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Show ' is. THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES.; ' HI. I'll Kn:v l I!!! mi: JO I THURSDAY T, TUESD IllI VTVI1 AH3 HMK VTY t 11111 M OK TERM liv nit ::.ii I.'ji !' T . lROVO CITY, VOI.. 2. -- THE TEACH DIRECTORY. OFFICIAL ER-- I.II E The teacher's life! m ost pun and LiR! Tli ojs'inng mind with gems to stoic; To upwurd point the under, ng eve When youths frail lur(pie forsakes, the shore. Tin; world it. uqIIow plaudit boars To lame thuiv won amidst its strife: lint )i pi i, loft n r pm. so is lh Irs Who, in uioied, h ud Lit; t' ut ln r's i.f life! 'Its not to room Lote on Uie YtilowMone. IACCC nor ami 'trk Coiirtty Cn:: surer ssisor iin rMci.or ..Tamo K. Inniil mninorr krliaol, V. H. Inrtlcrry 'x5 Vi.1-'- - STEI JSIC! Abraham Aldermen John Nnttnll fl.tSiunuel K. Jones t Albert Jones O. sJnmot TTstnes Tnnr. Wm. Tae, Councilors.' ' Willium A. Follef. John L. I Milner, James W. IOveless T John Nnttall Ueeorder TreHsnr'r... Henry A. Dlvrtn Marshal Henry ft. Ungers John TL Milner City Attorney Assessor and Collector.... James F.. Hnnlels 1). Miller -- .Charles S'lpn'isor A. ;. Cownowr Chief of Pot iee ttole-r- t T. ThoniHs WiemiHster Joslnh T. Arrowsmitli I'ilv Inu nd keeper Ianiel tiraves Sevton re.! TS )RIUM, T. IE CAL Mavnr TV. AT , u. l IROVO CITY OFFIf'F.K.'s. I! :st John Nnttnll .Hi'iirv L. 1lson .... I ... IKS.ETt ET AIL t te AFFAIRS. TOSTAL IKE n S SOS, VTKS OF POSTAL K. HOMK-m- TiF.ttkkv (The standard single rate weight i ' ox. j asointupoi.sl. Single rate 3 letter cents throughout (tie United Plates fracox. or additional For each 3 tion I Drop letters, single rate CTO CIGAEj 3TI0KS h Hrr ss'ill Pel KKwspAntns The standard rate is 4 avoir In pot . Pally, seven times a week, V ets. per 'uir. .10 " six 15 Senil-wekl- Kver. 10 y Weekly .... Monthly ;xrEs PrRioiite,i,a. Is t 07, m ported xy&A : : d 5 3 iTlie standard single avoirdupois'. 0 cb. per(imr. H Monthly t Vpiarterly The maximum weight of any package of printed or miscellaneous matter is 4 tt 3 UF.fJlHTERET LETTERS AND MONEY ORDERS. on Registration: IxMer may heregt'-terepayment of a fWof fifteen rents, hut the government takes no reionKlliir.ty Tor safe earringe or compensation In eases of d F. J lb; I.Y nd I'talti kinds of Kb RNITl 111 ICT' ?fmk and e R 1 WE AID the S' 31 TIV- - lOSS. U ney Orders; AH principal post offlees receive small sums of money and Is 'sue drafts for the same upon other post vihj-v- t to tho fdlowing charges Vnd regulation, s; liorlers not exceeding $30 10 cents Opr $1 and not exceeding 530... t5 OrJI and not exceeding $10 . yt and not exceeding $50.. 35 ( How. . Industrt 8 nd and TOP. RTES OF FOREIGN POSTAGE. 1 standard tingle rate to Great Rrltaln Vf an ounce avoirdupois; letters, six e'k papers, two cents. s dant rate to France i 15 s VjSi- Iwocenrs. .. jnsmmes, rn' n One of Oallatins fair il:iuIiter, while returning from Wonderland, stopped with her companions at a Yellowstone ranch. They had been there scarcely an hour when one of the proprietor gained the ear of our heroine and informed her that hard hy was one of the finest, largest, best, and most skitnkiiin rasplerry patches he ever saw or heard tell of. Why, they could just scoop them up, etc. lie ured ujoii her tin necessity of the berries being plucked immediately, as they were dead ripe, millions of them. She was delighted at the prospect of going for the berries, hut when sho ascertained that our hero was ent on acting as guide, then her ardor liecaine dampened. However, they started. We bid adieu to any further description of this novel love scene, as now follows the conversation