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Show MISCELLANEOUS. PICKINGS. OUR O. 25. COLUIfiN. X. 3VE. SAN FRANCISCO TRADE. :o:- Trt procprt? what aro gruen Those who trust, my ' boy. THE UTAH COUNTY TIMES. U.JAH SOUTHERN RAILROAD. A Philadelphia officer pot a up Jury of twelve cross-eyeE&a men, and even the Judge laughed. Stephen Stern init fmu On ami after September l(kA, 1ST I, undllkil,is on item in the 1 A I I. Y Y It A I N S steerage list of a late Hamburg d steamer. The ladies have worn all Stali-msorts of flowers and fruits In their hats, and now they have a turnup on the side. Train leave To secure a scowl of perfect IVitvo IleuiantGrove disgust from a woman, tell her that a caterpillar is crawling on the back of her dres3. . Wo would like to have the constitution so amended as to admit of an editor knocking any man down who takes him for a . u;j ; a s c . I a. Cor. Kearny and Sutter Sis. SAN FRANCISCO, TO THU ABOVE WE HAVE LATELY OPENED A WBOIXaAtE - PROMPT ATTENTION GIVEN TO ORDERS FROM TIIE MI NFS ESPECIALLY, AND AS WE INTEND TO WORK UP SOLELY THE CLOTH MANUFACTURED AT TIIE PROVO WOOLEN FACTORY, WE CAN JvU EI.Y WARRANT AI.I, GARMENTS COUNTY UTAH TIMES PRINTING AND PUBLISHING HD 13 FR CO M J- A N Y - in W Oen. Freight Z. ' and Ticket Agent. O. Order from the Interior prempUy MAxrtcTrn- NL. o oo Mining and General OOO or the - fwjooo OOOOOO Critnoooo fKXKWWK0 oooouoooo Bra rh. x5x5;o. -- 11- EDITORIALS, x35 OOfXIOOOOO (XMHMMMH) Interesting and Readable XHXXKJ OtXKHIO XHMX cxoo ooo oo r I 1; d:;.li iaiu. t he the East Low Prlcwl lastrim- nts c vxr oT.nd Cr sale ca th C-- LOCALS, . ar- - Kl-va- rnKiiLE V Mini THE tT BA.I1T J OB OFPI CE Rrlnr entirely Xaw'and Fomrlcta In all L of Sampson and Delilah. lie appclntmonta, prrpaml to execute Whcn next her consort was prone HARROWS, WHEELBARROWS, promptly all kinds of In sleep, she sheared him so com ETC., ETC., ETC. pletelythat every spear of hair A fUU NOTTS, supply always on hand at disappeared from his face anc TIANDDIUB. head. Itonsing from his slumber dotvjehs, laffts, KFrEirrs, rnFCKS, like a giant refreshed from lager, LAKE CITY PRICES.-- TRAF-r$ALT ' TRAVFFRC, he speedily comprehended the Warrants, DEFns. NOTICFA, situation, and reached for her. RT ANKS . STOTT, Such a carresslng as she then reTRACTS CART, ' ' of BOOKS. TAGS, ceived, she never 'dreamed before. She did not even have SATISFACTION 0 VARA NTEEJ3. circulars, Ac.. Ac. the usual grip on him. He was KODEI1T C. U IB U WOOD. t fined, and she declared her utter disbelief In those blble yarns. Agent. PLAIN OR IN COLORS w v, A DUK-mt.ty- ;, the only nt tI.AS.--- i $400. FOR s ' - .s k - J v i Vjy AV i vv 'N - v t?7'P r 2 4 t - . d THE UNEQUALLED mm The. anore Rnjierb Innjmenta hnre ti hii-r-- l mi paralleled In the history of Puuo-fiK- 1 ktnafvtam, Th. y are rmarkable far Great Volume, and Sweetneee of Tone, and Durability. Pur-t-f THE CELEBRATED - f . r , i, -- v r,- --i 'M-- ;; S i.-'-- it ! : L: sf vy , a -- - I -- i- PACIFIC COAST ACENCY -- the story AGRAFl'K i i i. - y V IS T K I! liltUlisT 1IANO XV ami an JEANS, DOESKINS, KERSEYS, TWEEDS, SATINETS, CHEVIOTS, LINSEYS, WATERPROOFS, FLANNELS, BLANKETS, er ers, liest nintena!' t.f !h Tlit y nr-- all ina 7 j .3 OtT.lVE, - AN EXTENSIVE ASSORTMENT OF GOODS ALWAYS ON HAND TO SELECT FROM CONSISTING OF SVBSCK1PTI0X BATES eorresttondingly lowered. from Is failin . Brudder Jones, you DRY GOODS, grace? chuckled nis companion. Not prcxscly, Deacon; Ia settin GROCERIES, Ona ropy, one yaar f 00 on do rSggod edge Ob dis pear. S 00 aix monlha TAINTS, OILS, 1 50 A thran u WHITE AND Dibbs and his wife were 1 MINERS SUPPLIES, 75 one COIjOIIED. over reminiscences tudulglngln . 