Show AN APOLOGY The Critique on a Mo Modern ern Poem published In our last issue created a astir astir astir stir among the Bachelor Maids The young ladies who were responsible for forthe forthe forthe the Poem ha had their feelings very much ruffled and demanded that an apol apology gy be made through the columns of our paper The editor presented the case to the critic who b being bang ing deeply moved at the sad turn of affairs sat down and wrote the following ng humble apology In f ju justice tice to th Maids we will say wy that th the honor for originating the metre in which the apology is written written written writ writ- ten t I I due them not him The rhe apology itself will sufficiently demonstrate the sincerity of the critic Editor Forsooth now Leap Year Two girls took a chance And nd wrote some swell poetry Bout a Bachelor Maid Dance The CHRONICLE Critic j Had too much to say He published his comments One ill-fated ill Friday Forsooth when he did it But little he thought That his critique would Make the Bachelor Maids hot But the two girls got huffy And told that critic That he lie must apologize Pretty d n d-n n quick f Forsooth he is IS willing And hereby confesses f He unwittingly injured The Maids Maids' poetesses I.- I. And so he begs pardon From his bended knee knee knee- It 0 For wasting his words On such rank poetry |