in which a mountaineer wooed a former city lelle, whom two hours before he had never seen, showing the absurdity of the old faint heurt and fair lady business. .Say, do you see them fences? Oh yes; they are nice fences. Well, them fences isourn. Whose? My Pards and mine half mine and half Is hisn and those fields is ourn, too, and the house and stock and chickens and mortgage, and all on the ranch is ourn half is mine and half is . hisn. Ah, indeed. Yes and you dont know how much we got in the bank lavsides, nnd if I was to get a wiV you lct Id get more than half. And I suposo you dont know that Im the best hunter and guide in the Iiocky Mountains? Well, I am, and what is more, I have enough quartz to buy out all the post olllces in Montana, nnd pay for lunning them besides. M by, I have a fortune just in one mine alone. The boys tell me its a brass mine, but it aint brass, its gold, sure, anti If it aint that Its good quartz, anyhow? and dont dont you think I ought to get married? Most assuredly I do. A young man possessing your wealtli and good looks should not hesitate a moment about entering Into matrimony. I am surprised to think you are still single. Arc you? Well, ye, I suppose so. But say, do you see them granaries? Well, 1 just have enough grain over yonder to last two years, ami bo you see I can stand off the grasshoppers one year, anyhow. And you neednt be afraid of Injuns up here; they dont come this high up and say, dont you want to marry me? There now. Oh, sir; why why this is so unexpcted, you know, and I I should deem it my duty, whilo thanking you for honoring me with your hand, to iuform you that I am engaged to he married to a gcntlchran in tho -- bo-sid- es Stiles. I regt6i that ycur BUSINESS DIRECTORY BUSINESS. SALT LAKE CITY j OF THE IEAD1NQ MERC A OTHER NTiLE AND TIoeently n u policeman was THROUGH- COOPERATIVE INSTlTUTiOKS iioitf.in II i.l TO'J, again-- i the walks of the Jolts ;i. mi li. I r., again. O'JT UTAH COUNTY: leaning THOMAS ELEMt.NO. Well, I wouldnt hitve done so Detroit and Milwaukie depot, he Vt. n un'll.' !rivu I as how heard now, only you was approached by a man aliout Dealer- tti etcnyml NlcrcliHnJ!.-- , & CO. Arlcultnia! Implements and Machinery. didnt talk pretty to a nice got-u- p thii ty years old, whose red fane Agent Ijrtln Lain Wiitmi. Bozeman ehtip, and told him you j was a good match for his hair, lie OPPOSITE THE .S, JO:TS. S y 'T f eru.'f n THEATnC, didnt want to in trry him nohow, was a little sprung, and he felt We?t Branch Piu.n S.YI-L.YIX1C CITY. and 1 upp)Hm after that I stotxU like n toer turni'd Into a clover Instmit Inn. IhiiI.us in General Mer-ltnJts. , a good show of catching you my-- ! ibid. Mister, says he, peaking Jmpbmenf GENE.iAL AND. Hint tt:i;!i'n.TV, NEWSDEALERS e ms lur .si luittler self. And ttiid (raising his voice) verv eonfientiallv to the oili Wagon. .1 Ml S jf.V.Y, .Si rir.tcnumt. over I STATIONERS. the theres dont want to yet locked up raspberry patch lrov Manuth'-fiiri:t'OEipcny. M,n-- i there, and eme to think of it I and have my name in the' papers nfiifim.r i,f mi--v sri. t uf W.ir-lsk 1 now tlii' F.U, J'iI.Y I. .Sixs (.'I. icfo.iJ. dont think they areas and be fined bur am in trom J nls fur tb 'u:i rrinfMO - I'rnvo f as they used to be. .Iran' Ionia on tv little blowout, and Id Wear .VrwtrrT. ' 'CHRONICLE AND CALL.1 .s.T M C 1.7. If Courier (Montana). .'b.VO, note to ujr. given a dean In little have iprlnsvJUe O.xpefrUiVi scrimmage with) Will mail all kinds ( Eastern nml W.j- - sli.uoon. You mean want you somelxxly. J. W. BISdLl-L- , .SVp'TiVi 'weY 'nJ. Failure of a Dental Test. pftpar Tor tliivy, sIxortweiTexnuntlat