on hand at sarcasm, though of course not In ended, in Inviting a country edi tor who has but one suit, and rSALT LAKE CITY PRICES. that a poor one, to such an affair without accompanying the comclothes, pliment with necessary should be were we to accept, we ...- .- A ! months. three MINERS SUPPLIES, " one Delivered in the city, per week ETC. ETC., ETC., !x TAINTS, OILS, JEANS, DOESKINS, KERSEYS, -TWEEDS, SATINETS, CHEVIOTS, LINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, piSD BLANKETS, ,,0 Jen ,.,44- H JOB OFFICE. Relne entirely New and Comrle'e In alt It appointment, la prepared to execute promptly all kind of The Moot IVolrable InotrnmenU In the mar for church and parlor. Over 38,000 now In " SHERMAN & HYD& XOTTt, HANDBILL. dodgers, OTFCKS, DRAFTS, DIT-TUT.I- DEfds, nurrs. RFCEIPT!. TRAysFFRS. WARRANTS yrmrEs, BLANKS 8TOTK. TRACTS CARD. BOOK!,' TAOS, CIRCTLAKS, do., Ac. rL AIK OB IX COLORS ARE SOLD ON THEIR OVYH MERITS. THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. OESEJUL AGEyTS. BAN nuxcisco. No Wagon ever sold in Utah has given better HEAR THEM! satisfaction in every respect. TnEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET. Z. C. M. I. Eawt St ora, A cent. Prove City. marl! TRY THEM!! BUY THEM!!! |