Show SALT cm CITY jan 4 1 at en ei UNION TJ mox VE rn I 1 it t lias been a matter maten matei of considerable erable wonder to the gentiles who visit salt lake city how domestic felicity could exist in ill choho families elicio there were ten tell or a dozen madams mad aing sonic some never did believe that such was wag the cage thinking it a thing impossible unless the fer females nales of tins this ci city V wele destitute of the bump buina of combativeness your correspondent was one of those un ull believers and still is as lie was witness the other day to a scene that thai neady dispelled all doubts of the impossibility of peace and harmony existing C under a roof there were more than one mrs I 1 will state the facts truthfully connected with the affair in question hoping no lie saint will take offense two days ago as I 1 was walking along ad west temple street I 1 saw in front of one of those long buildings with nany entrances a mrs so and so no 1 2 or 4 1 I dont know which pitching into her beloved most furiously with mop end of a largo large broom beloved squealed and immediately mis mi 8 so and so no 1 2 or 4 was reinforced by mrs ditto 5 6 or 1 7 who charged beloved f fiercely in front making him suddenly ddenny su ware of the lie t close proximity of his stomach to the butt end of a large pole which was thrust violently against his paunch causing him to grunt wish himself a single man inan I 1 know and inwardly consider the policy of a cave beloved boing being in 1 thus simultaneously assaulted in front and rear finally did cave begged for qua iter cr and the last I 1 saw or of the poor pool unfortunate lie was being escorted into the kitchen of if liis his harem flarea between his captors apparently promising any thin thing and everything 0 for liis his release but whether lie got ot it I 1 cant say other lKa madams danis of the establishment together 0 with all the brats connected therewith witnessed this successful skirmish and were greatly amused the poor devil after leing being taken to the kitchen was probably seated on oil a stool and put on half rations ration 3 for a day or two during which time he as follows most likely and thus it is with me oh dire cordi condition tion Broomstick cd ban baided bailed led at and here afraid to stir and if I 1 humbly otter offer my contrition th hu buch ih you monster or ill smash you sh sar 1 9 all henpecked hen lien pecked peeled men in early life show age but if pecked like me then kept in limbo me mc thinks soon bo be blotted from lifes page or aivish they had bad been or could be by jingo Con confound round these wives to keep mo me thih in terror and curse these brats their w v ito ho can call tell this tan wife system is a agrest grait big error liell hell it makes one dread his own house worse than yours C C C |