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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD te ene nT Our Pet Peeve~ DISAPPEARING Along the Concrete Sally Sez TRICK At a party a necklace a woman was “wearing was much admired, took it off to show She it better and it was passed from hand to hand. Later, it was not forthcoming. “The joke has gone far enough,” said the host. “I'll put this silver dish on the table, turn out the elec tric ight, count one hundred, and expect to find the necklace on the dish when I turn up the light again.” When he turned up the light the dish also had vanished! : Ideal Neighbor Smith entered a big London store and made his way to the gardening department. “I want three lawn “Three, have sir?” a very he echoed. “You the kind,” snapped “I have two neigh- bors.”—Pearson’s Magazine. No Sense of Humor . | y Sam—Alas, Dusty, what caused the family to throw you out on your ear and call the dog? Dusty Rhodes — Alack, Sam, 1 scarcely know. I was to saw some wooed in return for a pie, and when { asked the lady was it all right with her if I sawed the ple and ate the wood, all at once she seemed to get sore, = eee = (Copyright, W."N. U) = Se mnt Se Pome sa aie VY a BUT MAY i CALL To ¢ ATTENTION THE | Your may lV erie et MORE wbee INDEED é2 tO INFORM AND MERELY A DESIRE i WHY al CUSE | IYou THAT 1AM Now | THE CRAVING ‘You ° WRONG eee MY DEAR WiIFE=IN THE PROCESS FOR tate Mie shal a OSES, MAND HIRSUTE, ee RAISED KING GEORGE [—— A back ee ; THIS BEARD— HE'S il ‘ : MANY OTHERS own yard. Bt 8 ee |[—AND THE EX-KAISER. 1O ADD TOMY NC Renn ._ evar sentsegt man can make the “things he wants: in this new age of speed ; But Intermountain Men produce most everything we need. S LET’S PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY CPR nn ennnnnn : THE FEATHERHEADS — , 2:22", | HOPE You'll PARDON | Wear fags ——— must great estate.” “Nothing of Smith grimly. is No mowers,” he said. The assistant stared hard at him, ‘ If we should try to raise all things we néed we'd find it hard A man can’t raise quite everything: out _ ANOTHER. HAS-GEEN ee WEEK’S PRIZE STORY ai _— A more rapid return to prosperity might be felt in the West, if we would buy Intermountain Made Products.. AMONG THE WHISKER ELITE : It isn’t that we need conversion to that idea, but buying we have acquired just ANY ering the loss Manufacturers I, D. GOODS the habit without of consid- to our own Intermountain and producers, ROBINSON, Paragonah, Ut. io Beautiful—New—Modern i : on the Arizona Strip, Half Way to Los Anzgeles— Highway No. 91 38 Miles Beyond St. George HOTEL, CABINS AND CAFE Reasonable Rates : Smali Phil, who had a chest cold, was being properly doctored before going to bed. His mother put her ear to his chest and listened for a minute. After being very quiet, he asked: “Am I running?’ — Indianapolis _ News. Prohibition By Ted O’Loughlin Now, NOw, MY MAN—Do eeNOT DANG! eee | 4’\ oe OF NATURE THis OICE/ : AND oeNO LONGER WHUT TH EN ee STENTS :\ at eeA eS FROM Aee!SOLID LiQu = = : Peis (hie ere i 7 ‘ : | | CATERPILLAR” 7 TRACTORS. have several good used “Caterpillar” We peed : A Refining Pe ie: oo " | fA ES eens er DO You KNOW WELL~= WHIN’ he WHAT BUYIN’ CHANG (T, TH OCCURS ) BE ANGEGREAT cy GeEATIST IS IN TH’ PRICE WHEN WATER, WONDERS OF THE || Becomes Ice? DARN O1CE_] Seale eg - ny 2 : OH, Ol WUZN'T BUT THAT'S WHAT GooD j ’ : REVILE THAT—Ol —"\ JeyouLD | MMEANT—RATHER “YOU [I iON ||HT] DOIN’ ee wuz JisT GiTTiN' SORE AT THIS -/ MARVEL AT THE ee in Arizona ~ At 400 Utah Oil ES A Slip-Up © Western Newspaper Union Repealed Tractors on which desirable deals can be made. See our salesmen in — Tremonton or Salt Lake City. a Landes Tractor & Equipment Co. 236 5 » ey / - Customer—Would I get much wear aut of that suit in the window? ‘Tailor—We aim to make clothing Sansa Sank Commercial * fii} ss C Z that will last a customer until he Saves enough Sadly “Yes,” fore money Different said we to were the 2 buy. another S’MATTER Meaning gloomy married man, she POP—A Bigger And A used Useful Drawback a plain-looking girl Better Birthday Party “be- S to Tun Have A BIGGER Thi@erTHy dav! IT Wit. ME. Terre THaAn “MA? ow enti CAN! You wir HAVE HoH! & | @ET MY Fours To Cean ee tT To 4 WHat [Im Zonna DIN ¢ THA gabe & The records of Graduates of our Business ining Courses are testimonials te the thoroughness and scope of Instruction at Six CAKES AND One CANDLE “A Care wird Six CANDLES this is a Training short and new catalog and summer courses to to have under more our direct di- route information regar : -HENAGER BUSINESS COLLEGE has such a squint, too.” “Yes, but she’s useful for keeping away shoplifters; they never know she’s looking !”