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Show Wit mid Humor. IWnre n boy can run on nn errand ho has to have lime to hunt up Ihe ncli!hbnr.s' bova lo go with him. Atchison Globe. The Maid I found a four-leaved clover this morniig There Is tt n old sii)iiig thai thu Under will bcmariled v 1 1 hi it a year. The Bichel'ir Indeed. I was under iho liiiprB-lon that the flndlo of a four leaved elowr wa an omen of good luck. Clilcitgo Nuws. Mlltht IIuvu Been Worse. Mrs. Ai riihmiiB - Ach, bcnvciisl I.eedle Shnke.t ens slmsi swallowed der glruffu out of lives Ninth's Aikl Mr. Abrahams Veil tnnk God ll vumi'i der pig. Puck. Uncle Joh William, you go and yoke up them two oxen In the best tituu'y; I'm goln' to town. William Hut, dad, what aro you a-going a-going lo drive them ferr Tiiuy aln'l ilmiu iiolhlu' but plough fur three years. Uncle Josh Never you mlml abiint that; you. go ami Illicit 'em up, I may be fioio Hie conntiy, but I'm up to date, ami If horseless uatrhiges Is the style, your Undo Jo-hua Itiiklns aln'l goio' to Ih' the last lur ndu lu his mil-uruiobilu. mil-uruiobilu. Ex. |