V.,.r Wru asked j, . to fitbi? n aci! . pricy. Brutish 6ore TgCTljn'aTgrrTtHn' . I rnr-anC'operrJlr Im JJudT More .mi. Insritu'lof. A young man living on Cum1 to row. want stand! , fora 0 J. h ffvjjerlnJrnum. aching berland .street, this city, had, for before nlKMit three HlbHEST PRICE PAID FC'R fellows)j Kpftn'ih r.rii many days, sulTcicd with severe and liUY-t- some ouo good me the! TTTTTTp a rp IuVlQUn- BULJLH, t'vfA, give toot huebe, nd, as n dernier reto go in. The odieer naked C won! M' rcs.iitas Inxtttu-i.ufSnlem nit It a to dentist if he was sort, lie decided to go A SO Hi. ' SO AH OH. vji. heavy on the fight, and and have the offending 1 should answered: OATS, I.n ski rati" XYtrcinmc Intlni-t..Heavy! taken out. With that resolution he a.V. terrible. wad Im Why, well lived in his mind nnd one siyl MerSiorv me at bear P.'iyioii the Russian Lrnsili.iUtuU BARLEY, cantile dollar in his pocket, he sought a They call J. 8. J'jUTT, 8vjA. stand hull town and the up tooth carpenter on home, ANI In- Mstvnn'1 S9ntaf;uia sit down, Just- ti" I ay! The ill. t OOESSHA j;, , apt. Itreene Hvenue. The dentist at or t! ctloij. was his duty to disit said officer once decided that two teeth would !ti- Trmt ilu- DRIED PEACHES i C .i,-- hi disorderly conduct, but K. i.fl't., Av !. tlall. have to Js drawn. Th'young man courage - vr u man a like where in case that, had not the nerve to stand the K! nnt lirtixe M'rcRiiM'.o 120 miles to get up a M. i7.7.7.'y,.fupf. lNs;Uuo.,n. double extract, so he told the had come TA S 1X07 to CUTLUirS, his felt it extend he duty Arner.sRn Uoik Cwp rtUUe Mrennt!lri dentist to bring firth the nitrous-oxid- e row, aid. He told the IUiisian indirect ItM'.tuiion. JoU. U1SDLKY, .Si jA. would and he quufT boar to hag SVl.T CITY. IAICi: lJeauof corner to the go n LcLi Union Exchnrif. himself away Into insensibility. pi lv some saiooii, OAVIDEVASX, iTc .V'rr.:. and bion street, enter voice He took llu mouth-piecand in loud a liell talk very L'.l.i Co operative Mereai'ilc Inxtlin- drank awav at the ga. The den- soon have his hands full. Thats iiioMAs criLi:;;, suj. DESERET tist at last thought he had enough. exclaimed much me, obliged! Man'nniil' Institu-- I Atplci; He spoke to him, A rational an: Ion. T. .. Mc L'LLuLnJI. Aupt. off. In BANK. swer was returned. lie must have the man, and he walked minutes n boy came more gui and the mouthpiece wa. alout tendoVn of a and said R. 7.1. ROGERS, P7I. D. running again inserted letwcen his lips. man w ith a chewed ear, twotint black Italic Salt C'ity, Utah, When he had taken gas enough physician and surceon, nose was up to render two men insensible to eyes and Ina broken a ditch. The officer there Proto City, U. T. pain, tin dentist thought lu went back with the tKiy, and he u !D UP catitai $3Ai,(V0 n would npplv a liner, Ut Oixt Cast of l as. tvxj).r denial soon came five Stoic, xi litre In l;ti; Ums of nil ..jl, upon tne Bushian bear, AUTHORIZED CAITTAL. test to see if he was gone. no'ZS kinds. who was lying in the gutter, one Billy? leg doubled liack, blood all over WM. TI. No answer. HOOKER, I Yrsi.lcn:, JOHN RIQCS, M. 0., his coat ripped in every H.N. KI.DRKDG lit then touched the patients him, andTints asked it? is seam, you, BRIGHAM YOUNG, if to see PHYSICIAN AND SURCEON. there was any eyelid ) Dlrci'tors. the WILLI M JENNINGs muscular contraction, and, in o the officer, as lie pulled at find JOHN SHARP, Sjicei.tl aUenfion pticn to Cancers. mans anil. Well, did you F. LITTLE, doing, accidental!; touched the that row? L. S. HILLS, INnhier, Policeman, replied OfTlcs at rsltlernv. 