Show bvm antia ov any other inn our devils home thoughts and side remarks never own that th t your wife is right prentice better still never have to acknowledge that your wife is left at home taking 11 caro care of the babies while you are arc out flirting with other folks wives or drinking bad whisky jeremy taylor says that it takes a wide wick garment to cover some people sins we wonder if hiir our ladies will think it necessary to expand their crin crin blines jeremy said sins not shins so the sarcasm and the joke are arc lost panties at a dead lock should extricate themselves with a skeleton key f it answer the purpose by drafting them into an army corpse slander is as much more accumulative than a snow ball as it is blacker and often it is rolled up tip for the same reason nothing else to do idleness is the devils own hand maid what a life of happiness and honor boner is ig that of tho the husbandman a life fed by the bounty of earth and sweetened with the airs aira of heaven during the major part of his life he be sows bows ker nals and reaps a general crop of prosperity our devil says he be much opinion of the mines of utah perhaps Ws its because hes heps not ili P the vein his fondest hopes are arc ore but bul ho be is a copperhead copper head licad in iw no io sense mr air mason in writing to jeff davis in 1856 in in reference to disunion said 1 11 I am a candidate for the first halter lies hes a gallous gallons bird sure enough dij the yell of the rebels on going into battle is said to be exceedingly peculiar they remind us of our butchers mastiff masti fr he was a big yell ohl oh dog we hear bear of a bloody mutiny in braggs arm army y q and nd of another in pi ices perhaps the bhoj rebels wi will soon bo be taking each others bid hides es for bo boots is shoes boos and broggs brog ns the rebels ought not to bo be short of leather braggs army has been hiding biding in the mountains of georgia for tho the last ten days and price got lots of it every timo time he set sole leather in missouri the re rebels belsho who invaded pennsylvania th this is summer were mostly barefoot bare foot and the expedition was a perfect fail failure twe we suppose that accounts for the richmond examiner calling lees raid a bootless undertaking why loth doth a dog waggle hith tail give div 3 i it t up tip I 1 think moth fellahs fellars will give that cupl you ehte the dog leth hith tall the dog ith stronger than the tall tail it if lie he the tail would waggle the bogl ye yc eth what I 1 call a if I 1 can CAH only A recollect him I 1 shall ath onith those two girls thome of these dath if you love me thay tho the if you dont love me t thay hay tho the but if boft love me and conf don like flike to thay tho the eliy my handl hand if you would bo be tolerated be tolerant if you would hear bear the truth tell it if you be troubled dont be troublesome tit for tat it is said some of the women who visit the camps wear gutta percha breasts full of old bourbon we IVO guess they find the soldiers a sort of big babies not easily weaned wonder if they find the illinois troops their best customers if husband husban dand and wife are arc fast there is danger in in their case as in ift that of a fast team that the coupling will bicak in that case they ought to bo be driven tandem out of respectable society with old nick in ia the lead A B rief brief dialogue affectionate pari remember bobby it is the early bird that catches the worm bobby yes poppy but how about the wor rum it ia h better to labor under tinder aberration of mind than of nf morals orals because wo we suppose tho the lunatic asylum is better than the penitentiary i T in i n fj i f y s 1 flo te A couple s setting bitin up housekeeping on secondhand second hand furniture bone bene diek and beatrice have no use for old made things long john wentworth of chicago it id 1 mid baid claims to havo have ini his board reduced to half price arico because bec auge with him a little food goes a long way E uv cry hungry fellow is willing to bo a martyr when ile ho is brought to the steak X it is meet that lie ho should 16 b e wo we had 11 a id ai soon su buffer ff e r martyrdom as attempt to masticator masti cato some steaks wo we wot of ina in a lato late raid of rebel auci allm in ift tho the eastern part of kentucky the leader of the band bandzas ivas Was severely bitten by a big bh dog do and the do dog died I 1 yew Iea heading ding the rebels now read a famous passage of shakespeare thus theres a divinity that shapes our ends rough hue them how we will 11 it is reported that jeff davis was heartily hissed i on his arrival at selma ala by a rebel in petticoats there the smack re sounded through the streets like a pistol the report unfortunately dont add that jeff ii went off P and bun hung himself Fis hermans lucka dreadful story was told some time ago of a mi miserable merable drunkard who was drowned his body was wag not found for several days and when at last etwas it was fished up tip his clothes were filled with eels ile he was carried home to his wife and when they asked her what to do with hint him she said set him again A Misouri ble pun fun A western paper suggests that missouri politicians are so mixed up tip that the authorities may as well establish a lottery for the government and gamble for a governor if they play seven up for atit is hope they wab wont t turn up a knave a ve recruiting in the southern armies is ia going on rapidly puch kich paper yes I 1 but unfortunately for jeff jeffs Is confederacy many of their soldiers are going north to recruit their health if jeff gets his bis deserts well take care of his deserters |