—Dublin institution. rection to a well’ paid, permanent position. Summer Term will start soon. Write for ‘got a job in such a big shop, and she ' where aa eS say ‘By by’ so sweetly when I left her. Now it’s ‘Buy-buy’ !” “Ah,” said his friend, “she puts a different spell over you.’—Stray Stories. “She’s West South Temple St. Salt Lake City, Utah 45 East Broadway - Salt Lake City, ‘| Get Free Garden Guide Book Opin- fon. : The Hussy “See that girl over there?” “Sure—very pretty “She rings takes © The Bell Syndicate, toc.) girl.” from men _ By GEORGE she don't even know.” “You don’t mean it! How shock- ing.” “Fact—she’s a telephone girl.” Le YoU THAT THE Late Proposal © “I’ve come,” said the woman politician, “to ask you to support me.” “I’m sorry, miss,” replied the man, “but you’re too late. I’ve been mar- WANT ME “TO GE BIG GILT TOOTH OENTISTS ITLL. HAVE SIGN? TO BE OFF AFTER YOU DINOSAURS " OENTISTS MO HAVE TOOTH REMOVED FROM THE 4 COULD ONLY TAKES SUCH & ORASTIC STEP FOR A WORTHY CAUSE, AND REPAID WILL BE DOCTOR THe REGRET eeocceoe BUT I THE TRANSACTION HAS CERTAIN ASPECTS OF - YNLAWEUL & EIZURE ES SIGN, PLACE THIS ENVELOPE CONTAINING BANKNOTES IN THE OFFICE --s HE WILL SE REPAID, YOUR FEE WILL BE AMPLE, AND IN PERFORMING THIS ACT SCIENCE WILL BE YOUR, DEBTOR weer CHANGES, WHILE THE i NIGHTS 1S STILL. DARI< ate ried for years.”—Toronto Globe. — y YEOhie Ue, STORM It BEATS ME! BuT IF HES WILUN’ TO % PAY HARO S Cd Lean A MAi] fi Vy ey YES cowe : VL zz > per month rey atl ASK YOUR DRUGGIST vi MEET GELLE AT THE STAGE DOOR! Ari! THE DEAR THING — 3 x OIL INTERMOUNTAIN - PRODUCT in brooders, feeders, and other poultry supplies. RAMSHAW BROTHER - ARE ~CUSE WAITIN' FoR MISS BELLE HOPPER, GY ANY CHANCE ? YES , MY GOOD MAN, HAVE YOU A MESSAGE FOR ME ? = XZ COIAINLY HAVE LEAVE MY GoiL. FRIENO ALONE !!! HATCHERIES Compliance Certificate No. 546 3687 So. State, S. L. C., Ut., Ph. Mur. 474 _TIMPANOGOS HATCHERY Compliance Certificate No. 1206 305 So. 7th East, Prove, Ut., Ph. 613W In the whole of Siberia the rivers are frozen over for at least five — months of the year. teahs per week will be paid . for the best 50-word article on “Why you Fed $3.0 should use Intermermntain’ made Goods” — Similar to above. Send your story in prose or verse to In< . termountain Products Column, P. O. Box 1555, Salt Lake City. If your _ story appears column | X FOR - HAR points in the Intermountain West. Phone, write, or wire for price list and literature. All leading varieties. 6, 8 and 10-week-old pullets and turkey poults. Hatches daily. Distributors for the best “KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES” WHAT A BRAVE LITTLE GAL SHE IS ~ ALONE IN THE Big CITY— DANCING TO HELP PAY OFF THE TAXES ON HER FATHER'S for the complete - YOUR POCKETBOOK SUFFERS “WHEN YOU GET STALE CHICKS Buy only FRESH-HATCHED chicks for best results. Overnight service fo all (Copyright, 1932, by The Bell Syndicate, Inc. THE REVUE WILL BE OUT IN THIRTY MINUTES, THINK I'LL DRESS AND only cece Wy <yiaee 7] $15 course of six months, Phone er write for our catalogue. - AN i) i 7 days. HAVE TO GET ONE OF THE COVE BOYS TO GIVE ME A HAND ccoeece LGA , V1 pe 121 So. Main St., Salt Lake City The Beauty Culture Profession Knows no Depression You can now learn a profession that will make you independent for the rest of your — e MONEY FOR | AINT ONE SuUCHA CHORE PED STAND BACK 44 vil ‘Utah High School of Beauty Culture j nf Running you ceive check Weel: No. 8417 in this will for re- ; $3.00 : W.N.U.~-Salt Lake Clty” |