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Show A Drunkard Is generally a bad arguer, for the oftener ho UTAH comes to the pint' the more he Is. What are you doing? said a father to a son who was Imtinkering at an old watch. On and after September proving my tinoe, sir. A Correspondent says the Princess of Wales has a spiritual expression that lifts her quite above those about her. Indeed; and isnt it what ailed Mrs. Til- SOUTHERN C. COM. OUR THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. RAILROAD. f Mc 7ar l, SElJr !!!& PARLOR STOVES, IN LARGE VARIETIES, Official Paper of Utah County , THE PEOPLE'S PAPER. eieiy Tuesday, Tbaraday and Saturday, by UTAH No. 1 and il will be run Iaily. run No, a. 4, 5 mid O will bo Aha self. COUNTY TIMES PRINTING AND PUBLISHING A sS o $5: for some fence rail. An ambitious young lady was talking very loudly about her favourite authors when a literary chap asked her If she liked Lamb. With a look of ineffable disgust, she answered that she cared very little what she ate, compared with knowledge. You can not taste in the dark, said a lectuter.- Nature has intended us to see our food. Then, "inquired a forward how about a bllrnl man atpupil, din- e2 f, Ssg M Z. Carefully Prepared C.M.I . Wt W ANTED 1IY n Branch 000000000 oooooooo 0000000 oooooo 300,000 lbs. Oie Acknowledged Interesting and Readable 0000 000 00 o WEST BRANCH, Well Selected MISCELLANEOUS PROVO CITY, conatantly on hand a large and well eelected tock of Keep GENERAL . Ac., ITEMS, Ac. Ac., MERCHANDISE, Constating In part of SrUSCBIPTIOX KATES DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, One copy, one TAINTS, OILS, MINERS SUTPLIES, ETC., ETC., ETC year fj po months TIIKIILK W jY on Delivered In the city, per week -- 150 IV OFFICE. materia:, FULLY 1 r: RANT FIRST (.IASS FIANO at $400. FOR THJ1 UNEQUALLED &c., &c. JAMES DUNN, Supt BA.I3ST WA-CxOTT- i r .J 11 ' AC-- ;H errur 81 Thf iperb Inrtrumrnt hav arhiTfA rnreesa nn n01elod in the hiatory of Biano-fo- i re, Thy are nd rrmarkable for Grrat Tolnmo, Pun cf Tone, and Durability. owoeti S THE CELEBRATED r -- TOB t AGRAFFE PACIFIC COAST ACENCY Bring on your Wool; Patronize Home Manufacture, and enable us to supply the public with a superior article of doth and yam. PEOPLE! All orders for Goods, should be addressed to, THE U-- AND COLORED. , &c., h. Cot. BTV?CETSWHITF. A 75 20 11 Best Low (Tver offered for sale and are the only sold JEANS, DOESKINS, KERSEYS, TWEEDS, SATINETS, CHEVIOTS, LINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, 3 eo thr it ns to be the They are all made or the an 7 3 OCTAVE, AN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS ALWAYS LOCALS, ON JIANI) TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF OOOOO by Mnai Instruments on this TTicod sit AYliolesalo. ner? Nature. Sir, answered FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY the Professor, has provided him with A PAPER FOR THE A certain farmer having company at dinner, was ambiti- teT All kinds ous to make it appear that he was (f Narh table t SUBSCRIBE FOR IT ! somebody. Addressing his boy, ho teT Produce taken in exchanj(T3t said: Have you driven those ADVERTISE IN IT ! sheep in? Yes, Sir. Are you sure you drovo them all in? 4i Yes, Sir: I saw him Jump over Agents for Utah County for the celebrated the bars. :o:SCIHJTTLER WAGONS, A wealthy parvenu lately gave the church he attends two AULTMAN A COSSWEErSTAKE tables of stone with the Ten mandments engraven upon them" THRESHERS, The Times BUCKEYE REAPERS AND MOWwhereupon a witty lady member of the church remarked that his reason for giving away the com- ERS, mandments was that he couldnt FURST & BRADLEYS SULKY keep them RAKES AND CI.IPPER PLOWS, In view bf the fact that entirely New and Complele In all Watts hymns have been trans- HARROW'S, WHEELBARROWS, ItBolne appointment, prepared to execute. lated into the Choctaw language, ETC., ETC., ETC. promptly all kinds of and have become favorites of. the braves, an admirer of the noble i A full supply NOTFS. . always a hand at red man says it Is very affecting Handbills, to think of a noble