Show Look out for the grippe Mr John Donnelan was a visitor on Wednesday Miss Edna Hyde was at the University last Tuesday Librarian Corey has been on the sick list for a few days Oh Professor Im I'm so sorry Im I'm late but really I couldn't get a car Please dont don't take the contribution contribution contribution con con- box for a waste-paper waste basket Prof Cummings will conduct chapel exercises this week 8 20 is the hour A guide of one of the companies in inthe inthe inthe the Battalion is an expert ballet He went into action during drill Wednesday Does anyone know him We wish to inform rm the students that the CHRONICLE sanctum is not a cracker factory Young ladies cold weather has set in You need new cloaks Go to It is a universal custom to have the stars and stripes floating over the schools and colleges especially over the State institutions We have a flag Where is it The Arena and Cosmo Cosmopolitan are received received received re regularly at the library thanks thanks' to Prof Whiting tinge Frank Groesbeck is back from Chicago and was at the University on on Friday looking as natural as ever Young men J. J C. C Cutler Brother make the nicest neatest of the uniforms worn a at ac the University this year Several of the young ladies appear to have hav gone into training They have foot races now and then from the front steps down to the north-east north gate In another column and in every issue of the CHRONICLE is an index of readable readable readable read read- able things which appear in current magazines This will be invaluable to busy students and should be made use of As we have said in a previous issue of the CHRONICLE we are willing to concede concede con con- cede ede most anything the young ladies desire still we dont don't wish to break our necks in order to keep from disturbing those young ladies who persist in blocking blocking blocking block block- ing up the stairs The Faculty should see to this Judge Richard Parker th the man who sentenced John Brown to be hanged died recently at Winchester Va His death leaves but one of those who had any connection with that famous trial That man is Judge Judg of Gloucester Va who is still hale and hearty The subject of that famous trial is thus brought up and we would advise the students to read an article published in the November number of the North American Review of 1883 by Dr U Utter now of Salt Lake City which gives a aver aver ver good account of John Browns Brown's life That number has been placed on the the table of the library this week for the t r benefit of those who will interest themselves them there selves in it I 14 San Pete In answer to your query a r Who owns the library we would say that there are some things that we wedo wedo do not feel fel justified in discussing but butr irr r if you will spend a half hour there and keep your eyes and ears open it will r not be difficult to arrive at a satisfactory conclusion t j i A student III in General Chemistry has hasi handed us the following equation w Hey 4 As DEAD FELINE Can some bright student balance it The elements which make up the 4 second part of the first member represent represent sent the nine lives which a cat is supposed supposed supposed sup sup- posed to possess The following notice which may be seen in many public halls would not be beky ky amiss in the halls of the University Gentlemen will not spit on the floor other people must not From the looks of the hall floors some days one would imagine that the other people were in inthe inthe inthe the majority at the University this year Walter and Marks met with a very 1 curious accident the other morning They were on their way to the U University University niver- niver sity in a cart when they were suddenly dumped into a slough near Sugarhouse Ward Walter assures us that it was not the Slough of Despond into which they fell for they are both Independents Independents Independents dents and had their lessons up As was stated in the last number of the CHRONICLE anonymous correspondence correspondence j dence will not be published But we f will say by way of comment on a communication communication communication com com- concerning an article on a Dramatic ra Society signed ed Two wo Enthusiastic Enthusiastic sIas lc Young Ladies Ladles that if you will push yourselves forward and create as great an interest in the other students I as you seem to have you will no doubt succeed To the victors belong the spoils and we predict lasting renown possibly a marble tablet in III the library t and surely a place of esteem in the minds of future students We regret to announce the death o 0 othe of f the father of Miss Rachel Edwards at Goshen Utah Nov 11 and wish to extend the sympathy of the whole U University University Uni Uni- ni- ni to Miss Edwards in this her sad iad affliction A lively debate took place on Thursday Thursday Thursday Thurs Thurs- day of last week Subject Which is proper Knights Knight's errant or Knight The time was limited not so the dictionaries and the arguments for both sides The result was not an an- There came near being a reign of terror terror terror ter ter- in the halls the other morning when Miss rushed up to Crandall and demanded Who put that item in the CHRONICLE I want to know You might have told them that 1 I was your sister and that you had a right to chuck me under the chin I 1 dont don't think you should have let it gone in Youre You're too mean to Ii live ve The following speaks for itself There is a certain young gentleman in school who is so exceedingly bashful that rather than pass young ladies on the stairs he persists in jumping over the banisters If he will send someone ahead to inform them that he is coming the young ladies will wiH try to get out of his way for it looks very dangerous to see him go over a banister head first He might make a mistake and light on his head instead of his feet Girls There has been beel a great many frowns and frenzied remarks in the ladies ladies' toilet room this week on account of the overflow overflow overflow over over- flow or leakage of the radiator If the janitor prefers being met with smiles instead of clouded countenances he should look i into uto this matter and remedy it if possible If we have to stand while in inthe the room we ought at least to have a floor that is not flooded with water r The students especially the girls wish to thank the person who removed the stump from the path leading g northeast northeast northeast north north- east from the University the stump which has caused several girls to come conie into school with pouting lips and tears glistening in their eyes Upon being asked the reason of their downcast appearances would angrily reply II I I fell over that horrid stump and knocked my hat off and now look at my hair It looks just awful and I had it fixed perfectly lovely too Boo ho hoo The following has been received from froma a University student We give it to you for what it is worth II Suppose we test the assumption made in a recent issue of the CHRONICLE that Johnnie hates drill because he must do it by substituting the A word ord ord must with may to see if he will change the frown to a smile and anxiously wait for the hour of drill I think that whether the substitution should prove favorable or otherwise to the it would at all events be a substitution of monarchial conservatism with American sentiments and possibly relieve the University of the unnecessary expense of ha having a drill Student |