Show e t o Home Hits its and Happenings f f. If you have business business' in our sanctum sanctum dont don't knock walk right in With the compliments of f J J. F F. Gro Grover e i 1 Hip hip ht hurrah One more edition edition and our trials and tribulations end The temperature in the museum museum fre frequently frequently fre- fre reaches 1020 1 Ellerbeck and Ba Bailey il y have withdrawn J from school Theres There's e's es only a few of us us lef left The close of this term tenn is fast approaching approaching approach ching ch- ch ing and we feel lost at not receiving some such notice lOtice The Delta Phi will give on one one- of its grand balls etc etc etc etc etc You may expect something interesting interesting- fro from the Physical al Cult Culture re cl class ss in the the- near future They are hard at work work- practising several hours a we week k in preparation preparation for an exhibition to be given in the the the- theatre about the or or r of thi this month Among our visitors last fast week were were weri Mrs Carrie Perrie nee W Woodbury ury 92 92 Alice Chase and Estella Eklund The wet weather of last w week ek spoiled poi edt a picnic up City Creek pl planned nned f for for- i- i Friday Fiday It is a source of great annoyance to tot Prof Augsburg to go to his class in room room 31 and find the boards ornamented with various designs reminding one of a a U. U P. P map covered with railroad d tracks While Mr Crismon was help helping ng along along- the Field Day Club meeting on Monda Monday someone walked off with his cap The poor boy sat around trying to muster up up- enough courage to venture out bareheaded bareheaded bare bare- headed on the street until about eight o'clock when the janitor came to his his' assistance and taking him to the door deliberately locked him hire out J i A t How does it happen that the trigonometry om- om etry class etry-class class are are- just learning to divide 65 3 by bY 2 2 2 v Once nc on a ii time ne th the bees bee and the hornets hornets hornets hor nets had had- hada a great meeting All of their brother and sister bees and hornets had been invited to attend but many were occupied occupied oc at this particular time it being Monday which you know is always a avery avery avery very busy day and consequently only about forty had been able to comeI come I IA A great hush settled over the swarm as Mr President Bee gracefully lighted on ona ona a a convenient bush and opened the meet meet- ing Everything went on smoothly for fora a a time The business of the hour heur being disposed of their attention was was then taken up up with the choosing of the officers for forthe forthe the next meeting By this time the hornets hornets hornets hor hor- nets nets who naturally are very restless and J Alike Jike i e to be heard set up a loud buzzing buzzing- It f had suddenly occurred to them that only a few were present and one or another another an an- other hornet saw that the vote of his wife or or r brother at home was necessary Mr President resident Bee quickly comprehending the situation and seeing that it was not best to meddle with hornets when they are are aroused quickly pushed the remainIng remaining remain remain- Ing work through and all the bees save perhaps one or or or two drones lighted out for home The disconcerted hornets buzzed and buzzed till even the drones were frightened frightened fright frightened ened away Finally in a body the hornets hornets hornets hor hor- nets fl flew w to the home of a very wise bumble bumblebee bee and agreed to let him settle the difficulty Moral If you want things your own own way dont don't ask the hornets One of our local editors has been sick the last week but we shall try to o get along long as well as yve we can without him Thirteen sacks of Government publications publications were received last week f J j- j jt J 0 J Cannon evening at 8 o clock o'clock- Some excellent musical selections wilL be given n in a addition to the lecture r J An exchange gives this d definition of f love love- Two souls with but a a single thought two fools that act as as' one While this is not true in every case it strikes some som bf the University couples i right on the head I. I E. E Willey a last years year's student of the J University of Utah paid us us a pleasant visit The The announcement made last Thursday Thursday Thursday Thurs Thurs' Thurs Thurs- day that the Inspector-General Inspector of th the United States army would be present on ori the fo following owing day to inspect the U University University sity battalion fell like a thunderbolt Speculation had it that he would not be present for at least two weeks and ample time would be given for putting on the finishing touches But the Commandant received the notice last Thursday of his coming and with all possible haste a sign was put on the bulletin board which read thus thus- to mor Inspector General comes row No classes will be held Every member of the battalion must be present at 9 a. a m. m The announcement spread d like wildfire The girls immediately called a meeting and passed the following resolution without a dissenting vote Go God bless the Inspector Inspector- Inspector Genera General Mr LaH Laker r rat at once collected his books and departed for home Upon arriving he went to his room pulled off his shoes and taking a comfortable position he studied tactics until until until un un- til far into the watches of the night Mr Leaver while sitting on the green greengrass greengrass greengrass grass last week surrounded by some of our fairest damsels contracted a very se severe severe severe se- se vere cold and a bottle of Ayers Ayer's Cherry Pectoral not being eing speedy enough in curing curing curing cur cur- ing him grave apprehensions were felt that he would be unable to use his voice for giving some of A those hose oh-my-head- oh j. j ins commands Some Some Some-of of the p pains pains-me cadets deficient in the manual of arms took their pieces home and spent hours in trying to handle their guns with ease and tion Boots which ha had l not seen blacking for ages were polished in all the colors of the rainbow and uniforms which looked 1 as though their owners had borne the brunt of a furious b battle were brushed t down and grease spots removed Gloves which l looked as though their possessors were chimney sweepers were replaced by new white ones Guns which had not notI I f. f been cleaned since a year ago were subjected subjected subjected sub sub- to a most careful cleaning and when the University battalion assembled a few minutes minuteS' after nine it presented a splendid appearance The Inspector- Inspector General then appeared upon the scene and battalion review took place Then a close and scrutinizing inspection of each company company company com com- pany pany was made after which the officers took turns in putting their companies through ugh the loadings firings manual co company pany movements etc When this was over over artillery drill took place and considering considering considering consid consid- ering the small amount of drill given in inthis inthis this his line the few who took part in it did exceedingly well Mr Ellerbeck who has looked forward to this all important event with deep anxiety and md who has instead of calling on spent his Sunday evenings at home studying military military military mili mili- tary maneuvers met with a very painful mi misfortune fortune While the cannon was being moun mounted ed Mr Ml Ellerb Ellerbeck's ck's finger fing-er was accidentally accidentally accidentally acci acci- dentally caught under the handspike and Wright Wright- noticing it immediately I ordered the cannon to be raised while f t shouts of Will Will Willi A A hero Oh Oh I hope hes he's not hurt arose among the girls who came dressed in gaudy colors colors to witness this inspection After some exercises exercises ex ex- in flag the signalling cadets cadet were were- dismissed The inspector was Major John M. M Hamilton First Cavalry Department of the Platte Omaha Neb and to a aU U. U C. C man he stated that taking everything everything- into consideration the battalion had done very well but when asked which company carried off the honors he politely refu refused ed to answer the question Major Hamilton inspected the military department of the the- University of Nebraska a few days ago and his other inspections in addition to this University will include the U University of Wyoming and the Agricultural College of this Territory at Logan and the one in Colorado l 1 |