red man sitting rets, dodgers, laRECEIPTS, upon a fence and singing, IIow WSALT LAKE CITY PRICE3 TRANSFERS. dbafts, doth the little busy bee, while WARRANTS DREW . NOTICES, he watches hia wife - carrying STOCK. BLANKS homo a couple of bushels of potaCAkIw. TRACTS BOOKS. SA TAGS, TISFA CTIOX G UAEA XTEEO. toes upon each shoulder, and ' CIRCULARS, wondering. If he couldn't swap 4 c., Ac. that squaw for a Jog of robust ROBERT c. KIRKWOOn. rum. aul Agent. PLAIN OR IN COLORS eye-teet- M 23 ceiitH per ll. will le iail lor ix ffood nrtielo. In Oloth EDITORIALS, or nut xanxyactceer WOOL ! WOOL!! Oooooooo f 00000000 7 mm, . Vi-- ; - L .A-- . : . y Vrw a. a r? ! c... 4 K;;rD t t .. . , - s S 3 A f H (Vbb-tfV-.O- , . yjrrTV2?! . Y V.A I DUF-BILI- S, - 1 . Orders from the Interior promptly CUdL JOKES, rxvoroo any other? sought MUSICA L MEIt CI1AXDISE HOME EFTBEPEISB. S. SUPT. c oooooo r, AND IN YOUR ORDERS AND SUSTAIN S. . in Musical Instruments, PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS FROM THE MINES ESPECIALLY, AND AS WE INTEND TO WORK Ur SOLELY THE CLOTII MANUFACTURED AT THE PROVO WOOLEN FACTORY, WE CAN SAFELY WARRANT ALL GARMENTS 1? It Id Ftl 1C It OM 1 Y. z. euphonious and innocent phrase with which to describe his clients crime, and finally said. He winnowed her into paradise with a vuiuLxa .u.r. and TAILORING ESTABLISHMENT, SHEET MUSIC, WHERE WE GUARANTEE TIIE SEND PublUhed and Sutler Sts'. SAN FRANCISCO, retail dealers A SHOD COMPANY An enterprising reporter Dully, Hundaya excepted. and contains in Arkansas, who was lately senFor all Information concern lug Freight tenced to the State prison for or i'aaangft, apply to FERAMORZ LITTLE, horse stealing, applied to his emto bo Superintendent. continued on the ployers The very latest SHARP, journal as penitentiary correspon On.JAMES Freight and Ticket Agent. dl dent TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, And so they go; ono of the Portland school committee Is reported to have said; Pour great o men are fast departing first GreeMining and General oo ley, then Chase, and now Sumner ooo tVHHT and I dont feel very well, my CORRESPONDENCE, OOOOO wife-murde- Cor. Kearny LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATES. gun-wad- s. It was a brilliant Fond du Lac boy who, seeing a dog with a muzzle on for the first time, exclaimed: Mamma, mamma, I bet five cents the dogs aro going to wear hoop skirts; there goes a dog with one on his nose. A western lawyer, who was defending a man on trial for SHERMAN &. HYDE, :o:- IN ADDITION TO TIIE ABOVE WE HAVE LATELY OPENED If, about these times, you should - accidently get into an orchard and draw two pears, and the old man should happen along with a full hand of duos, pass out he might raise you. ...... A young man, searching for his fathers pig, accosted an Irishman as follows: Have you seen a stray pig about here? To which Pat responded, Faith and how could I tell a stray pig from AT POSITIVELY LOW FIGURES FOR -- ...... The last triumph of advertising. A sufferer writes to the celebrated Dr. Pickomoir to express his gratitude, in these words I saw your advertisement and am a well man. y. Institution, Oraln mid A Kansas gentleman has thoughtfully put hia front gate in the parlour, so that his daughter and her young man can swing on it without taking cold during the cold weather, A Cape May youth used the deeds of his fathers farm for The stamp on the bottom wasnt anything like the Impression the old man made on the same part of the lads anato-ra- Mercantile ve meeghaitdisb, Fall and Winter Goods, COOK ckeh-k.aj- 10 th, 1874, .;Sv Co-operati- SAH FRANCISCO TRADE. ::o:- - IS NOW OFFERING A FIRST CLASS STOCK OF V'Xvf' ton? , Provo TVE, The Most Desirable Instrument lor eh arch and parlor. Over ARE SOLD ON THEIR OVN MERITS THE BEST IS. THE CHEAPEST, SI lERMATf & In the mar 38,000 now in u HYDI GEXERAt. Afir.STS. SAN FP.AN CISCO. No Wagon ever sold in Utah has H 2AR THEM! given hotter satisfaction in every respect. TRY THEM!! THEY ARE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET Z. c. M. I. Store, ACent, Provo City. marl3 BUY THEM |