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Show PICKINGS. MISCELLANEOUS. A New York girl pot mad at her Kansas lover and ex pressed Him 1,400 love letters. Placards on the St. Louis street cars declares that This car cant wait for ladles to kiss good bye. A girl of eighteen, living In Alabama, will climb a telegraph pole any day for money enough to buy a calico dress. Short dresses are coming into fashion again, and young ladies are experiencing the old, old difficulty of getting a No. 6 foot into a No. 4 shoe. ...... A Milwaukee man says he wishes he could be wrecked and and come home and find his wife married to some other fellow, the way Enoch Ardfen did. The great specl d tv of Cincinnati girls,according to the Commercial , is In kissing a feller so hard that the policeman-o- n that beat runs around to see who fired that pistol. Mr. Smlthers, how can you sleep so? The sun has been up these two hours. Well, what if he has? said Smlthers. lie goes to bed at dark, while Im up till after midnight. OUR UTAH SOUTHERN THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES.' Hi Oka- c c , C I I c Train leave Provo- Pleus.tnt Grove Amer.can Fork . .. 11 11 Lehl if o' 50 60 I . . U W iV- Draper Arrlvo at Sandy...., Leave . - 12 COOK I A.,.- V- - - -- nil laike . . Official Utah Coim'y, Paper-o- f . Winter Goods, LOW FIGURED FOR SHERMAN & HYDE, lrnit. unci PROMPT ATTENTION OIYEV In ORDERS FROM THE MINES ESPECIALLY, AND AS WE INTEND 70 WORK UP SOLELY THE CLOTII M 'NUFACTUREP AT THE lEOVo WOOLEN FACTORY, WE CX SAFELY W'RRANT ALL GARMENTS P II Il I?' 11 Al II Y. SEND IN OUU ORDERS AND SUSTAIN i; Arrive at Pabliahed every I.avo Tin-ade- Draper I hi and Saturday, by the First wife Dear me, Mrs. Doyle, I have heard that your UTAH COUNTY TIMES husband was a is Arrive at It ho? Second wife Medium! Crovr PRINTING AND PUBLISHING jmd ness, yes. Comes home No. 1 and 12 will 1 run IJnily. drunk every night. CO M PANY No. U, l.finnd 1 will be run Foote, praising the hospi- - Dully, Handay excepted. and contain Kur all information concerning Freight tallty of the Irish, after one of to the sister kingdom, a or Iaariage. apply to FERAMORZ LITTLE, gentleman asked him whether he Hit perl nteudent. No s'r, , had ever been at Cork. JAMES The very latest SHARP, replied Foote, but I have Jen. Freight and Ticket dl many drawings of it. TELEGRAPHIC NEWS. ...... The average female Is Just 0 now crazy over hats, If sho hasnt got a soft felt, with a rakish crown o and a thieVhh-lonkln- g brim, slu Mining and General oo is crazy to get one, and if she ooo ftfXKJ one she Is mad tweause sin CORRESPONDENCE, ooooo didnt get the other pattern. OOVWVk spirit-mediu- T hi-tri- ps MIOl) S. S. drawing master, who wtsgivoa to scolding his pupils, asked one of them, If you were to draw me, tell me what part you would draw first? The pupil looked up In the misters face, anil quietly said, Your neck, sir. - THE PROVO dT ilfflCTlIlG OF A policeman a house one Massing a woman ?f? J ,r'rt Brunch. 5 3 iXXWMMHXI OOtNIOOOO 04MXXOOO In Chicago. CWWWSOO night screaming, O. Henry, Henry, come hero quick! Susan! mother! the Imby! Gallantly breaking in the door and rushing up stairs, the officer found that the baby had Just cut a tooth. ...... Two Irishmen, lately landed, were boarding at a hotel where they were sorely troubled with mosquitoes, and could hardly obtain sleep enough to satisfy nature. Put yer head under the blankets, said Mike, an, thin theyll not biteyees. Pat did hs requested, but scarcely had he found himself free from the mosquitoes, when ho was attacked by the Ix-- bugs, that he had failed to notice. Rad luck to me, Mike. Raid he, heres another kind widout - wing- an - fiddle? but begorra, they bito as hard as the others. A New York mercantile house held an unsettled claim of long standing against a lame duck out West, and hearing he was becoming their claim on to a lawyer to collect. In due time they received a reply, which effectually laid any hope they might have entertained of receiving their money. It ran In this wise: Gents, you will never ret any spondulicks from BUI Johnson. The undersigned called upon him yesterday, and found him with nary tile neer a hat), his feet upon the naked earth, and not clothes enough upon him to tead a gun We call that an ex- pressive simile. ...... An accommodation train he tween Jamestown and Lake View was the scene of a little incident on Thursday. Yod dont think that the boy Is under 