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State, be HATCHERIES Salt Lake City, Utah HATCHERIES Prove, Utah zg “Glass Snake” Legless Lizard The European “glass snake” is in reality a legless lizard. per week will be paid. for the best 50-word $3.00 article on “Why you — should’ use Intermountain made ’ Goods” — Similar to above. Send your story in prose or verse to Intermountain Products Column, P. O. Box 1555, Salt Lake City. If your ZF Uy SorRY, BUT I HWE Write special prices and cash discounts on ‘orders placed now. 4 “All Breeding Steck Blood Tested for Pullorum Disease. (BWD), by the Rapid |. Whole Blocd Agglutination Method, sinee October Ist, 1933, and all indieated reactors removed.” : ; TIMPANOGOS "GF QUALITY inow For White Leghorns, Reds, Rocks and other Popular Breeds. Production Bred Mountain Bred and Acclimated only a short distance from our warm Hatcheries to your warm Brooder. We are distributors for ‘“‘Sol-Hot” Brooders © The Bell Syndicate, Inc.) 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MUSEUM UPON own : OF NOT WE NATURAL HISTORY HAD PREVAILED > year? Daily EHagile. DISCOVERY A DINOSAURS SKULL INTACT NEAR JONESBORO, PROF PETTIGONE WAS GRATIFIED TO YOu TOLD IT OFFeces ANDO PROMSE ME THAT YOU'LL NOT NEGLECT TO CHANGE TO. YOUR. WOOLENS AT THE FIRST SIGN OF DAMEY AFTER READING THE ~ ELIPPING CONCERNING ‘Suburban Strategy _. Jones—Will 1 HERE PUT THAT ay “Six Men of Dorset” “Six Men of Dorset” were farm — laborers who, about 150 years agog banded together to demand of their employers meat to eat at least once a week, They were prosecuted for conspiracy and sentenced to long — terms of penal servitude. By GEORGE STORM A Pleasant Journey! = BOBBY THATCHER— him?—Montreal ie and — eae Catty - Jane—Jim’s so original. He says things to nie that nobody else would dream of saying. * Jill—What’s he been up fo now— “Gazette. for our Free Feed Nursery Guide Book PORTER WALTON CO. | MIGHT BE EITHER ' “What business are you in?” “The film business.” o -“Ladies’ garments or moving and Idaho Sheet Lightning Sheet lightning is forked lightning in the distance, hidden from direct view by clouds, a mountain, or the curvature of the earth. This discharge is so distant that the thunder is not heard. WHAT Look !i—— WouLD cut MY HOUSEHOLD =) ILLS IN HALF| : tS THEY SENTI!A Device THAT WOULD (OF CROOKS.! : It READ SANING THEY FOR A DOLLAR SEND ME A TAKEN iN BEEN BY A BUNCH i. —“| He Be | . HAvell IN TH? NIXT. “wWiere's,, FINNGY ¢¢ RL By Ted O'Loughlin rarer SEEN In Utah Sharp Practice %.220= FINNEY OF THE FORCE -SWINDLED. - shamefully. never browbeat I landed on he Service Stations | Fe en Queensberry Rules Magistrate (in English court)— They say you browbeat your wife The Accused—I fer, your worship, Refining aes Farmer Corncrib—Yes, Ezekiel, yes! Jest as“ston*as we've looked in all: Grove, Utah. At 400 gavels.” Don’t | for 1934, “the more Intermountain Products you try, the more you'll buy”. ; MRS. MARJORIE WEEKS, this United States Capitol is going to require is make OOOOO“* The time has come when we all must spend our dollars to the best advantage. We must buy the preducts that are better made, and reasonably priced. You'll find this true when you use Intermountain “The need of it is plainly before my eyes,” answered Senator Sorg“One OOOO nnn! . |\_ THE UNIVERSITY2) oo THIS WEEK’S PRIZE STORY | Future Requirement “You approve of forest culture?” hum. success. * Bee Union S WHAT DID You ‘SAY “to MRS. STURNG 7 SHE INTIMATED THAT You WERE QuITE GooD {DEA~ USE THE happy.” 3 bring IN PATRONIZING INDUSTRY | HEWLETT’S | “THE FEATHERHEADS You KNOW MY HUSBAND “He says he is sure he can make Helen happy if she will marry him, As if any:man cotild be sure of mak- which UNITE HOME story appears in this ‘ column. you will. re- $3 OO ceive check for = Week No. $405 PRR PR PPP W.N.U.—Salt Lake City POPOL FI FPF ID FI IIB a a |