4:h WVt Street, end No twitching of any eye one block sou'n of Peter Stubb.' PjwIhIoo m in as he gained his feet and kind. He must bo iuseosihio. The the sto-fou Centre Street. Provo City. ooked at himself and felt of Ids Joi) forceps at once brought out a tooth seem to it dont Gold r, in Deal policeman, Dust Coin, Exchange, with tremendous risks, nnd at the ) 'trail Pres ?. Land Warrants, College Scrip, &c. same time brought the young man votUTts-- if I did?--to Ids fvt with a yell. A Komatuic Story. Why in the deuce, Doc., didnt you wait until I bad sucked some The following was related to me Collections u arfc and prom ptly remitted. More gas! Aou took enough to recently by a noble woman whoe in live name should She, history: to nut two men sleep, and Insides her lover, a young I touched your eyelid and even together with had taken care of the FOREIGN EXCHANGE FOR surgeon, put my hand on your eye, and wounded Communists during the a never showed and you SALE. twinge, that is considered an infallible days and nights of their tierce fighting with the Versailles troop. test. That-- s entry of the latter iuto Orders tin' fiotHoiiH in wilLj-vivgood, hv George. I Upon thewhen excitement was at IXTEREST PAID O.Y SA VIXGS ,rwbiU wondered what in thuuder you the city, DEPOSITS. RexlJonr fmr Clocks were fooling around my glass evo its highf. and when every one ,f Mtlnf mill Provo tlty. Houxi, with of the suspected complicity for. The valve, which was found to Commune was shot without a H. . MOORE.. be out of order, was repaired, the question being nked, the surgeon EXTRAORDINARY 1 1 mans second tooth drawn, and was arrested and brought before X XT XT 33 33 ho soon went awav chuckling to ,he drumhead tribunal, In the tretn-We- d Chatelet. Place du life His Wlshe-to inio'm Ms frirn of Thats sjliT himself, good, feeling for the moment in the rally, Ha,: li liui iijMiue, EASY AND CHEAP public my glass eye to see if Id twitch! but was finally saved by the TTN-8H- O Brooklyn (N. Y.) Bugle. FIRT-C'3SS looTAVE, Intercession of one of tho judges Wav r.fsrttina"i KFDKD. Uill.i:-STOPPED, is And H kimt. spn prtrixl l present, who was an intimate lit UPRIGHT, WALNUT i 'AS El) A Novel Substitute for Coal. friend of the accused. Ashe was Shop corner of Onir m, d Mmlrr srwrU, Provo City. . . ; no?V taring led from the room lie met OR. .A. , I)r. Petri of Berlin has perfected the woman whom ho loved, anil a process for producing odorless who was now accused of the .same with am, R. IdtsiNCtrc H, UoaxtTFa. blocks of fuel from excrement, crime as he himself had Ieen. LATEST IMPROVEMENTS, which also hum without odor, Good God, Marie! he exclaimed, ... LIESINGER & HQKNUNG, MArArrrrro nr tiiC with a heating .effect equal to "are you here too? The woman SUUCL3SOIWyo UELFL & CO.) brown coal, nnd affording an ash took the whole scene In at a glance, DAT STATI1 ORGAN COMPANT, PROPRIETORS or TOB excellent as a phosphatic fertilizer. saw the danger Into which she B. SHOMXGER CO, The excrements are first rendered would plunge her lover should sho PBOVO BREWERY, and OTHERS, for Would txK poet Ailly nnnouno to the pubperfectly odorless in the recepta- recognize him, and drew herself lic that they ur pu inn lie Ulghr.t innrkot cles before removal, hy the ad- up coldly, saying, You are misousli pries n :(mk1 ipiulttv of 1IAPLFY. dition of a chemically-prepare- d All kinds of Km in tsken lh S'Lnnfe taken, sir; Jc nevouscannaiivus.'" oer. are and then concentratfor afterward she BREWERY situated nt t bo foot A few moments powder, for 12 months; Including: a idiuio or the Dugway, near Provo River tirldri. ed by evaporation in a eculiarly was taken out and shot. Is not 32 .tool nnd orgun mftliod. It... constructed