10, hey, and you wont pass him for half fare? Just look at that, will ye? And from out the old carpetbag the old lady, with trembling eagerness, brought the well-wor- n family Bible, and turning to the reserved for births and Sage held It triumphantly up under the conductors nose, with, Does that look as though I was a Har, young man? With such testimony before his eyes, the conductor could do no less than pass the hoy half fare, amid subdued applause from the passen, gers. . il i' IX J is X ' S3. EDITORIAL, La Interesting and Readable I OOtX4 OOO OO O Well Selected MISCELLANEOUS PROVO CITY. Keep eonttantly on hand a large and ITEMS. GENERAL MERCHANDISE, Conalstlng In part of SrBSCBIPTIOX BATES DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, One copy, one year TAINTS, OILS, !x MINERS SUPPLIES, ETC., ETC., 6 op month. - " One Delivered tn the city, per week ETC. KAxmcTCBLRs or THE TItKIILIC FULLY W KUAN rV 1C I)! eentK per 11. Avill Ie jiaid for a, good artiele, in Olotli Jit Wliol(sale. and nrc the only FIRST CLASS PIANu sold at JEANS, DOESKINS, KERSEYS, TWEEDS, SATINETS, CHEVIOTS, LINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, $400, j - .no - s, PACIFIC COAST ACEKCY FOR THE UNEQUALLED BLANKETS, 3 po three Orders from the Interior promptly filled - Ac. Ac., well clcctcd stock of N D They are all made of the best material-ar7 3 OCTAVi:, AC.RAFPK AN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS ALWAYS LOCALS, ON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OP WEST BRANCH, - nt Carefully Prepared oonoo M d Wcll-to-dose- 5 S 5 J A ?I Ell CHA XDISE. A.ctttowlcJfd by Mii'iciir.i to be the Beit Lo ' ever effered for le Priced lastramect on this Cosit. onofvyjo 1 1 1 L flurnim 300,000 lbs. (VVVYKifgi .S MUSIC-- a, I. roooooo Instruments, - JONES, SUPT. ha-g- A IN WOOL ! WOOL ! ! Agt-n- '. c. AND IVLTA1L DEALT. SOME EUTEE'PBISB. Thuradey Kandy SAN FRANCISCO, WHOLESALE Musical LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES. Train and Suffer Sfs. Cor. Kearny :o: TAILORING ESTABLISHMENT, SHEET MUSIC, WHERE WE GUARANTEE THE . THE PEOPLES PAPER. z. , IN ADDITION TO THE ABOVE WE HAVE LATELY OPENED A Junction. .... IJUlf Cottonwood Arrive ut Institution, FIIthT CLASS STOCK OF MECH-AZSTDISE- -- 25 Kandy SIB FRJBCISCO TRADE. PARLOR STOVES, Grain ' Y 75 M. 0 Z. IN LARGE VARICT1ES, AT POSITIVELY f . at TBBAL IPo.ll "I i. p. M. A. ive IS NOW OFFERING A - 10 j I. Mercantile Co-operat- O-IEI- s Cl he At At Provo J 1874, daily trains Name of StaUcm. I if, v and after September 10th, TU :o: RAILROAD. On Si. O. C0LUE1M. - - -- VATIJV - WlIITB AND AillUt, 20 COLORED. &c., &C., &c. Bring on your MTool; Patronize Home Manufacture, and enable us to supply the public with a superior article of cloth FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. and yarn. A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE! All orders for Goods, should be addressed to, 8SP All kinds qf Marketable NDa SUBSCRIBE FOR IT 3 Produce taken in erchangc'& JAMES DUNN, Supt. Three Superb Instrument have rhiewd roerve nn inlldcd tn the history of PUno-for- t 'WG-OTT- They are remarkable for Great Volume, Purity and Bweetnee of Tone, and Durability. ! ADVERTISE IN IT ! TBCB BA.ITT S THE CELEBRATED 'em is for UUh County (hr tha celebrated -- :o: f SCIIUTTLER WAGONS, AULTMAN A COSSWEEPSTAKE TIIRESnERS, irs... Si g. , 1 t ti II ".'wti If Tho Times BUCKEYE REATERS AND MOW ERS, A BRADLEYS SULKY , FURST RAKES AND CUPPER PLOWS, Being entlrelr New and Comr-le'In HARROWS, WIIFELRARROWS, It nprotntment prepared to execute promptly all kinds of etc. etc., JOB OFFICE. 11 ri .A'-- " f. b.;b i- -fi :: ;',X ' tWv'- - A V-- -- - ms a. ; etc., A hill supply Always on hand at 3ALT LAKE CITY PRICES. NOTTK, TT'VDBfU.t. ARE SOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS tvwxiers, LPFT, RFrFIFTW, CTTFCKS, DRBFTV nCF-nnu- t TRANFFTt1 , DEFrvt. BOOK!. TISFA CTIOX GUARAXTEEP. WkRRaNTs, - CARTwr. SA Norrr DT, ANKS . TRACTS TAGS, .. CIRCULARS, Ac,, dtc. ROBERT C. KIRKWOOD. ,0 Agtni. The Meat IVsInMe Instrnmenta tn the market far church and parlor. Over PLAIN OR - IN COLORS THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. S HERMAN &: 23,000 now In use. HYDE, GEXERAL ACEXTS, . , SAN FKASCISCO. I No Wagon ever sold in TJtJh has given better HEAR THEM! SEtisiction id 6Ysry pc spcct TRY THEM!! THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET. c. M. I. Ew.t stor. Agents Prevo Otr- - tnolS BUY THEM!!! |