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Show OroMoi Women jocks need money In our last exciting episode (as they say the Saturday afternoon to hear the Word were entitled to every other academic and administrative body in the University, the Athletic Department is now starting its annual budget war. In order to secure financial security for individual teams, each coach fights with the selfish pleas of first importance for his team and with the threats of an unsuccessful season if more money cannot be promised. And again, the annual fight does not include women's athletics. The proposed $20,000 budget for women's sports has been tenatively approved by Athletic Department financiers. But the money did not come from their treasure chest. Janet Thurgood, women's athletic director, has been told that the money was reserved from excess funds this year which will go to cover her plans for the coming season. While the women will be monetarily covered for the next year, permanent funding from the Athletic budget is still only being discussed. But there is an obviously overlooked solution. The Associated Students of the University of Utah (ASUU) give athletics $250,000 annually. Of this sum, nothing goes to women's sports. It would seem fair to alot a full percentage of this money to women's athletics according to the percentage of women contributing in the name of ASUU. This would represent the entire studentbody in distributing of these funds while acting as a firm foundation for the now struggling women's athletic program. Like in kiddy shows) Garner Ted Armstrong descended unto Happy Valley, alighting from a great iron bird. Those who braved the crowds With the cats away, the mice work their tails off receive a free program, abrim with beautiful, glossy photos, and a song sheet that virtually reeks of g and good cheer. Just a titles is enough to at the glance cheer you up. "Bridge over Troubled Water". "Climb Every well-bein- Mountain", "The Impossible Dream", "You'll Never Walk Alone", and "No Man is an Island". They're all there. The chorus of one song approaches the tone of some of the more hysterical issues of the "Reader's Digest": To live, yes, live, live, live Live in this world Yes, live, live, live Yes, live, live, live In this world (Repeat) Garner Ted Armstrong hasn't had to face the occupational hazards traditionally given to the prophet (stonings, hungry lions, philosophy profs), but instead bathes in a national spotlight of acclaim, along with other purveyors of joy, spiritual or otherwise. Billy Graham's voice commands the attention of the most influential man in the country, whose calls for a magazine that will print only good news. Evangelist Rex Humbard makes the cover of "Parade", and Oralt Roberts warns us that "something good is going to happen to YOU I" Second-guessin- g Jehovah has become big business. Armstrong and Stephen Lindsay, author of the g "Late Great Planet Earth", are among the many ready to tell us what lies behind the dusty pages of the neglected family Bible. vice-preside- Those collegians who are conscientious (or masochistic) enough to read this publication cover to cover might notice a new look to the paper in the next few days. The regular editors have abdicated their positions temporarily and have trundled off to the Rocky Mountain Collegiate Press Association conclave at Santa Fe. With the old pros packing up for a 3:30 plane, and the nervous second-strin- g quarterbacks joining forces under the tutelage of future Editor-in-ChiRoulhac "Blood 'n' Guts" Garn, the atmosphere in the office on Wednesday afternoon wavered somewhere between those of the landing at Iwo Jima and a bad episode of Hotel Balderdash. Pleas for help n instructions were issued from throats, hasty issued and the kids were sternly warned to be sure to lock the doors, turn out the lights, and feed the copy editor every day. ef last-minu- panic-stricke- STAR TREK e especially careful on the road today. The Highway Patrol is practicing up for the Easter ARIES-B- iidbUUiiMGUUiudinc. he weekend s, l, Daily Utah Chronicle Published daily, eacept during lest week, by the Associated Students ol thUniversity o Utah The opinions expressed on the editorial pages of the Daily Utah Chronicle do not necessarily represent the view ot the studentbody or the University administration Second Class postage paid m Sail Lake City Post Ottice Managing Editor Advertising Manager., News Editor Editorial Editors Copy Editor Assistant Copy Editor Entertainment Editor Sports Editor Feature Editor Head Photographer Nancy Ann Rob lei Rick Brough, Ron Varela Joe Kelleher Steve Young Gina Otteson Steve Thiese John Sorgatz Hal Hadley . iscount records VALLEY FAIR MALL 299-349- 5 MONDAY THRU FRIDAY1 0:00-9:0- 0 SATURDAY 10:00-6:0- 0 CLOSED EASTER SUNDAY 9:30-8:0- 0 RICHMOND Stephen Schowengerdt Verne fcdiger Reporters Rick Brough, K R Garn, Ron Varela, Hal Spencer, Cns Coleman, Doug Hoff, Joe Kelleher, Jetl Smith, Jim Dickerson. 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SCORPIO- - Let your nasty, raucous behavior prevail today. You can make amends for yourself later. SAGITTARIU- S- Your wishful dalliances with the opposite sex are hurting your studies. Be encouraged by the fact that there are more important things in life than school. CAPRICORN- - The traumas of yesterday will haunt you for another 24 hours. Soothe your psyche with a nap this afternoon. AQUARIUS-- It is not too late to make a go of it this quarter. Think about Plato and be inspired to seek the nobler things of life. PISCES-Tr- y to divorce yourself from me sticky situation you created; you are overracting to the whole ordeal. anti-Christ- nt best-sellin- (i weekend. TAURUS-T- te stifled if the Union Lawn was torn up, only now there are no protests to hold. Spiro Agnew is quiet, not because he has been refuted, but because there is no one left to refute him. promise. If we admit that we are part of And while the future is good, the we must this Era of Good past is even better. 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