vessel (without the that a story worthy of the old at or ninll(r slc Lnn,'(r proportionate e least annoyance to arsons pres- guillotine days? Paris prlci. Sixteen styles to select from. ent), to the consistency of clay, New York Post. 1 and the mass then delivered ly the machine, so as to le cut ly Too Much For Us. A Virginwires into blocks, which are cut ia paper propamds the following: PIANOS ON MONTHLY PAYMENTS, end dried like brick. It is not Two brothers marry two listers, of the brothers. necessary to separate solid from who are Cou-iliquid excrement, and the disin- The older bother lias several chil- HIGHEST PRICES ALLOWED for fected inattercanbetransported at dren by his wife, and she dies. 0ATS& DRIED FRUIT. any time without annoyance to Ho then marries a younger sister BARLEY, DISCOUNT FOR CASH. LIBERAL any one. Since the machines net of the first wife, nnd has several his wife of and the without and He rapidly, requiring children. pjf- ltunny bauds, the establishment brother die. A few years thereafneed not be very large or remote. ter the younger brother marries A nn evidence of tho popularity of our The results of exieriment.s con- the widow of the older, brother, orpnn hu'lness, wo will say that 1nc Inst One Dollar per annum. Each Issue ducted before the authorities of nnd has by her two children. January to August, we have sold 8IXTY tains valuable leading, and mxr Berlin are said to have been very What ii the relationship? We get EPillT ORGANH, amounting to $11, 22.00. 61 WORTH Of NEW MUSIC. satisfactory, and calculations were the altove from Dr. Eller, of our Scr.d your addrers with $ 1, la postiTC CARELESS, made, according tow hich it would county, who knows the parties, CALDER Wholesale Mtn.t Dealer. stamys cr currency, to appear to be very economical to and will be obliged If any one the city to remove excrernenti-ticu- s will solve tho complex HALT LAKE CITY raate-ml-J in this ! MILLER j - i -- i vu of man sonic lowering height, li'it In the valley of its home For f rxlN pirtfrp toi-hs-l It, light. IIow many, iu they puss along '1 In snares v, ilhln tlicir way o ife. With towering brow and lex.; step stioug, Have cause to bless the teacher's lifi ? irs, I lict-CMiti- .lt T is or tioimire not Iiestowed upon some young lady wlm is heart free. 1leii'e do not re ter to the subject! NO. 10. :U. 1S71. i. The leneheii, life not only know tiyA.hoTrrTTQ, Lot where the fresh pine liieeres blow O'er peaceful (ieldsond ways embowered. How o a the modest sehool house there It (!, for, fjtrfiTrm'hny strife, In tod's own blessed min mid air, The temple of the teachers life. Icacln-r'- STALRDAV, OCTOBER Uo-o- t City. IIaiuK recent Iv mid. d to our i Ireudy rxtensIvS JOB (ifTTt'F, ive arc mm- - prepared to do all kinds of Job I'riivit g wll.t ntuOiesAttnd dlspnf ;h,'itiHonild.- - prices. rv Prompt attention given lonnh 'x by mall. j s Tim In U. T.. i Tin teacher's life !wa-tti'ievt fame; Hs not alone the maul to fill -ini The iieai t. . od's grv.'dcst work, hath Upon IU highest, hobest .kill. To gnlJe its erring lej It.s right, Destroy tlie weeds-thaspring no rife, Whilst opi ning rea'ms to mental '.gl.. Tiiis, this, oh ; this the teacher's life. O MATERIAL. lJ3 f't.lKI i. Months Tlitv M nIt M I sriM'ltimiN: OneVar i i IllVTIM! OMI. PH H SATURDAY, afToc- - Arii-.il'.iia- l i a-- r. . !' i - I ten-dolI.- 1 tr ! j I j Fi-i?- Owi-ia'.:- - i. tw Cy-t- ij J well-know- n Go-h':- V, vp -- e tt-.i- I NATIONAL I i well-know- . 1,111111 : ., lVu:c-Kres(- it-e- if. , nll.-ntloi- . . . . J. t T. 1ml-nne- e, 1 R Oftln-r.u- O Gr . '; - -- i I OISTL'Y Mo-Ui- $13.50 r I ly Corres-londene- ns rr a i 'tV. |