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Show UINTAH BASIN RECORD Sally Sez Our Pet Peeve WHAT COULD HAVE HAP TOI? SIrl ‘OL BASE BURNER _. HMM A distinguished professor of a noted university was delivering an address. before a group of business men. At its conclusion a manufacturer took issue with him. “Science is of no benefit to me,” _ he insisted. “What is your business?” inquired the professor. “I manufacture suspenders,” was the reply. “And where would your business be,” was the next question, “if the _ evar Jen/se _ aw of gravity were suspended?” I hate to see a healthy fellow, In WISDOM -IN SILENCE the breadiine If I were My “mo married I would man to have a _ LET’S PATRONIZE want, job. i HOME INDUSTRYE (Copyright, W. N, U.) aia : THE FEATHERHEADS COME ON, FELIK— Y sorry— HAVE DINNER WilH J HAVE To ME— MY WIFE: MY WIFE sot “Sometimes it is wise to say noth- ing” WiLL GE TO ‘I'M NOT SO BADLY OFF AFTER EVERY NiGHTI| A WHILE BEFORE | COULD GET USED a NEVER, HOME To : ““Yes; it may enable one to hide better the fact that one has nothing to HAVE THIS WEEK’S PRIZE STORY WELL-MAYBE OWN BEING ON SHE 1S7 AND "SINGING You ON .THE OH-NO=— DON'T MIND THATS For DINNERS MY t CAN WRN You SEE Another year passed and a new one begun brings thoughts ef old resolutions broken and new ones to make, We will start out in high hopes. that when this new year is old our resolutions will still hold good. How often is that the case? But the one resolution we must make ALWAYS | OFF THE. EVERY EVENING and keep throughout this year. is te cone tinue to patronize home industry! Only by doing so can we expect to bring to our | say.” Intermountain states an abundance of hape piness That Was and hundred : That “Doe,” said the grafter, trying to get a little free medical advice “when prosperity first thing, 'd say, would be to Utah Oil. buy Refining wings.” didn’t visit to her father’s you you lonesome, miss your In Utah Sens onto mother?” and NO DouBT MRS SNO OH- FINNEY— {( dst she You SEEN COME lore THE “No,” answered the child, “Aunt ‘ Wmily can boss you like everything.” OUT HORSPITAL. { BUT { MEANSOMEBODY You KNOW am Of | KNOW ty ‘SOMEBODY SICK \ _ OR, SOMETHING Z ] . ¢ — WAL-O'rLL TELL YEZ —MRS FINNEY'S NEPHEW BE IN TH' : HOSPITIL— Ol TisT BEEN (TA OPERATION, IN 7‘SEE “IM APEX ASPIRIN _ INDADE=—1% THEYD TED ANUTHER DAY, TH’ LAD WouLD HAVE Gor orer wit ‘out iT THAT 1T WUZ AN THEY | OPERATID | TisT iN, TOIME . 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"Meee ABOUT PLL COLLECT THE MONEY AND WHEN “THE R OOM'S FULLA PEOPLE LL START IN TO TELL ’EM ABO UT it) WHILE EM A LEC- TURE STAY AT “THE : = THPp ouT KIDS DOORR AND KEE Ar DONT : TEN SAMPLE MANSION HOUSE AND THE BOYS ARE PROCEEDING WITH PLANS ‘TO Aa / CAPITALIZE “THEIR, DISCOVERY ore. the naPacific i ig aie | is your boy | HELPED HOW EM AND A TELL MA RKET eoccovece THEN QUIT WHERE'LL HE BE READY i | A country is democratic in proe portion to the strength of the spirit of equality. Gee Earn while you learn Barbering, $ _ A Permanent Business Big Income. fl WY with a : > Moler’s Barber College b i CATALOG GROW=RS READY NO GENERAL CATALOG | FEB. 1st A { 118 Regent St., Salt Lake City, Utah — We meet your state requirements — t i : Ms (Copyright, 1932, by The Bell Syndicate, I | i 23)) iene HIM ‘Lt JUST UP FIND ’EM , Ba D: The ‘whole of northern China is getting below the f-eezing point in winter,’ aléng in high school? -° Mr. S—Ach! 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If your story appears in this n column you will re- $3. 00 ceive check for | Week No. 3403 ene — ne ate W.N.U.—Salt Lake — — — . — ; | i |