20 the Dallverad weak in fcfr city, raisins. and ETC. ETC., ETC., their dinner nuts &C. &Ce, & C., I low one thing brings up anBring on your Wool; Patronize Home Manufacture, and other, said the lady, absorbed re-In Yes. pleasing retrospection. enable us to supply the public with a superior article of cloth plied Dibbs; an emetic for In- FAMILY TRADE A SPECIALTY. . and yarn. stance. He dont see why she mean A PAPER FOR THE PEOPLE! should call him a Ail orders for Goods, should be addressed to, thing, and follow the words by throwJAMES DUNN, Supt. . and ing .the . sugar-boSUBSCRIBE ! FOR IT at his bead. SsJ All kinds q Marketable Cat umfor I. am gome wA.a-oir- s Produce taken in fxchangeC& my ! ADVERTISE IN IT on a of lender said it the brella, :o:- rainy day to a friend.. Cant help that, said the bor rower; .dont you see that I am Aganta fhr Utah County for the celebrated going out with It? SCHUTTLER WAGONS, Well, yes, replied the lender at such outrageous Astonished, ' A Impudence, yes, but but what AULTMAN CO'SSWEEISTAKE am I to do? The Times said the other, as he THRESHERS, mowand walked umbrella and the buckeye Reapers bpened on; do as I did borrow one. A San Francisco woman FURST d BRADLEYS SULKY whose husband was In the habl; of whipping her, read one day RAKFS AND CUPPER PLOWS, 1 - will ie puicl 25 cents ioi ioi ix tjood artielOj In Ololli L lit Wiolesale. Carefully Prepared Jf.r.f x5s? X. C. TTc.t n 1JY W 0 0 L. CORRESPONDENCE oooo 3M 37 Ackcox-UxU-- as-hi- t LII'-n- JOKES, lbs. 300,000 ou TELEGRAPHIC NEWS, WEST 1 - UlrtiHJiHUiunmu uuui Tlie very latest dl o in Alabama .recently replied to a one of the examiners, Well Selected by question Doyou thinklhe world is round BRANCH, or flat? by saying, Well, some MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS, and some one think way people T O V O II CITY. another, and Til teach round or flat. Just as the parents please. large and Keep constantly on hand dc. dc., dc., A couple of members of the well aelected stock, of were conference passing darkey down the avenue, when one trod on the indigestible portion of a GENERAL MERCHANDISE. number Mevcns pear,' and s went up the rest of his being was Consisting In part of J d- ! ! WOOL.a.! WOOL 33 T and eeutalma Superintendent. JAMES SHARP, When a Baltimore husband gets cold and careless and forgets his home, his wife puts up a letter "from an admirer, asking her to elope, and all that, and the husbands early love returns as soon as he finds the letter. ' s s MrSICA L MPllCTIAXDISE. SHODDY. OM S. S. FERAMORZ LITTLE, ar -- l.tlAU- - ELAIXU IX HOME BSTTBEPEXSE. SUPT. and Natnrday. by the sportsman in one of - AND Musical Instruments, LATEST STYLES AT LOWEST RATE3. o- PablUbed exeryTocxday, Thurmday Chams pictures to another sportsman. Yes, is the reply, with a gun that I havo pre seated her theres no knowing what may happen. milk-pitch- HYDE, SEND IN YOUR ORDERS AND SUSTAIN w school-teache- Iruit. &. TAILORING ESTABLISHMENT, SHEET MUSIC, WHERE WE GUARANTEE THE 1C d, e SHERMAN :o:- nf Utah County. -- rieci 1 r THE PEOPLES PAPER. Ohio recently a lady teacher was given the word hazardous to pell and define, and did it In this ard haz style: ess harzarddess; a female hazard. What! you hiko your mother-in-laout shooting? says would-b- Popr Official AT POSITIVELY LOW FIGURES FOR O min anti IN ADDITION 1 A - j-- ' 1 Daily nl 12 will lu ruu be with tears In fils eyes. Ive leen Jxo. run will :t, Noh, l,ritna round rod a chasin a birch my excepted. Daily, Sunday, father, was the snarling reply. Far nil Information concerning Freight ..... At a teachers institute in or Fastugo, apply-t- flve-doll- mbbchandisb, tvxicl Winter Goods, iyll COOK a PARLOR STOVES, J 4 1 28 stock of FIRST CI.UnS A Institution, . IN LARGE VA1UET1I2?, st.,A. MJP. Jt 11 Mercantile ive AT - a ta What you been a doin? asked a boy of his playmate, whom he saw coming out bf the house French "t, y.t ed five comets. a ; Sj-'i- banker. ...... Formula of divorce and used by a negro justice in Desha county, Arkansas: As I jined you, so I bust you sunder. So go, you niggers. You go. ...... The opinion is being stxengthcned.eyery. day that the man . who first made & shirt to button behind did more for the world than one who has discover- H-a-- z, - - f x. y. . p.10 ja V Co-operat- IS NOW OFFURING J , ip- 'P 2''4 Provo t The Mutt Desirable Instrument m tbemur'-- y for rhurrh and parlor. Oxer S5."0 nnW 10 t SHERMAN & HYDE lUk&a. ARE SOLD ON THEIR OWN MERITS. THE BEST IS THE CHEAPEST. aExriur i.. i'. bas nnsasri'- - No Wagon ever sold in Utah has given better HEAR THEM! i satisfaction in every respect. TRY THEM!! TIIF.Y ABE MADE EXPRESSLY FOR OUR MARKET. Z. C. Nf. 1. f?toTe, ,Acentt Drovo CHt mor!3 BUY THEM!'.'. |