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Show lHKIGS. PROVO CITY "When is a small baby like a big banker?When ho is a wroth-chil- d. THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. COMPANY PROVO MANUFACTURING , Ill England has only ono divorce to Americas ten. Over there they are willing to put up and such. with A Pennsylvania man and wife lived two weeks on bread flat-iro- AFTER HAVING TAKEN STOCK, ,v a x rr. AND FINDING THE BUSINESS IN A 200,000 pounds of WOOL, und whisky. She ate tin; bread and he drank the whisky. V Let us pause at the grave of Webster, said a Vermont lecturer. Too cold! shouted a man in the audience, and no pause was made. WE ARE DISPOSED TO DE MORE LIDERAL THAN Pm going to where 1 EVER WITH OUR PATRONS. wont have to cook beans; was an Ohio of farewell sentence the woman who left this vale of tears CALL AND EXAMINE Oi l: a few days since. A husband in Wyoming Territory rode twenty-eigh- t andmiles to get his wife a hustle, yet Kusiin B. Anthony yeowls around I U about mans tyranny. lie who Is wise now huyeth HEALTH AND SATISFACTORY V O CONDITION, Dry Goods and Groceries, It Itll AV1I THE HIGHEST MARKET PRICE V . ILL It K l-- V I1Y I X. CLOTH, CLASH oi hL girls little brother something nice, and so getteih iho lltlle rascal to make himself scarce whenever necessary thereafter. Mr. Gardner of AbiUmia had 2:17 hoop-skirt- s among her effects when sho died last week, and there were over fifty calico dresses which sho had never worn. Pdllke to give something remrked r Toledo to the poor, lady, Its hard times, and they must be suffering; hut Ive got to use this forty dollars to buy a switch. A young lady who came to the city to seo what was advertised as a Spectacular drama, came home greatly disappointed. She says not one of tiio actors wore spectacles. A master bade his servant ingo and see what the sun-diexiK.tulat-edicated. sir, Why, the servant, it is night. What does that matter? Can you not take a candle? After a fellow has boon carrying a young ladys glove pinned over his heart for thirteen months, no one can imagine his feelings as he sees her riding to the Cliff IIou'U witli a clerks arui around her. Also PLOWS. HARROW TEETH, IRON and STEEL, WAGONS and WAGON TIMBER. :o:- THE PEOPLES PAPER. A LARGE ASSORTMENT al SOlTIIEIh mil S. lTRMTlRE JONES, SUPT. REID-fllilRTER- COMP AXY and ran talus TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, COFFINS or A 1. 1. CASH PAID FOR HIDES AND SHEEP PELTS. Wheat, Oats, Barley, Corn, Butter, Eggs and Dried WAIIERtXIMS AND MKS WORKSHOPS, constantly ON CORRESPONDENCE, 2d East Main St., HAND AND MADF. TO Mining and General Fruit, taken in exchange for Cloth at Wholesale. Pnovo C'rrr. OltDKIl. CKgr.SlECIAI. KATES $ ATTENTION Carefully Prepared 2551 EDITORIALS, GIVEN TO TIIE TKADE. DAVID OLtJPP, ir., All orders for goods should be addressed to WEST STOB E, WHOLESALE AHO RETAIL DEALERS GHOCEUIBS, 0 i 01 HKET. Z. C. M. I. Agents, Provo City. SHOES, HATS BOOTS BITES One copy, one Staple I Fancy Dry Goods, No Wagon ever sold in Utah has given better satisfaction in every respect. SUBSCRIPTION nf- HAVE NOW ON 1IANI) A COMPLETE STOCK OF TIIE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. Ac. II GENERAL MERCHANDISE. -- CAPS, SUBSCRIBE FOR IT FARMERS, FREIGHTERS Etc., Etc., -- 0 late the joke elsewhere.said: ANDm" has red hair, If her book hasnt." a in farmer old ...... An riding lumber wagon with his son, when passing over a rough place fell off, and coming In contact with the t wheel he ctfedout, My neck WHEN YOU WANT TO BUY A WAGON GET THE BEST. .Ills m express ng j is broke! J Eomo doubt 4s -- to the case being TH E quite so bad, the old man respond ed with some spirit, Dont yoi suppose I know? A lady who had something on her. upper lip approaching a njnstache, lately called on an f Is acknowledged