Show I I JABS JABSI I I AND i ii t. t I i BLABS i J ft By Hugh C. C Cotterell I 1 H fr M 11 i 1 I 1 I 1 H HH H Nothing to It Two eds co-eds were walking over to toL toL 1 L L building behind two men busily busily busily bus bus- ily engaged in in a conversation in in Chinese One of the ferns giggled giggled gig giggled gig gig- that too cute cute 1 Turning around one of the Chinese evidently annoyed retorted You ought to try it some time r r Truth Department No Algernon in in these hard hardtimes hardtimes hardtimes times it isn isn't t wrong to take a girl out and not spend any any money on her her but it is is very very difficult difficult cult N N. W W. A A. r O 0 O. O Else Elser Famous last word No Scoop NBC N. N B. B C. C rated themselves a bIg scoop when they presented Governor Governor Governor Gov Gov- Blood in in an interview election election elec elec- tio tion tion night when there was a definite definite definite nite indication of Utah's vote NBC N. N B. B C. C arranged the matter so fast that K IL D D. Y L L. only had a afew afew afew few minutes notice of what was going to happen Score Apiece One of the less smart reporters around here thought he would I break in into print prin b by a bum tion of Chronics Chromes feature editor won wont won't t he be surprised not to see his name mentioned which reminds us that we haven't answered Bob Nibley's open letter in in the last Humbug and Bob isn't the reporter report report- er mentioned Women for You From Texas Colleg College of Mines we learn they have a No Date Club for the gals the membership of which is constantly changing Conspiracy Did you jou notice everyone ditch their pom pom after the welcome rally at the depot when the team came home from Oregon 1 one of our better informed agents tells us that it was done to keep them from appearing at the game Saturday Saturday Saturday Sat Sat- was it the too virile influence influence in influence in- in fluence of the Yell Leaders Leaders' 1 the morning after the Mardi Gras more than one par par- ty found that an artificial mustache mustache mus mus- mustache tache or sideburn had changed places judging from the signs on some of the costumes our education education education edu edu- cation has not been of much avail Betas Beta's Bill Hammond wisecracks wisecracks wise wisecracks wise wise- cracks aloud in m solemn moments of picture shows C C. U furnishes the game for three home home comings comings this year remember their acrobatic acrobatic acrobatic acro acro- batic cheer leader of a few years back Idaho hasn't defeated Washington in 30 years jears Each season their cry is Repeat 1903 Before the Utes will ever go places in m fast company they must get the passing attack oiled up First editions of Robinson Robinson- Jeffers Jeffers' and Apples are selling at an extreme premium premium especially for the works of a living author wonder who gets the first parking place behind the Park building in the morning 1 |