to bo superior to any other fleer and his wife, whoso laugh-to happened little boy ing merry in the market. Ask those who use them, - In be present at , tb., time.' this little course of conversation and take their word for it. what he must do . fellow Inquired FOR SALE BY to get hair on his lip. Why rub was the reply. against papas JAMES DUNN, Agent for Utah County. jtOh mamma, said he, is that at West Yard Store, Provo City. has got hers. Wagon jal the way Miss ORE HAULS RS -- ; SCHUTTLER WAGON , x ASSORTMENT OF Com--pan- ! ! ys The Times JOB OFFICE- R. C. KIRKWOOD, Superintendent. - Being entirely New and Complete In Its appointment, t prepared to ezeeui promptly all kinds of NOTES. ITANPBJLLS. DODGERS, LAREt.s, RECEIPTS, CHECKS, TRANSFERDRAFTS, - warrants DUE-BILI- DEEDS, STOCK, CARDS. BOOKS. TXSRnEST rKICFAAlD FOR ALL KINDS OF FRODUCE. JSSORDERS Bjf MAIL PROMPTLY FILLED.J I 10 tf- Sugars, Teas, Coffees, Spices, Raisins, Currants, Bacon, Hams, Nails,; Glass, paints, Oils, Cigars and Tobacco, and Pther articles too numerous to mention, all peap for Cash or Produce- Also a fhll line cf Provo Manufacturing Cloth, Blankets, Shawls, &c., &c., &c. jal 71 :o:- Ladies Dress Goods, FUnnels, Linseys & Notions, Rubber and Artie Overshoes; Gents underclothing, Collars Ties, &c., &c., &.c; LARE I 50 Etc. A CHOICE St LECTION OF I. ALSO A ... fg w J 00 ADVERTISE IN IT HARDWARE, QUEENSVVARE, Etc., year tix month three " one Delivered in the city, per week A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE! MINERS' SUPPLIES, niarl3 ITEMS, Ac., Ac., CENTRE STREET, PROVO CITY, ARE SOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS. FDR Well Selected MISCELLANEOUS THE BAIN WAGONS EWESSll LOCALS, II, her. ID IE HE Interesting and Readable JAMES DUNN.Supt. Parlor ! PRINTING AND PUBLISHING The very latest FURNITURE d TIMES COUNTY UTAH S. Would respectfully inform the people of Utah County and .Southern An Indiana farmer needUtah generally, that lie lias the largest stock of writes to ing a pueknge of screws, Deer Sur his merchant in town: HOME-MAD- E IMPORTED pleze cend by thellarar 1 (Won) paxig of Skroughs, nicjouin size, all Sow a KeheCp Skrough dryver, and obleege, etc. SOUTH OF SALT LAKE CITY, A curious case was recentCONSlisTlNC. IN lAHT OF ly before one of the Paris courts, in which a mother tried to set and Chamber Sets, Sofas, aside the will or her diveased son, B ureas, Bedsteads. who had directed that he should Lounges, Chairs, Tables, Cupboards, Safes, &c , be burled without religious ceremonies. The court decided against which he will sell cheap for cash or grain. red-haire- and ftatnrafay, by the AT PRICES THAT DEFY COMPETITION. d A man out West who married a widow has invented a device to cure her of "eternally praising her former husbaud. whenever Rhe begins to descant on his noble qualities, this in- No. 2 merely Rays: Poor, Senious How I wish not died! It is a very common thing In the Eastern cities to see an old party walking home very in the straight at about - oelockcommon morning; and another thing, too, is to hear somebody after this old man has etaggertc joto the house, yelling, limine up, old woman, lemme up! A lady, who was ambitious of literary distinction, found but a poor sale for her book. A gentleman, in speaking of her disappointment, said, Her hair is red (read) if her book Isn't. An auditor, In attempting to ro- - PnblUhed every Tneaday, Thursday Tweeds, Reppellants, Linseys, Flannels, Shawls, Blankets, and Yarns of all colors, &c., &c., always on hand. Dont forget onr Tailoring Establishment for Spring and Summer Suits. S. OK Doeskins, Satinets, Kerseys, Jeans, Cheviots, lor (ii'tiin or Wool. Cnsli Paper of Utah County. Official EVERY VARIETY; , COLUMN. OUR BUSINESS. PROVO CITY BUSINESS. NOTICES, BLANKS TRACTS TAGS, CIRCULARS, Ac., Ac. PLAIN OR IN COLORS ! |